email@example.com/Mailbag. "Dear Mike du Jour, My two cats would be so cute and cuddly in your comic strip." Ask what their names are â€¦ Tap tap tap tap tap tap. "Hocker and Loogie." That's not going to test well.
Mike du Jour
Are you leaving, beavers? Yep! But maybe we could be regular characters. Yeah! We fit right in: cute, cuddly we got a fat tail â€¦ Did he say â€¦ "Flat" he said flat. If the tail fits!