Mike du Jour
Comics and cartoons
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You've got two hairs and you're getting a haircut? Really? Oh no! I'm a contract killer. I'm just waiting for a photo of my next ding!! … Hit. Aaaah!!
One irony of human courtship is that you perform grooming rituals you normally wouldn’t. -Like trimming your nose hairs in order to attract a complete stranger in hopes that one day - They tell you to trim your nose hairs. -Lectured the dog.
Got a date? What makes you think I've got a date? Because it's too late to be going to the dentist … And those are the only two times you trim your nose hairs. OUCH!!
Picasso cut his tongue on your steel cut oatmeal sprinkled with bits of razor blades … Gosh, I feel horrible. I should hope so! I've been shaving with raisins all week.