Is this true Mike? It was a long time ago, Ed... I was young. It was spring and it was the Iowa State Fair. Our eyes met from across the 4-H dairy goat exhibit. It was kismet. We were wild, impetuous, wanton... And done headfirst into a torrid cotton candy corn syrup funnel cake fueled fling. But alas... I was but a commoner and she was royalty. Hey, what's up? Our friend here had an affair with the "Iowa State Fair Queen." What?!!! Yep, Mike dated a corn star. I've seen her on cornhub.