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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-05-13 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-05-13 Pub. Date: 2019-05-13
Image Number: 177673
Caption: End of the Roe. Roe v. Wade was decided in 1973. And then … They're trying to make abortion illegal again. It'll never happen. There'd be riots in the streets! This candidate is anti-choice. Let's not get hung up on women's issues. Clinics are being shut down! People can still travel to another state. If Trump is elected, Roe is doomed! There you go with your gender-feminist identity politics! Alabama is about to pass a near-total abortion ban! Maybe we should give up on the abortion thing so we can win swing voters. Roe just got overturned. Whoa, how'd we let that happen?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-08-06 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-08-06 Pub. Date: 2018-08-06
Image Number: 173445
Caption: Give and Let Die. What are you up to? Crowdfunding healthcare. But I can't decide which projects to back. Survivalstarter. Why you should help me live. $14,580 of $150,000 goal. 124 backers. This one has a compelling storyline and a strong disease brand. Malignant Cowpox is hot right now. But this other one has an amusing video on the absurdity of life and randomness of tragedy. I might throw a few bucks her way. Now, this person has a boring illness and only three backers. I'm not getting on that loser train. Wouldn't it just be simpler if we had Universal Health Care? Look, this one is offering tote bags!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-17 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-17 Pub. Date: 2017-04-17
Image Number: 157189
Caption: Times They Aren't a-Changin'. Fox News has been paying bucketloads of hush money to settle sexual harassment lawsuits. "If you don't like what's happening in the workplace, go to human resources or leave." We have a president accused of sexual assault by several women. "When you're a star, they let you do it." "You can do anything." The GOP caucus to decide women's health care benefits looked like this. "I wouldn't want to lose my mammograms!" Haw! Haw! But don't worry! The New York Times just hired this guy as their new op-ed columnist. "The campus-rape narrative sustains liberal fictions of a never-ending war on women." Bret Stephens.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-08 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-08 Pub. Date: 2015-06-08
Image Number: 128216
Caption: Fast track to oligarchy. Why is Obama supporting a corporate giveaway posing as a trade deal? I'm sorry, this secret tribunal finds your nation's laws in contempt of profit! Maybe the old Obama has been traded for a new one? To quote MLK, the arc of the moral universe is long ... Old ... But it bend toward higher drug prices in the developing world. Or he wants his legacy to be complex! Much like the human spirit, my presidency is rife with paradox. Or the issue has already been decided by secret tribunal. I must support the Trans-Pacific partnership. No, really. I must.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-05-12 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-05-13 Pub. Date: 2014-05-12
Image Number: 111433
Caption: Overwhelming evidence now disproves any connection between vaccines and Autism. Yet many people still refuse to vaccinate their kids. As outbreaks become more common, here are some … Get Well Gifts for the Unvaccinated. It's all a conspiracy! T-shirts. Don't blame me! It's my Mom and Dad's fault. Lumpy the Bear. Mumps are fun! Incinerate after use. Activity Books. Li'l Disease Vector Coloring Book. Pertussis bacteria. Crayons. Play Estate Planner. Koff! Koff! Last will and Testament. Decide who gets your Legos, just in case!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-17 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-18 Pub. Date: 2014-03-17
Image Number: 109088
Caption: Corporate Cosmos. Neil Degrasse Tyson can talk about things like black holes without controversy. But what if a company decided their existence might hurt profits? EZ-Naut™. Peaceful galactic voyages. We can't have people thinking there are holes in space sucking in all matter! We'll get on it. Soon ... Citizens for Responsible Astronomy. Black hole fraud. Hoax. Opinion. The Only Thing a "Black Hole" Sucks is Jobs. Liberal fascism in space Have you ever seen a black hole with you own eyes? Not exactly, but - Pinhead! Doubt successfully sowed! Who am I to say whether black holes exist? No one really knows!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-22 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-22 Pub. Date: 2012-10-22
Image Number: 89068
Caption: The fate of the earth depends on one thing. Truth? Reason? Love of our fellow human? No. It depends on zingers. Boo-yah! Oh no you didn't! Most voters seem unconcerned. Are you worried about losing your health insurance? 'Least I ain't lost my hear! Zing! Coming soon: A slapstick competition to decide who gets the launch codes. Here, have a wedge issue! Whap! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Yank!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86594
Caption: Slowpoke. What's wrong, Mr. P? I can't decide which I identify with: The nostalgic, timeless aura of Coke, or the energetic, youth-oriented themes of Pepsi. Santa Clause or Beyonce? That is the question. You could go the spiritual route with this tea. It promises "the enlightenment of a thousand tea-betan monks." I'm afraid I prefer my beverages dharma-free. Buddha Brand Tea. Now sox more Zen! From the makers of Sno-Koans. Surely there must be SOME marketing niche you fall into. I am simply too complex to be pigeonholed. Manly Man Fancy pear halves. Rowdy Lesbian brand cupcakes. Upwardly Mobile mustard. Sale Items. Er ... On second thought, I stand corrected. Repressed Suit-Wearing Pointy-Headed Man Cheese.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-24 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-24 Pub. Date: 2010-05-24
Image Number: 90120
Caption: Slowpoke. More E-holes. The black hole - emails go to this person to die. Oh, a little person has asked me a question, as though I would actually answer it. IGNORE! The Famesquatter - claims celebrity names on her social networking sites for herself. Maybe more people will love me if I Tweet as Oprah. Oprah Winfrey: Just saw dentist. No cavities! The reckless inviter - invites ALL Facebook friends to events they couldn't possibly attend, not would they want to. You are invited to the Sixth Annual Baking Soda Symposium to be held Saturday at the Yakima Doubletree. The Oblivinerd - person clearly unaffected by the recession who boasts about gadget expenditures. Can't decide on skin for iPhone. Guess I'll get all six. Already bored with my iPad. What's next?
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-15 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-15 Pub. Date: 2010-03-15
Image Number: 90486
Caption: Slowpoke. Hi, Drooly Julie here. It seems some readers completely missed the sarcasm of last weeks strip. Snow disproves global warming?! I will never read your comic again, you ignorant butthead. "As a service to the humor-impaired, we at Slowpoke have decided to provide sarcasm alerts TM from now on." What can I say? I didn't see this once coming at all. A SNOWSTORM! Can't argue with that. ALERT! Not something Hansen would ever say! Dr. James Hansen, NASA. "We'll even add alerts to our past strips as well!" Obama will stop hospitals from issuing birth certificates so terrorists' demon spawn can become President in 2045. ALERT! Also not true! We'd like to thank those perceptive readers for bringing this important matter to our attention. ALERT! Sarcasm again!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-09 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-09 Pub. Date: 2009-11-09
Image Number: 90472
Caption: Slowpoke. Some accuse the Viking News channel of distorting facts to advance a pro-rape-and-pillage agenda. Experts say Al Franken's anti-rape bill will emasculate America! V News. Blad Thorbaald. … Iraq Analyst: "Not Enough Gore" … The Obama White House decides to start limiting their access. We can no longer abide by the fiction that the Viking network is a traditional news organization. Please stop flinging blood at me. The White House. Washington, DC. Cowed by accusations of anti-plundering bias, other reporters rise to VN's defense. We stand by our sister organization! It they say it's news, it's news! Free speech! abc. In the near future: Okay, next question from the David Duke network, and then I'll take one from the Holocaust Denial channel ...
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86642
Caption: Slowpoke. Teabagger Ironies. Their biggest fears about health care reform are already happening. Bureaucrats will decide who gets care and who is left to DIE! No. WellNexus tm. Health Insurance. De-nied! Stamp. They despise "big government" but had no problem with Bush as an all-powerful "unitary executive." Wiretap all you want, but DON'T TREAD ON ME by offering me a competing insurance plan! They claim to care about saving taxpayers money while fighting a bill that would save everyone money. I don't get this "stealth tax" idea about runaway health care costs. Waste of money can only come form th' guv'mint! Skritch! Skritch! They talk about "individual empowerment" but would leave the self-employed individual powerless. WellNexus tm. Health Insurance. Your application has been DENIED due to your pre-existing condition of existing. Should've gotten a salaried job with bennies!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 92346
Caption: Slowpoke. Democrats are at each other's throats over the Presidential candidates. War-mongering triangulator! Overhyped health care demagogue! Obama. Hillary. As the race drags on, the DNC decides to unite the party with a medical miracle. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you ... Oballary! Now THAT'S change! Oballary's ability to simultaneously eat waffles WHILE giving stump speeches in small town diners allows it to cover twice as many campaign stops as usual. GMORF! Lemme tell you about hope. The Oballary campaign quickly wins over the prized Siamese twin and sci-fi nerd vote. Finally! Somebody who represents us! McCain is a Cylon! Republican strategists are stymied. It'd be the first female and black President! But it's also white and male! With decades of combined experience! What'll we do? Not to be outdone, McCain exhumes Ronald Reagan's head to win over wary wingnuts! Don't worry ... He's plenty conservative! You tell 'em, Ronnie!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86619
Caption: Slowpoke. Since we seem to be living in a new dark age, perhaps it’s time for … A Marketing Plan for the Enlightenment. There'd be the reason blimp … Reason Fever - Catch it! Celebrity endorsements … I'm Drooly Julie. Whenever I'm deciding how to pursue some buff young stud, I use LOGIC! tm. Product placement in movies ... Darling, when I saw your Wikipedia entry on the Horsehead nebula, I knew I had to have you. Fast food tie-ins ... Hey kids! Try McSnottle's new Bill Nye the science Guy Happy Meal featuring the Big Bang Burger. BOOM! BOOM Science is fun! BOOM! ... And Nascar sponsorship! The Enlightening Rod. Ben Franklin. "Those who can make you believe the absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 decide 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92670
Caption: Slowpoke. Leave Your Child Behind. Hey, parents! Are you concerned that your child will grow up to be an intellectual elite? "Then urge your school district to adopt the Leave Your Child Behind curriculum! There's no fancy book-learning … Except for literal reading of the Good Book." NASA research proves that the sun really stood still in the sky!* *Actual lesson being taught in 300+ school districts. "High-falutin' critical thinking is discouraged, as students are told everything they need to know. European settlers in America liberated the Indians! But I heard ... You heard WRONG! 3x4=34. "We've also retooled the traditional grading system." Oh no! I got an "Arrogant!" I got a Freedom-plus!" "In the end, all of our graduates receive social DUH-grees!" Congratulations, young lady! Aren't you glad you decided against that career in science? Duhhhh ... Enroll your child today ... Because freedumb is on the march! Duh ... Duh ... Duh ... Duh ...
     
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