Nina's Culinary Adventures. Hut's Hamburgers. We'll have the Two-For-One All American Burgers and some fries! And 2 Shiner Bocks. May I see your I.D.? I'll just have some ice water. Mmm-mmm! Best good ol' fashioned burgers in town! Sob!! Here, Nina - have some fries! Beef tallow. Mrr-mmm! Burrp! I think I'll go use the bathroom. Wow! Rating: Good (carnivores). Very bad (vegetarians). Notes: Women's room gets a "10". Interesting "nostalgia" decor. Crowded. Restaurant Rating key: Excellent. Good. Fair. Poor. Very bad.
"Urban Savages" (Or a bunch of affected people at a party".) I'm going to get 4 more holes tomorrow - But where did you get that wicked bone? That little boutique on 8th St. - "Poseurs & Noseurs". There's an awesome studio on Washington that does fabulous Sudanese ritual scarification! Check out my new tattoo! Ohh! Nice Masai tribal imagery! I just had my labia pierced! My, how expressive or you! Clutch!
Boycott Christmas! The Christmas Resistance Movement. The greedy capitalist oppressors are using guilt to manipulate consumers into purchasing mass-produced "gifts" for their friends and loved ones! They want you to believe love itself is a commodity which can be exchanged for commercial products! While there are an infinite number of other ways to express love, and 364 other days to give gifts, they insist you must buy things for Christmas--whole industries depend on it! This year, don't play along! Don't buy Christmas presents! Don't buy Christmas cards! Don't buy Christmas decorations! Don't feel guilty! Boycott Christmas. Sabotage commerce.