Let's conduct an experiment to determine whether light is a particle or a wave. Experiment? Yes! You shine this flashlight at the ground, and I'll look at it under this magnifying glass. Thus, by applying the Scientific Method, we work together to extend the boundaries of knowledge. How come you get to hold the magnifying glass?
The case of the missing fish. . . I can deduce the culprit by examining the evidence! Munch Hmmmâ€¦ Broken pottery, mysterious balls of fur, shredded couch, chewed plantsâ€¦ A furry, lumbering, clawed herbivore?
P.U.S.S. 9000: Do taxes! Forms â€¦ not â€¦ logical â€¦ does â€¦ not â€¦ computeâ€¦ BLAMF! Daisy â€¦ Daisy â€¦ give â€¦ me â€¦ your â€¦ answerâ€¦.