Man arrested with coke hidden under toupee. How do you fool cops by putting coke on your head? Readers: If you wince at corny gags, do not read further. He was trying to pull the rug over on them!!! You were warned.
Mike du Jour
Pet Town. To get your dog to take a pill, you can chop it up into a fine powder - with a razor blade on a gilded mirror and a rolled-up hundred dollar bi - It's a flea pill, Scarface. Sorry. Flashback.