Whatta we got, Detective? Seems our victim was looking to buy a handmade Persian. He gets it home. His wife tells him it's a fake. He goes back, tells the dealer he was ripped off and wants his money back. They get into a beef and the dealer whacks him twice with a fully authentic Oriental. What'd I miss? Nothing. Just another rug deal gone bad.
Mike du Jour
So I identify as my hero, Babe Ruth. Big deal. Am I hurting anyone? I guess not. Where'd babe go? He left. Why? He gave me a fake twenty. It probably identifies as a real twenty.