Boycott Christmas! The Christmas Resistance Movement. The greedy capitalist oppressors are using guilt to manipulate consumers into purchasing mass-produced "gifts" for their friends and loved ones! They want you to believe love itself is a commodity which can be exchanged for commercial products! While there are an infinite number of other ways to express love, and 364 other days to give gifts, they insist you must buy things for Christmas--whole industries depend on it! This year, don't play along! Don't buy Christmas presents! Don't buy Christmas cards! Don't buy Christmas decorations! Don't feel guilty! Boycott Christmas. Sabotage commerce.
"My Brilliant Career". Hey brother! Spare some change? Artist With Integrity. Will Starve for Food. Oh please! You artists think poverty is so cool! You can work, too, you know! Instead of using your "talent" to indulge yourself, why don't you use it to make money? LATER.... Hey sugar! Come over here and I'll render your products!