| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-19 |
| Image Number: |
180492 |
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Armstrong, you have been a terrible Scrooge and it has hurt many lives. Look: May I have my first cost of living wage increase in a decade? Next decade. Despair. I can't afford to upgrade my iPhone. Mistake. Who cued up the tale of Tiny Rudy?! Show me more despair.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-11-19) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-09 |
| Image Number: |
178473 |
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Help me! I am unprofitable? This is why you are condemned to wear the red letter U. It can't be. I've raised prices, cut labor costs, I … wait … Isn't the letter supposed to be scarlet? You're in the red. Failed Capitalist.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-07-09) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-11 |
| Image Number: |
177543 |
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Divided Airlines. Welcome to Divided Airlines. Starting today, we will be charging passengers an extra $50 to not crash the airplane into a mountain.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-05-11) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-05 |
| Image Number: |
177464 |
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You're going down today, sucker. Bring it on! Get a load of this $85.45. Wow. Impressive. Told you. Not so fast. $93.60? Now that's an expensive tank of gas. Humbled. I play to win. We cope in the oddest ways. House of Java.net Cybercafe.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-05-05) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-26 |
| Image Number: |
174637 |
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… charge extra for people to wear shoes, create a tax on spilled drinks, double-charge for napkins. Boring, you're not a government entity, it's been done. I give up. I concede. I've got nothing. Maybe I don't belong as a businessman. Maybe I should just turn over the keys to the place to the customers ... They can make their own drinks and become experts and run their own coffee houses. Or I could charge them for making their own drinks and call this a training ground! Witness the return of a muse.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-10-26) |
Image #174637 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-25 |
| Image Number: |
174636 |
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I've got to fight through my creative malaise. I've come up with a list of ways to eek out more money from customers. Let's hear 'em. Charge for extra pads of butter. It's okay, but it's boring. Right. How about: Raise coffee prices; sell only day-old pastries; turn out the lights to save electricity ... Boring, boring, boring. Require people to make their own drinks? C'mon, you're not even trying.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-10-25) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-19 |
| Image Number: |
173393 |
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Eureka! Hide the children and their wallets. I've figured out a solution to the problem of rising health-care insurance costs. Premiums are rising 25% per year but we're getting less coverage. Finally, with my new plan, businesses and consumers can fight back. Ready? As I'll ever be. We need to get 25% more illness and disease. Time to get your money's worth, people. Who wants strep throat? Only $5 a swab. It's come to this.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-08-19) |
Image #173393 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-05 |
| Image Number: |
173107 |
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Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of air? Priceless.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-08-05) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-15 |
| Image Number: |
172244 |
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I got a tip about a huge geological calamity that's about to happen across the bridge. This story could make my site famous. Could you watch my boy while I go cover it? 'Course, bruh. For $4,000. Cool … what? I been reading Trump's Art of the Deal. It say if a brotha want something bad enough, charge him fifty times your usual fee. Are you sure that's in there? I demand to know what page. Ok. How much that information worth to you?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-06-15) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-03 |
| Image Number: |
166787 |
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You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that your publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... Wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-03) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-18 |
| Image Number: |
160520 |
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Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Medicare for All." Specifically, we'll talk about how paying just a little more in taxes to fund it would save money, since no one would have to pay premiums or copays, no matter what their age. That's why we must defeat it! What about the rest of us, who had to struggle with sky-high insurance costs, horrible coverage, and enormous bills that forced us into bankruptcy, for 65 whole years, before qualifying for Medicare?! We paid our dues!!! Plus, when you make it over that 65-year finish line, it's like surviving The Hunger Games. A very proud moment.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-07-18) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-09 |
| Image Number: |
159560 |
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Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Hello handsome Sadie, It's Timona here greeting you from Kiev, Ukraine. Yeah we are in great political turmoil right now, but I will let you in on a secret since we are old friends. Now is the best time for to invest in the Ukraine real estate. In 2005, for inspect, a 71 sq. meter abode sold for $7,500 US Dollars. Today it sell for at only $1,100 US Dollars. Lovely school for to nearby, as well as charming Mall within walking distance with has all the conveniences. Keep this amazing opportunity quiet. I only tell YOU because of that time we made that amazing connection. You friend, Timona. Click here for to house buy. Excellent questions. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer's true IP address, name, birthdate, physical address, and bank account number ... and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. It cost me a vinyl record, a Mountain Dew and a crate of Cheetos, but it was worth it. Ask Sadie a question (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-07-09) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
159991 |
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You're a man of the world, Mort. You've seen things in your time, haven't you? I've seen things that would curl your toes. I've seen dust as tall as mountains sweep across the plains. I've seen a swami mystic turn a dying beggar into a soaring dove on the banks of the Ganges. I've seen Republicans and Democrats work together to pass legislation that moved America forward. You had me until you got to that fairy tale. I've seen a time when houses cost just twice your annual income.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-07-03) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-15 |
| Image Number: |
159166 |
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Why are you darker than I am? I can't tell you till You're older. Why not? Because that's a $45 question. And children don't generally have $45. You might be interested in my answer to "what's your name?" That's only a $12 question. I might have $45 in birthday money at home. I was just kidding, child. It's actually $55.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-06-15) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-06 |
| Image Number: |
158832 |
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To: Rudy Park. From: Lemont Brown. What're you up to these days, Brother Park? That depends. If we're talking the SimCity game I began back when we were in college in '93 … I'm up to 14 linked quad-core RAID devices that take up the whole basement. That's not what I meant. It's costing me a fortune, but I've been playing the same game for so long that I'm pretty sure my 59 billion Sims have become sentient and worship me as a deity. I meant how do you spend your time these days? Working. I've got 59 billion mouths to feed. Tap tap tap tap.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-06-06) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
156593 |
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Is your tap water free? Of course, fine sir. So is everything in it: The pollutants and chemicals … the countless microorganisms that cause allergies and grotesque diseases … all of which cost far more money to treat than the cost of bottled water. (Sigh) Fine. One bottle water, please. That'll be $6.99. I'm not sure what's worse: Countless microorganisms of one big greedy macroorganism. I'm done filling all the bottles from the tap, boss.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-04-23) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-20 |
| Image Number: |
155925 |
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You wanted to see me, boss? Come in, minion. My 13-year contract with Barely Secure Alarm and Donuts is about to expire. I'm tired of paying their exorbitant $7.99 annual fee. From now on, you're going to be the café's alarm system. We'll attach the doors to your eyelids by twine, and if anyone opens a door, you'll know. I'll have to deduct the cost of twine from your check, but I'm sure you can write that off. Very bad man.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-03-20) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
152644 |
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Armstrong's out of control. It's like his greed has gone into overdrive. What do you mean? Every day, he comes up with a new way to bilk the customers and me out of our hard-earned money … like usual. But the odd thing is, now he's doing it every five minutes. I don't think he's slept, eaten of bathed in at least three days. I've bathed, but if you want me to wear deodorant it's an extra $5. Holy McConaughey.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2016-12-28) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-06 |
| Image Number: |
150036 |
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Can I have a little water? That'll be $8. What? A cup of water is supposed to be free. It's free everywhere. Menu. Exactly. And just look at the state of America today. Bridges and roads crumbling, Obamacare costs skyrocketing … people leaving pets in hot cars, a totally dysfunctional Congress, $16 movie tickets, terrorism ... What's any of that have to do with free water?! Who knows? But we don't know that it doesn't have something to do with free water. Please ... I'm so thirsty! Fine ... whatever. $8. Trying something new even if it's repugnant is how we're going to get this country back on track.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2016-11-06) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-22 |
| Image Number: |
148782 |
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I just got off the phone with all your creditors, Rudy. How'd it go? You owe a total of $148,000. I got that total reduced by 70%, so now you only owe $44,400. That means with the debt consolidation loan I've given you, you'll pay me 72 monthly payments of $1,500. That comes to like $108,000 not $44,400. You're welcome.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2016-09-22) |
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