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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-10 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-10 Pub. Date: 2019-11-10
Image Number: 180290
Caption: Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death! The news channels love the first storm of the year. I want to caution viewers not to panic.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-09 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-09 Pub. Date: 2019-11-09
Image Number: 180291
Caption: Being a federal regulator stinks. I'm supposed to police false advertising claims and keep consumers safe. But I have no resources and I'm decried as a bumbling, interfering government bureaucrat. Try our new anti-aging tea. It includes nutrients taken from the local soil proven to reduce stress, cure all disease and heal broken hearts. I'll take two, and the list of side effects in the fine print. Doesn't work. Can cause death.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-30 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-30 Pub. Date: 2019-10-30
Image Number: 180127
Caption: Why do chicks dig vampires? They're forbidden, immortal. They have unimaginable strength. They visit at night, bringing wisdom and sensuality. And if they don't take out the trash or mow the lawn you can burn them to death with sunlight! Yikes. They can get housework done while I sleep.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-09-01 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-09-01 Pub. Date: 2019-09-01
Image Number: 179225
Caption: Hear the stunning reviews for Boneyard Death Killers. It's one of the greatest movies in a generation. That's according to movieblogreview.com. What's that place? Boneyard chills, thrills and packs an emotional wallop says flickreviewblogspot. It's Friday the 13th meets Caddyshack meets Streetcar Named Desire, according to joereviewsmovies.com. Awesome dlite gr8 dialog 2 says movietwittergal. I loved this film! Reports I-get-free-stuff-from-studios-reviewer.com.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-17 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-17 Pub. Date: 2019-07-17
Image Number: 178589
Caption: Rudy I'd like you to meet Tom, a member of Tightwads United. Wow. Sir. I dug this up at a ceremony. Awesome! Behold, the deceased's dentures.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-28 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-28 Pub. Date: 2019-04-28
Image Number: 177410
Caption: From the director of Leap Year Massacre and Everyone's Extremely Dead … comes an epic horror film … so terrifying you won't be able to sleep, or eat, or go into the basement, or bathe alone … or do anything ever. Again! This film is not yet rated, nor does it have a title, or a plot. Coming to theaters in 2019 or 2020 or whenever we get it together. Sounds awesome. Can't wait. Feel the terror!
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-16 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-16 Pub. Date: 2019-04-16
Image Number: 177233
Caption: I have something to say. Just tell me. Are you dying. Have you lost your voice for good? Get me a @#$% coffee you freakin' #$%^ loser! I'm healed, thirsty and you're a stinkin' loser! Rejoicing.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-15 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-15 Pub. Date: 2019-04-15
Image Number: 177232
Caption: Sadie? I have something to tell you. I never thought I'd say this, but it's good to see you in the café. You better sit down. Sit down? Is it bad news? Are you dying? Shut yer @#$% and sit! Insult to injury.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-06 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-06 Pub. Date: 2019-04-06
Image Number: 177051
Caption: Why do medical test results always come back on a Monday so we have to wait through the whole weekend to get our life-and-death results? You've signed a mouthful.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-13 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-13 Pub. Date: 2019-02-13
Image Number: 176307
Caption: I'm Herbert. Darlene. I'm busy. I noticed that. You look intense. Are you one of those people working herself to death? You're not going to have a heart attack or something? I'd just hate to witness a horrible event like that. It would be very rude of you, frankly. Not enjoying the conversation.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-10 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-10 Pub. Date: 2019-02-10
Image Number: 175961
Caption: Up next, a special report: Insomnia, The Silent Killer. Research shows that 54 percent of American adults suffer a sleeping disorder. Side effects can include lost work productivity, depression, increased heart risk … gum disease, petulance, flatulence, Ebola virus, premature writhing death. So get into bed, close your eyes, drift away, and get some rest. No pressure.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-20 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-20 Pub. Date: 2018-07-20
Image Number: 172985
Caption: There is something in the night. It has not a name. It cannot be grasped or understood in material terms. Walk to the highway. Huh? Walk to the highway, @#$% doofus. There's a truck coming!!! Keep it down, I'm dying here. Get moving or there'll be no nookie in this life or the next!!!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-29 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-29 Pub. Date: 2018-05-29
Image Number: 171958
Caption: I did some research. I read the respected New England Journal of Astrophysics, and it looks like you're right … Gamma ray bursts have to come from pretty close by in order to fry all life on earth. So we won't die. Their calculations showed that the worst a gamma ray burst could do is turn us green and make us very, very angry. Might want to doublecheck to make sure you weren't reading their April 1st edition. It's not all bad. They found it may also boost stamina and strength.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-11 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-11 Pub. Date: 2018-04-11
Image Number: 170358
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will hunt you and your family to the ends of the earth and squeeze you all to death with my bare armpit. I mean ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-08 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-08 Pub. Date: 2018-04-08
Image Number: 169775
Caption: Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard his computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he'd discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in a black hole, don't give up ... there's a way out. His loss is a moral and intellectual void that'll never be filled. Well that's depressing ... and ... now I'm ok.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-05 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169195
Caption: Hey, little buddy. Did you know that men often confuse a heart attack with a bout of constipation. Go away, Randy! That's why so many men who croak from heart attacks are found in the loo. Go away! The first responders are on their way. I haven't been in here that long!
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-01 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-01 Pub. Date: 2018-03-01
Image Number: 168936
Caption: If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body. That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000. Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he's concerned about his mortality. You answer should have been nothing. That alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy. I think I'd rather wait for the 7000-S. Stop it.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-21 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-21 Pub. Date: 2018-01-21
Image Number: 166993
Caption: Tonight on The Price is Right! Three people compete … to the death. Animal Planet brings you the gruesome mating dance of the preying … CNBC stock analysts, Jane Ponziskeem and Chuck Boughtman. You two both see, to agree the President's tax … Calamity was the most apocalyptic thing that ever happened in the history of the inner solar system. The devastating impact blew much of the earth's crust into orbit. After millions of years, it all coalesced to form ... Disney. The company now owns much of our popular culture. Aside from its catalogue of Disney films, the behemoth now owns the rights to Star Wars, the rights to X-Men, the rights to the Fantastic Four, and the rights to - you're behind. But you can catch up easily! You can get your revenge, with Montezuma energy drink! Side effects may include projectile hurling, incontinence, colorectal warming, and -- Whales! Admiral, there be whales here! Well done, Mister Scott. How soon can we be ready for warp speed?
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-09 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-09 Pub. Date: 2018-01-09
Image Number: 167105
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been talking to … um … Tina for three whole weeks … Do you think it's too early to try and get her to move out her near me? Excellent question. The answer is, we're all barreling full-steam toward death and incontinence. So seize the moment!!! that's both depressing and uplifting at the same time.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-11 death 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-11 Pub. Date: 2017-11-11
Image Number: 164678
Caption: How many people in history do you think have died fighting over lines someone else drew on a map? Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial "country." Iraq … Ethiopia … Yugoslavia … the United States … but then if we only lived in countries made up of people who agree with us, earth would have 7 billion countries. I disagree.
     
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