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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-25 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-25 Pub. Date: 2019-05-25
Image Number: 177721
Caption: Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking You get what you pay for. Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in word or in deed?
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-17 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-17 Pub. Date: 2019-05-17
Image Number: 177624
Caption: Why on earth would anyone want prisoners and ex-cons to vote?! What kind of message does that send to thugs hoodlums and murderers? Do you have any idea how many crimes have been avoided because the thuggish, homicidal maniac realized he might jeopardize his right to vote? Zero. I don't mean how many as in numbers. Don't be so literal. Sorry.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-31 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-31 Pub. Date: 2014-10-31
Image Number: 118205
Caption: Why won't you tell Susan the real reason you ain't want her at that comic convention. You know she gonna dress up like Wonder Woman, and you don’t want no other bruthas starin' at her or tryin' to grope her. You got a White Knight Complex, Big L. You'd feel the need to stare down any man you thought was disrespecting her. But you also fight like a toddler, so you know you'd get pantsed right in front of her. You don't know anything.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-30 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-30 Pub. Date: 2014-10-30
Image Number: 118204
Caption: Why don’t you want me to go with you to the comic convention? Because then I won't have fun. That's mean, Lemont. I'm just being honest. Every time you go with me, you look bored to death. How can I have a good time if I know you're having a miserable time? Real friends are HAPPY to be miserable for each other.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-29 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-29 Pub. Date: 2014-10-29
Image Number: 118203
Caption: Want me to go with you to Comic Con this year, Lemont? You mean "Candor-Con." They're not allowed to call it Comic Con anymore. Comic-Con sued them because the name's too similar. Candorville's Comic Con argued that the names are totally different because the one in San Diego uses a hyphen. I didn't realize geeks were so litigious. The subpoena was written in Klingon.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-28 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-28 Pub. Date: 2014-10-28
Image Number: 118202
Caption: Women who wear skimpy costumes at Comic-Con don't get mad at men just for looking at them. They get mad at men for OGLING them. There's a difference. Women should be able to wear whatever they want without guys taking it as an invitation to gawk at them. So ... if a really hot woman walk past you BARELY wearing a tiny metal Princess Leia bikini ... you ain't gonna stare an' think nasty thoughts? I'll admire the accuracy of the costume and move on. You the biggest liar I ever seen.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-27 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-27 Pub. Date: 2014-10-27
Image Number: 118201
Caption: You goin' to Loser-Con, Big L? What? You know, where man-nerds dress up like they Wolverine, an' woman-nerds dress all sexy an' then get mad at men for staring. … An' then Ben Affleck come out dressed as Batman, an' nerds lose they @#%* minds, like they just saw Jesus part the Red Sea. Loser-Con. COMIC-CON!!!
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-13 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-13 Pub. Date: 2013-10-13
Image Number: 102221
Caption: You would think bringing your teacher's old arrest report to show and tell would at least be worth some originality points.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-05 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-05 Pub. Date: 2010-11-05
Image Number: 53694
Caption: The Law Guy. Let's make a list of pros and cons. Ok, con … My custody battle is in a week, and your uncle, my lawyer, is nowhere to be found. Mm - hm … Mm - hmm … Ok … Pro: my other uncle, Boozer, has agreed to take over your case, for only a slight additional fee. Has he even passed the bar? Uh huh, usually on his lunch break. What? What?
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-28 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-28 Pub. Date: 2010-05-28
Image Number: 47785
Caption: Can I get a quote from you for the story, Boss? Fire away, Brown. In retrospect, was letting Behemoth Oil do whatever they wanted in our basement a wise idea? Well, I weighted the pros and cons … The con was possible environmental calamity, which, y'know, that's pretty big. But it turns out a billion dollars weighs a lot.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-03 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-03 Pub. Date: 2009-02-03
Image Number: 29874
Caption: Pros: Yo' new song is tight. It's positive. Uplifting. It makes it sound cool to be dignified. Cool. Cool. What's the cons? You don't say "n*****" even once. America elected a black man president. I ain't never sayin' "n*****" again. …D'oh! Good, I caught that, I'll jus' splice it in.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-04 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-04 Pub. Date: 2006-08-04
Image Number: 14294
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice $2 My girl cheats all the time. With mailmen, cable guys… with anyone! Here's what you do. Tell her… Tell her… Dag, bruh, it's way too complicated. Tell you what… Give me her number, and I'll tell her for you. Wow, thanks, C-dog!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-31 con 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-31 Pub. Date: 2008-05-31
Image Number: 23768
Caption: Mad Libs Cons. If we allow those (plural noun) to (verb), it will destroy the institution of (sacred noun) and then where will we be? Plus, it would give our children the wrong idea. They'd grow up thinking it's ok to (disgusting verb) with (disgusting noun) and that's just wrong and immoral. Well? Brilliant idea, or brilliantest idea? I dunno. The market for this sorta thing is shrinking.
     
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