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| Rudy Park |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-08-26 |
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2017-08-26 |
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161811 |
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Hey boss, it's almost closing time. Mind if I knock off early? I do indeed, minion. It's a slippery slope. If I let you off ten minutes early. The next thing you'd know, you'll be asking for eleven free minutes. And the next thing you'd know, yadda yadda yadda, the courts would be forcing me to pay for your third cousin's foreign-born nanny's uncle's appendectomy. You should really cut down on making these slippery slope arguments. If I did that, the next thing you'd know, the courts would be forcing me to buy everyone a turtle.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-09-15 |
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2016-09-15 |
| Image Number: |
148488 |
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I'm suing you for false advertising. I sent a sample of your Italian soda to my cousin Beppe in Naples. He said there's nothing "Italian" about it. I'll settle out of court for an Italian soda. No deal. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-03-22 |
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2016-03-22 |
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140827 |
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Boss, I just found out about a death in the family. Can I have some time off? Of course you can. The amount you may have depends on the distance of the relation. If it was a parent, you can have one full day. 18 hours for a sibling, 9 hours for a cousin ... but only if it's your first cousin. Your Facebook post says it was your fourth cousin thrice removed. That'll get you 45 seconds of bereavement time. Very bad man. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-01-17 |
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2016-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
137204 |
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A-HA! What? What do you mean "a-ha"? You know how you told me there's a difference between your pumpkin-ginseng latte and your ginseng-pumpkin latte? Well, I gave samples of each to my cousin who's a scientist in the tastebud studies department at Candorville University. He put them through the most rigorous tests known to man, and guess what the results showed? This cafe officially has no knowledge of any abnormal amounts of fluoride, heavy metals, disinfections byproducts, pharmaceutical drugs, rodent waste, or any other contaminants in our food or drink. I was going to say the tests found they're the same drink. This cafe has specifically never even heard of chromium, uranium or perfluorooctanoic sulfonate. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-01-02 |
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2016-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
137203 |
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I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Tap tap tap tap tap. Big whoop. What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop … the much grumpier, much louder, and much much older second cousin of Bigfoot. YOU LOUSY SON OF A … Wait … thank you. That's very flattering. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2015-04-19 |
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2015-04-19 |
| Image Number: |
125031 |
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Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My mother doesn't want me to get a tattoo, but I disagree. I believe that a tattoo would be very attractive. What do you think? - Jessica, rebellious daughter. *(Actual reader letter). Is this serious? Is this a real letter? They're all real. I am stunned. Stunned? What is wrong with children? Defying their mothers? Do you know what would happen if we had defied our parents like that? What? They'd have sent us to live in the old country with our illiterate cousins who left us to sleep in the barn and eat only hay. Seriously? Sure. It's what happened to me when I was 14 and got my first tattoo. But ... Jessica, get a tattoo of my face! So confused. Get yer mixed messages by writing rudy@rudypark.com. |
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