What happened to the tv? I was watching "The Bachelorette" then - nothing!!! I cut the cable. What??? How'm I going to know which complete stranger this nitwit was going to marry?!!
Mike du Jour
One irony of human courtship is that you perform grooming rituals you normally wouldn’t. -Like trimming your nose hairs in order to attract a complete stranger in hopes that one day - They tell you to trim your nose hairs. -Lectured the dog.