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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-16 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-16 Pub. Date: 2019-06-16
Image Number: 178092
Caption: Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are all confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout, they're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions. Those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't so bad. Just tell them you were being sarcastic. Ok. Oh no! Now they're saying I'm being defensive and must have something to hide! Say the media took you our of context. Ok. Oh no!
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-03 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-03 Pub. Date: 2019-02-03
Image Number: 175839
Caption: I read your article where you bashed people who accuse Star Trek Discovery of being a Social Justice Warrior show. You wrote Star Trek has always been a show about social justice. The entire premise of the show was a ship full of people from all walks of life ... flying from planet to planet to enlighten bigots, fascists and all kinds of other (censored). But you're hopelessly biased. Of course you would want people to have a so-called open mind. Your grandmother was a call-girl. Don't bother denying it, I spent all night on Google figuring it out. She was a telephone operator ... That's what they called telephone operators. Your defensiveness means I'm right. That's science.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-10 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-10 Pub. Date: 2018-04-10
Image Number: 170410
Caption: You know why I don't own a gun, Susan? I have a kid. And kids die from accidental gunshots about once every other day. I could live with it if someone else hurt my Lionel. But I could never live with it if I'm the one who hurt him. But I've got buckets of self-defense rocks beneath all our furniture. Dio mio. When I caught Lionel juggling them, I knew I'd made the right decision.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-07 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-07 Pub. Date: 2018-04-07
Image Number: 170153
Caption: You know a good way to tell your friend his breath remind you of barnyard animals? My breath is just fine, Clyde. You sound defensive, bruh. Of course, I do. You said something about me that isn't true, so I'm defending myself. That's what's wrong with America: Every time an innocent person defends himself, people say that's proof he's guilty. There you go again with your defense-tivity. Your breath must be worse than I though. I'm going to quit while I'm behind.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-01 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-01 Pub. Date: 2016-09-01
Image Number: 147922
Caption: I think you're being way too hard on that new Eddie Murphy movie, Clyde. Bruh. Why you keep defendin' that tired, horrible abomination? I don't know. Well … I guess when people hate something so venomously and tell me it's worthless, I have this reflexive instinct to find the good in it ... which explains a lot, actually. Whachoo lookin' at me like that for?
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-05 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-05 Pub. Date: 2016-03-05
Image Number: 139629
Caption: You know a good way to tell your friend his breath remind you of barnyard animals? My breath is just fine, Clyde. You sound defensive, bruh. Of course I do. You said something about me that isn't true, so I'm defending myself. That's what's wrong with America: Every time an innocent person defends himself, people say that's proof he's guilty. There you go again with your defense-tivity. Your breath must be worse that I thought. I'm going to quit while I'm behind.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-21 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-21 Pub. Date: 2015-08-21
Image Number: 131278
Caption: The presidential election is officially underway. The candidates are making a lot of dubious claims … which may or may not be consistent with what they've said before. But who can say? We have no way of knowing. Hey, why're you looking at me like that? Listen, just because Jon Stewart's "Daily Show" is over, doesn't mean I'm not worth watching. I'm not being defensive, if that's what you're thinking ... Hey! Where are you going?! You're just going to the bathroom, right?
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-03 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-03 Pub. Date: 2015-07-03
Image Number: 129040
Caption: I'm tired of dating guys who seem to get their expectations of women from naughty internet sites. It's making guys think women actually like all the stupid stuff they see them doing. ... if you know what I mean. How would I know what you mean, Susan? I haven't the slightest idea. Are you talking about stupid snowboarding stunts or something? You're protesting too much, Lemont. I've barely even heard of the internet.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-23 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-23 Pub. Date: 2014-12-23
Image Number: 120256
Caption: I want my baby boy to have the same values I have. So he needs to know the people who raised me. Don't look at me like that. I wasn't looking at you, Big L. I am not being defensive. If you want him to watch "The Cosby Show," that's your business.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-11 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-11 Pub. Date: 2014-07-11
Image Number: 113448
Caption: What'd you do last night? WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?! What have you heard?! Did somebody tweet something? For your information, even the smartest people make mistakes. IS THERE SOMEHTING ON THE INTERNET I SHOULE KNOW ABOUT?! The 21st century is really loud.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-24 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-24 Pub. Date: 2013-07-24
Image Number: 99561
Caption: Well, we'd better get going, Rosencrantz. Were is there to go, Tyrone? Don’t be so hostile. What? I wasn’t being hostile. I said your name simply to alert you that our conversation had begun. The only reason to insert a person's name mid-conversation is to express hostility. I'm sorry, Tyrone. That's it. We're through, Rosencrantz.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-20 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-20 Pub. Date: 2013-07-20
Image Number: 99245
Caption: I think you're only scratching the surface. Dr. Noodle. You're not stressed about being broke. You're stressed because you fear what that says about you. M.A. You fear it means you're irresponsible. Worthless. A useless mole on the booty of mankind. Hey, I told you I'll pay you next Tuesday. Get off my case. You're defensive. That's a sign of a deeper fear ...
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-20 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-20 Pub. Date: 2012-07-20
Image Number: 84248
Caption: What'd you do last night? WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?! What have you heard?! Did somebody say something? For your information, even the smartest people make mistakes. IS THERE SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?! The 21st century is really loud.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-16 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-16 Pub. Date: 2012-05-16
Image Number: 80977
Caption: So how's Lionel? No, I don’t think I should take him to Roxanne's. After all, I sued to share custody 50-50, because I was raised by a single mom and I know how important a mom is to a son. Not my fault the court gave me sole custody. Um … Ok. I resent your insinuation that I'm doing something wrong.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-27 defensive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-27 Pub. Date: 2010-08-27
Image Number: 51240
Caption: Cathy. I love you, Mom! I don't know why I get so defensive and crazy around you. I know, sweetie. I clipped some newspaper stories on the subject! Here are some magazine articles! Pamphlets from the drugstore! Coupons for … !@$%, you throw one more piece of paper at me, I'ma put yo @$* in a rest home and never visit you. CUT! Take 37. What! Tha's how it REALLY go down, knottamean? I can't work like this.
     
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