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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-10 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-10 Pub. Date: 2017-10-10
Image Number: 163629
Caption: The rest of the president's press pool left Puerto Rico, but I decided to stay and help. They needed people who could drive trucks to help deliver supplies to the survivors. I didn't know you knew how to drive a big rig, Lemont. What's to know? Huh? That reminds me: Did you know a pallet of 10,000 baby wipes makes a good flotation device if you find yourself in the ocean? What? What did you do to their truck?! It's inspiring how fast people, even in the midst of devastation, can all pitch in to buy one man a plane ticket home.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-10 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-10 Pub. Date: 2017-09-10
Image Number: 161858
Caption: My uncle keeps sending me crazy, paranoid conspiracy theories he hears on Youtube. Dr. Noodle. It all started a few years ago when he sent me an email about how the victims of the Hindenburg crash were all crisis actors. These same victims died on the Titanic! He wrote. Then he told me President Obama was setting up Femur Camps, where he'd be letting the Illuminati harvest our femur bones for voodoo incantations to turn all our frogs into insomniacs. When I asked him why on earth would anyone want to do that? he said I had been brainwashed by the cabal that runs both the fake news and the pepperoni industries. So I replied why would they waste their time brainwashing me? What would they gain from that? Does your uncle have a hobby? Get him to refer uncle!!! $$$$$$$ ... because it's possible that you're his hobby. He said they've brainwashed me into thinking there's nothing to gain from brainwashing me.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-15 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-15 Pub. Date: 2017-06-15
Image Number: 159154
Caption: Clyde picks up Lemont's son Lionel from daycare. How do I make Brixton not be a buller? Hold on … lemme call your daddy … It's ringin'. Day care. Hello? Yo, Big L, some bully beefin' wit' little man. What you want me to tell 'im to do? The plane crashed at the North Pole! We were rescued by insurgent elves but now they're holding us hostage until the dictator Santa Clause agrees to a ceasefire and two weeks' paid vacation! Send help! got it. Later, bruh. Boop. Your daddy want you to shout a lot of nonsense so the bully think you crazy. I happen to concur.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-18 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-18 Pub. Date: 2017-05-18
Image Number: 158079
Caption: I had a weird dream last night. Some blond chick showed up, and then our earth crashed into another earth. Weird, no? That's funny. I dreamt that DC Comics' "Harbinger" showed up and warned me about some huge calamity. She's blond … and when she did that in the comics, all the parallel earths ended up collapsing into one. With my luck, I'll end up like Psycho Pirate at the end of "Crisis on Infinite Earths." ... You were supposed to laugh. Never go full-geek, Lemont.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-18 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-18 Pub. Date: 2016-12-18
Image Number: 151614
Caption: I wish I could fly, Big L. I know what you mean. Ever since I donned my first pair of underoos, I wanted to fly too. But the older I get, the more I realize it's not all it's cracked up to be. First of all, there's all the stuff in the air you'd crash into: birds, helicopters, jets, drones, power lines ... Then there are all the idiots who'd take a shot at you. And if you flew high enough to avoid all that, you'd freeze your nuggets off. Flying's one of those powers you think would be cool, but really wouldn't be. Like invisibility. I don't know what you talkin' about, bruh. I just meant I'm on the no-fly list. If you were an invisible hero, people would still see your clothes. You'd have to fight crime naked.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-14 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-14 Pub. Date: 2016-10-14
Image Number: 149613
Caption: I finally ran into Vancouver at a party that night. One thing led to another … and we found ourselves parked in her car at 2am on a bluff overlooking the moonlit ocean. It was magical. It felt as if the earth was no bigger than that car, that we were the only two people on it, and it was moving beneath our feet. Turns our we'd forgotten to set the parking break. We rolled downhill into a police car.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-06 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-06 Pub. Date: 2016-10-06
Image Number: 149309
Caption: I heard a passerby comment that a plane has been stuck on the tarmac for seven hours and the passengers are furious. That's because they don't realize that life in a stranded plane is better than no life at all, Rozencrantz. They could sit there and think "at least we haven't crashed." And they've got all the peanuts and ginger ale in the world. I heard they've run out of peanuts. There will be blood. Spare change?
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-20 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-20 Pub. Date: 2015-05-20
Image Number: 127173
Caption: I keep thinking about those people who died or got hurt when that train derailed. Dr. Noodle. It's 2015. I'm ok with not having flying cars, or jetpacks, or moving sidewalks. M.A. But we should at least have trains and tracks that can't toss us off to our deaths now. The older I get, the less I expect. That's perfectly normal, Lemont.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-19 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-19 Pub. Date: 2015-05-19
Image Number: 127172
Caption: All week, I've been thinking about the people who got hurt in that train crash. Of course. You ride the train all the time. It's natural to feel fear when you realize it could just as easily have been your train. Times like this make it hard to ignore that your very next trip home may lead to you never seeing your child again. M.A. It's not about me. It's about them It's about identifying with them. Empathy is the most selfish emotion there is.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-13 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-13 Pub. Date: 2014-02-13
Image Number: 107416
Caption: There are times when it's like you can see the future, Clyde. Like if a drunk friend offers you a ride, you can see yourself crashing into a tree and dying in a raging inferno. What's this have to do with me runnin' for Congress, Big L? I prefer you being 314,159,265th in the line of succession. I don't even know what that mean.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-08 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-08 Pub. Date: 2013-01-08
Image Number: 91984
Caption: I'm writing a short story about a man named Leroy and his best friend Shooshan. They've been friends since childhool. They watched each other having a lifetime of disastrous romantic relationships with other people. They have to decide: Stay BFFs or risk becoming just another crashed and burned romance. That's where the aliens come in. Men will do anything not to discuss relationships.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-05 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-05 Pub. Date: 2012-11-05
Image Number: 89421
Caption: Remember how four years ago, Hillary Clinton had the superhuman ability to be all things to all people? Go on. Remember how I pointed out that she was "born" in 1947, the same year as aliens crashed at Roswell? Go on. Did you know Mitt Romney was also "born" in 1947? Go on. Remember when we were kids and I bet you $2 the alien invasion would happen before the zombie apocalypse? Stop.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-08 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-08 Pub. Date: 2012-06-08
Image Number: 81661
Caption: No, I dont have any "tour guide" experience. That's too bad. Jobville Employment Agency. Tourism is booming. Foreigners are flocking to America like rubberneckers flocking to see a car crash. Say what? I'm as bad with analogies as Something else is bad at a thing.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-15 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-15 Pub. Date: 2011-08-15
Image Number: 64449
Caption: What is this, Brown? What is what? This blog you wrote about some sort of famine in the horn of Africa. There's not a single word in here about the Tea Party or Obama or the stock market crash or our jobs crisis. Sometimes - every once in a while - things happen to people who aren't Americans. I want a rewrite by 5.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-22 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-22 Pub. Date: 2010-06-22
Image Number: 48741
Caption: If you're really me from sixteen years in the future, prove it. Ok I remember this there's Ken Chu. Ken's about to fall down that open elevator shaft. Thud. Ow! There's Rudy Park. He's about to toss a six-pack of beer down the shaft so Ken won't starve to death. Ker-crash. Ow! And there's Tim Lowe. He's about to drop a couch down the shaft so Ken'll be more comfortable. Thunk. Thunk. Ow!
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-11-08 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-11-08 Pub. Date: 2009-11-08
Image Number: 40345
Caption: I was invited to speak on a writer's panel discussion a few weeks back. No way! Why didn't you tell me? I was sick with the flu. Didn't want you to see me crash and burn. But it turned out ok. I was in the heavy-coughing stage, so I loaded up on Nyquil. Still didn't work, so I drank a couple glasses of wine at the event. What? I wasn't operating heavy machinery or anything. Anyway, then I popped about two dozen cough drops through the talk. I piled the discarded wrappers into a scale replica of chicken itza while I had some more wine. The audience started rippling like a pond after a stone's been tossed in it, and a few of them started rapidly oscillating between opaque and translucent ... Dios mio! ... Which I thought was incredibly rude of them.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-16 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-16 Pub. Date: 2009-08-16
Image Number: 37218
Caption: Buzzz! 1 Message. Buzzz! Buzzz! Boop. CRASH! Drive safely. Xoxo Susan.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-24 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-24 Pub. Date: 2008-12-24
Image Number: 28945
Caption: God offered me world peace last night. Riiiiight. What I need that fo'? I told 'im jus' gimme some solid gold hubcaps. Tha' what I want. Uh-huh. CRASH! Air mail. Roscoe's Hubcap Emporium. Now tha' what I'm talking 'bout. NNNOOOOO!!!
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-20 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-20 Pub. Date: 2008-06-20
Image Number: 24239
Caption: Clyde, can I stay with you for a few days? 'Course, Big L. But Susan got a big ol' place. Why you ain't staying with her? An escaped terrorist is hunting me. I don't want to endanger someone I care about. Let me rephrase I got yo' room out in the alley.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-23 crash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-23 Pub. Date: 2008-05-23
Image Number: 23639
Caption: Remember how Hillary Clinton seemed to have incredible stamina? Go on. And how she's mysteriously adopt the accent and personality of whatever group she was talking to? Go on. And how she was "born" in 1947? Go on. And remember how aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947? Stop.
     
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