Elba A. Alligator. Pet Psychiatrist. I think you need therapy, Sasha. Ok â€¦Now, why are you depressed? Well â€¦ It's like no one really cares! Like everyone's just trying to get something from me, you know? Psychiatric Help $180.00/Hr. Tic Tic Tic. Current Charges $137.59. Hmmm ... Let's explore these delusions of yours.