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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-13 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-13 Pub. Date: 2019-10-13
Image Number: 179831
Caption: Mort, I seek your counsel with a political question. Zoinks. Should this country's health care system permit easier access to birth control? Hmm. Before I give you a long-winded, six-part answer, let me first compliment you - of all people - on caring enough to ask about these complex issues. Thank you. It is so complex. When people have babies, they get exhausted and they need more coffee. But they also tend to stay at home so they may make their own coffee and not buy it from me. If you got some chick preggers, would you buy more of my java? Part one: You're a cheat @#$%!
     
2. Cartoonist John Deering  Strange Brew 2008-06-22 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2019-09-27 Pub. Date: 2008-06-22
Image Number: 24066
Caption: Before tonight's sacrifice, we have a few announcements. There will be coffee and doughnuts afterward in the main lodge. Virgins night out was success…We have a brown loincloth in the lost and found…the peyote support group meets every Monday night…
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-22 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-22 Pub. Date: 2019-09-22
Image Number: 179497
Caption: Coffee. Black. That'll be $48.95. What? But only because we're having a Bulgarian Independence Day special. How's $48.95 a special? It's a steal, considering the costs. I use only the finest black cephalopod ink, hand-squeezed by Gunther, the Albanian squid-wrangler. They have squids in Albania? And then there's the coffee cup. Special cup, coated with the blackest material on earth: Vantablack, stolen -- I mean sourced from UK-based Surrey Nanosystems. This might actually be worth the $48.95. The coffee brown, on the other hand, is only 85 cents.
     
4. Cartoonist Joel Pett  Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons 2019-09-17 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Joel Pett
Comic/Cartoon: Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-09-17 Pub. Date: 2019-09-17
Image Number: 179556
Caption: Starbucks Coffee. No more newspapers ever!! Try fake news! Meanwhile how about an overpriced burnt-tasting hot beverage? The Insipids.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-15 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-15 Pub. Date: 2019-09-15
Image Number: 179422
Caption: Hello? Hi. Could I start you with some coffee? No thanks, that might make me too excited, and I'm in a presidential debate in a few hours. I'm Patsy Milquetoast, 23rd person on the Democratic debate stage. Who? Don't you remember me from the last debate? I'm the one who took a bold stand against boldness. I thought that was that John Delaney guy, who kept saying we can't do big things. I thought John was being too confrontational when he said all that. You can't beat someone by confronting them. Um ... I hope my saying that didn't offend you ... not that there'd be anything wrong with you being offended.
     
6. Cartoonist Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2019-09-07 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2019-09-07 Pub. Date: 2019-09-07
Image Number: 179216
Caption: This says you serve a bottomless cup of coffee. That's right. How des the coffee stay in the cup? Menu. Café.
     
7. Cartoonist Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2019-09-06 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2019-09-06 Pub. Date: 2019-09-06
Image Number: 179215
Caption: I made you a special toffee drink. Mmm … I love toffee! Ptooey, what's that?! Toffee drink, tea and coffee. Ack.
     
8. Cartoonist Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-09-01 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-09-01 Pub. Date: 2019-09-01
Image Number: 179467
Caption: You know, Frank, they say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Right. Or we could just find another place to get coffee, Ernie. Coffee.
     
9. Cartoonist Signe Wilkinson  Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons 2002-03-11 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-08-30 Pub. Date: 2002-03-11
Image Number: 1116
Caption: Let's see what this one gets born into. Abject Poverty. Poverty. Middle Class with Starbucks. Middle Class with no Starbucks. Wealth. Poverty with AIDS, Famine and War. Poverty and War. Poverty and Famine. Poverty and AIDs.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-26 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-26 Pub. Date: 2019-08-26
Image Number: 179191
Caption: Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was weeks ago. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.
     
11. Cartoonist Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2019-08-16 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2019-08-16 Pub. Date: 2019-08-16
Image Number: 179011
Caption: Hey … who drank my coffee?
     
12. Cartoonist Ann Telnaes  Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons 2003-10-26 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Ann Telnaes
Comic/Cartoon: Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-08-14 Pub. Date: 2003-10-26
Image Number: 19193
Caption: Looks like those religious political extremists are gaining ground again… Taleban retaking land in Afghanistan. No joke. Christian right strengthened by legislative victories.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-04 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-04 Pub. Date: 2019-08-04
Image Number: 178780
Caption: Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. I thought you might say that. That's why I brought along my doctor. He can attest that I'm perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. Mortimer Park is perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. His bones are strong, his blood pressure is dandy, and he's got the pancreas of a man half his age. Give my patient a quadruple espresso, stat!!! You're a great ventriloquist, but your aim is lousy.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-04 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-04 Pub. Date: 2019-08-04
Image Number: 178815
Caption: Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-27 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-27 Pub. Date: 2019-07-27
Image Number: 178674
Caption: Boss, I've got a new idea. I think it'll double - no, triple - our sales. Not again. No, hear me out. This one's great. You know how we've been trying to figure out a way to keep customers from going to Coffee King? Yes. We've paid sweatshops in Foreignvania to post negative Yelp reviews ... We've planted rats in their kitchen ... and we've besmirched their name in many ways. Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them? Where's the fun in that.
     
16. Cartoonist Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-07-26 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-07-26 Pub. Date: 2019-07-26
Image Number: 178640
Caption: Coffee. I've never gone on a blind date, but a lot of them won't make eye contact.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-18 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-18 Pub. Date: 2019-07-18
Image Number: 178590
Caption: Can I join Tightwads United? If you can pass the test. In a dumpster behind a restaurant, you find a quarter tuna sandwich soiled with coffee grinds and stuck with tape. Gross. Am I in? Denied.
     
18. Cartoonist Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2019-07-04 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2019-07-04 Pub. Date: 2019-07-04
Image Number: 178287
Caption: Don't go near him until he's had his first cup! Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee.
     
19. Cartoonist Mike Peters  Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons 2006-04-23 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-13 Pub. Date: 2006-04-23
Image Number: 13540
Caption: Steering With Your Knees Driving School. Good, now try parallel parking while sending an e-mail without spilling your latte.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-09 coffee 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-09 Pub. Date: 2019-06-09
Image Number: 178048
Caption: Idea! Uh oh, must hide wallet. People are environmentally conscious. They want products that embrace Mother Nature and respect our limited natural resources. They're tired of a throwaway culture. Coincidentally, we throw out tons of used paper coffee cups and plated, and plastic straws. To say nothing of unfinished plates of food, like muffins, fruit salad, and day-old, half-eaten omelettes. Introducing our new environmentally-conscious earth-friendly menu! Well charge a small 50% premium for allowing people to help the environment. The marketing is green, and so's our food.
     
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