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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-11 diamond 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-11 Pub. Date: 2017-09-11
Image Number: 162597
Caption: Remember that video of police attackin' that blond white woman nurse for just doin' her job? Remember Justine Diamond, white woman the police shot in her pajamas? Remember the hundreds of people of all races unnecessarily shot by cops in the past few years? Remember the huge "All Lives Matter" protests that broke out eretime? Glad to see I was wrong about "All Lives Matter" bein' just another way of sayin' "shut up an' take it, n*****." My "Sarcasm Monday" idea really caught on. Look at Wino Larry over there relievin' hisself. What a beautiful sight.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-04 diamond 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-04 Pub. Date: 2017-06-04
Image Number: 158134
Caption: I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it could be day-old sludge made with tap water from Flint? I thought you said you'd never been here before. Siri, where's the nearest Starbucks?
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-13 diamond 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 150252
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … the runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... but instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-28 diamond 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-28 Pub. Date: 2008-11-28
Image Number: 28301
Caption: How was your day, Clyde? Oh, you know, the usual. Got rich, gave money to all my new friends, bought a big mansion, twelve killer dogs, a diamond car, and plasma TVs for all my dogs ran outta cash, plasmas, car an' dogs got repo'd, bank took the house, and friends all disappeared. You? Forgot to record "Matlock." Sorry to hear that.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-05 diamond 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-05 Pub. Date: 2007-09-05
Image Number: 18485
Caption: To show the young lady how much you love her, you must spend three month's salary on her ring. What if I'm only marrying her because she had my child? What if I don't exactly "love" her? Two months. I see. I see. What if I mildly detest her? Honey, the young man wants to see your ring.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-23 diamond 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-24 Pub. Date: 2005-09-23
Image Number: 11650
Caption: Did you slip and fall? Where you hurt when you crashed your car? Did you choke half to death on a paper clip? Does everyone say your problems are your own fault? Then come to Larry Diamond, we can get you cash money. Now that's my kind of lawyer. Were you injured by someone while you were trying to mug them?
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-08-25 diamond 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-25 Pub. Date: 2005-08-25
Image Number: 11354
Caption: Let me get this straight: You're promising me all sorts of extravagant perks if I join the army.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-04-29 diamond 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-01 Pub. Date: 2005-04-29
Image Number: 10324
Caption: I revised my living will, Lemont. What now, Clyde? What kind of ignorant stereotypical drivel have you come up with now and why should I wasted my time listening to it?..
     
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