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61. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-20 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-20 Pub. Date: 2015-06-20
Image Number: 128449
Caption: I wish I could be part of a famous celebrity family like the Kardashians. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Once upon a time, the Cohens were America's most popular-for-no-good-reason family. And I was the beautiful, buxom young ingénue of the clan. The reality was, we were only famous because somehow, an "accidentally" leaked photograph of me in my bloomers was telegraphed all around the world. Did they give you your own reality show? "Keeping Up With the Cohens" was radio's first big hit.
     
62. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-17 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-17 Pub. Date: 2015-06-17
Image Number: 128446
Caption: Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Many of you took the time to send her heartfelt advice, which Sadie publicly mocked, belittled and summarily rejected, while calling into question the IQ and, in one case, the parentage, of her listeners. Since then, Mrs. Cohen has completed her mandatory anger management course. She humbly requests that you all try anew to send her advice about how to deal with her midlife crisis. She promises not to make any of you cry. I'd be happy to listen to your delirious drivel - I mean, to your delightful advice. Advise Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
63. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-01 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-01 Pub. Date: 2015-06-01
Image Number: 127844
Caption: Don't be alarmed. I'm not falling for it, loser. You can't make Sadie Cohen worry about nothing just by uttering three dumb words. It's probably nothing. Those three won't work either! Nobody panic. Two words won't work either! Munch mun -
     
64. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-08 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-08 Pub. Date: 2015-05-08
Image Number: 126578
Caption: I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Tap tap tap tap tap. So what, loser? So? According to Wikipedia, you're now a convicted felon who holds the world record for stinkiest armpit. That's the first thing that shows up now whenever anyone searches for "Sadie Cohen." Oh no, people I'll never meet and who I don't give a !@#$ about may think poorly of me. However will I cope? Spoken just like a felonious stink-pit.
     
65. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-01 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-01 Pub. Date: 2015-03-01
Image Number: 122758
Caption: They never call, they never write … Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. They come but once a year. I worked and slaved, I diapered them … but they don't seem to care. True, it's clear I'll control their lives, if they should get too near. Grown kids are planets, on their own. But mother's still the sun. If they don't call this week, I'll go supernova on their behinds. That doesn't rhyme!
     
66. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-22 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-22 Pub. Date: 2015-02-22
Image Number: 122492
Caption: Rudy Park Enterprises is proud to announce its own Sadie Cohen has been selected as most obnoxious and caustic radio host of the year. Speech, speech!!! You're too kind. Obviously, every girl dreams of getting this kind of recognition. I'm well aware it's customary to thank everyone who made this moment possible. It's true I might not have won if it weren't for the lifeless jerks and imbeciles who listen to the show and write in with their stupid email questions. But you are all beneath contempt. The only person I want to thank is Rudy Park. Your shallow and insipid existence inspires me every single day. Can I tweet that?
     
67. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-21 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-21 Pub. Date: 2014-11-21
Image Number: 119146
Caption: All you young people keep whining about the country being "divided." You don’t know what "divided" is. Grandmother Cohen was a general in the Union army. Her sister was a confederate general. They didn’t let women fight in the civil war. Of course not. But as luck would have it, GREAT grandmother Cohen was the best fake-beard-maker in the land. Nobody ever dared ask "Stonewall Jackson" why "he" often wore his hair in a bun. The history books always leave out the best parts.
     
68. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-28 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-28 Pub. Date: 2014-09-28
Image Number: 116264
Caption: Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: "The Difference Between Us." You're all half a century younger than me … which makes me so very aflutter with glee. YOU think a Smartphone makes you a big champ … … But I saw Muhammad Ali. You think reading tweets lets you know somebody ... ... but each letter I read was caressed and indented and scented and carried the ESSENCE of whoever sent it. I'm trying to wake you from a "life" that's too thin! ... Or, barring that, BREAK you. Either way, win-win. Can you repeat that? I was watching YouTube. What's a "letter"?
     
69. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-20 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-20 Pub. Date: 2014-09-20
Image Number: 116553
Caption: YOU SHOVED HAGGIS IN MY EAR! WHO DOES THAT?! I couldn’t make it to Scotland. Scotland is trying to gain its independence from England after hundreds of years of being part of "Great Britain." But I can't make it over there. For the first time in history, a Cohen will not be personally present to heckle a major development. IT BURNS!!! Now take a selfsie and twit it with the hashtag "NOT-SO-GREAT-BRITAIN."
     
70. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-19 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-19 Pub. Date: 2014-09-19
Image Number: 116552
Caption: I hear you own a small plane. You will fly me to Scotland. Scotland? They're trying to break away from the United Kingdom. It's history in the making. Naturally, I must be there to heckle it. Sorry, Sadie, I have a hot date. BUT A COHEN HAS BEEN HECKLING HISTORY EVER SINCE SADIE THE ELDER TOLD CAESAR THOSE KNIVES MADE HIM LOOK FAT! Sorry. A date's a date.
     
71. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-05 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-05 Pub. Date: 2014-09-05
Image Number: 115996
Caption: Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie? A what? That's the singular word for "Inuit." The indigenous peoples who live in the Arctic. Oh, them. I'll put it this way … According to Mother Cohen, there was a hot, steamy love-triangle left out of the documentary "Nanook of the North." I'll never forget how "Uncle" Nanook taught me how to properly taunt a walrus. Forget I asked.
     
72. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-26 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-26 Pub. Date: 2014-07-26
Image Number: 113806
Caption: Thanks for hiding me in your mustache when Mrs. Cohen was looking for me. Don’t mention it. There was plenty of room. My comb and my lava lamp don’t take up too much space. You didn’t break my Barry White records when you were in there, did you? No, I left them in the credenza. Which one?
     
73. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-19 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-19 Pub. Date: 2014-07-19
Image Number: 115148
Caption: Thanks for hiding me in your mustache when Mrs. Cohen was looking for me. Don't mention it. There was plenty of room. My comb and my lava lamp don't take up too much space. You didn't break my Barry White records when you were in there, did you? No, I left them in the credenza. Which one?
     
74. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-11 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-11 Pub. Date: 2014-07-11
Image Number: 113517
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Most people mellow with age. So what's your problem? -Baldwood. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. I'll handle this one. She has mellowed. You’re witnessing a watered-down Sadie Cohen. He's right. Five years ago, I'd have found the person who wrote this letter and beaten him silly with tree branches. Not a bad plan. Is there a return address? I stand corrected.
     
75. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-13 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-13 Pub. Date: 2014-06-13
Image Number: 112392
Caption: On today's Sadie Cohen Radio Hour, I will save you ninnies hundreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie … The hero either foils a crime or wants to be left alone. Then a bigger threat come out of nowhere. The villain gets the upper hand. All looks lost. But the hero perseveres against all odds and destroys the villain in a mind-numbing orgy of special effect and contrived coincidences. Then credits roll and everyone stays in their seats waiting impatiently for the "surprise" bonus scene. The end. You ruined it! Now I might as well not even see it!
     
76. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-12 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-12 Pub. Date: 2014-06-12
Image Number: 112391
Caption: On today's Sadie Cohen Radio Hour, we'll be discussing a burning topic … Superhero movies have only six years left before they're consigned to the dustbin of cinematic history. Cowboy movies were popular for 40 years. But that's back when people actually had a longer attention span than the average housefly's. I bet most of you don't even recall the topic of today's discussion. Supermarkets? Cows?
     
77. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-02 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-02 Pub. Date: 2014-06-02
Image Number: 112155
Caption: Welcome to the Sadie Cohen radio hour. Sometimes it's nice to turn on your radio and hear people talk about stuff that's not so divisive and controversial. For instance, today we'll be talking about itsy bitsy fluffy puppy dogs … Should these filthy scavengers be rounded up and shipped to Antarctica, or should they be launched into the sun? Somebody misses the Obamacare fighting. You're on, caller. DIE, PUPPY-HATER!
     
78. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-10 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-10 Pub. Date: 2014-01-10
Image Number: 106940
Caption: Ever since you restarted your feud with Mrs. Cohen, our profits have increased 16%. I hope you're happy. I was … but then I crunched some numbers. It turns out that if you give it a little more effort, you can boost that number. 213 of patrons under 60 say they'd stick around longer if it meant they could watch Sadie give you and Atomic Wedgie. How do you live with yourself knowing you're not giving it your all? Pretty well. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard.
     
79. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-09 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-09 Pub. Date: 2014-01-09
Image Number: 106939
Caption: What do you mean I have to restart my feud with Mrs. Cohen? It makes customers anxious. Anxious patrons buy more comfort food and more hot cocoa. So? You may be my boss, but you can't dictate my personal relationships. Did you ever actually read your contract? Oh come on, who reads that stuff?
     
80. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-08 Cohen 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-08 Pub. Date: 2014-01-08
Image Number: 106938
Caption: Rudy, it's come to my attention you've made peace with Mrs. Cohen. I did. After twelve years of feuding, we've finally put our differences behind us. I see. One question, Rudy. What's that, boss? Should I fire you before I sue you, or vice versa? Before, I gue - wait, what? "What?" indeed. To be continued ...
     
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