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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-07 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-07 Pub. Date: 2016-11-07
Image Number: 150939
Caption: Fake. This election is rigged! Fake. Comey: Even more to Clinton email scandal. Indictments ahead? Fake. Trump University. Sorry we're closed. Fake. Mary Smith. @AmericanGal. I am housewife in Nebraska, and I think Trump is good man! #MAGA. Fake. Drudge Report. Clinton campaign chair practices occult magic. Actual story. Real. Vote today.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-30 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-30 Pub. Date: 2015-11-30
Image Number: 136086
Caption: America reacts to the Planned Parenthood attack. We must call this threat what it is: Radical Christianity. And really, all Christians are suspect. As president, I will monitor white men and shut down their houses of worship if necessary. Note I am already wearing a tracking collar. Bip. Elect Klump 2016. Tracking collars are a step in the right direction, but I don't think white Christian men should be eligible to run for president at all. We can't take the risk! Sorry, we've closed our borders to Caucasian males. State line. Y'all can go shoot up some other place!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-19 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-19 Pub. Date: 2015-10-19
Image Number: 134228
Caption: Voter Suppression Funnies. After passing voter ID laws, Alabama is now closing DMVs in majority-black counties. Closed. Dept of Motor Vehicles. Shoot, these lazy welfare queens have plenty of time to drive to another county! Kansas is requiring proof of citizenship when registering to vote, tripping up lots of young people. It's no problem! Birth certificate. Kansas. Because I never leave home without my birth certificate! Coming soon: More "fraud" fighting! Under 35 must register on "Voter Island". From now on, all rural black voters will have to register at Big Bubba's Confederate Flag Emporium!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-31 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-31 Pub. Date: 2015-08-31
Image Number: 132046
Caption: Bosom Baddies. New York is cracking down on the painted ladies of Times Square. Can you send some support? (Toplessness is legal in NY). Officers explain threat. Loose bazoombas are an affront to morality! Now excuse me while I put this guy in a chokehold. Cigs. The mayor is considering closing the plaza and letting cars back in. This way, tourists will only be exposed to speeding traffic. Maybe we just need to attach breasts to whatever needs regulating. Gasp! That's a danger to society!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-04 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-04 Pub. Date: 2015-05-04
Image Number: 126642
Caption: A U.S. military training exercise has become the subject of a huge conspiracy theory. The feds are gonna invade Texas, cause a false flag economic collapse, seize our guns, and declare martial law! Infowars. (Yes, they actually believe this). But wait, there's more! Five closed Wal-marts will house invading troops from China. Underground tunnels will be used as bases. Walmart. What's underneath the Wal-marts?! One man claims to have seen shackles in train cars moving through Texas. Those are for snatch-and-grabs of key resistance figures. Key resistance figure. Of course, the Texas governor said: You people crazy! Just kidding! He's sending the state guard to monitor the military! But how do you know they're not in on it?
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-23 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-23 Pub. Date: 2015-03-23
Image Number: 124784
Caption: A Starbucks campaign recently encouraged baristas to discuss race with customers. Ferguson's messes up. Amiright? Race together. Um, I ordered a frappuccino. Here are some "conversations" we won't see at chain restaurants. "A conversation about clopening". Let me tell you about how little sleep I get between shifts. "The #profittogether campaign" - to close the vast income gap between executives and front end workers. I'm making a fortune ... for someone else! Profit Together. "A heartfelt talk on supporting local business". Why are you even here? Stop sucking money out of your community!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-06 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-06 Pub. Date: 2014-10-06
Image Number: 117493
Caption: Why has the GOP been fighting so hard to cut early voting in Ohio and other states? Vote here. Polls closed this Sunday. Despite what you have heard, it has nothing to do with race! Why, we're just trying to give people a chance to socialize on election day! I've gotta get back to work. Yeah, I might have to skip this. Moderation in all things ... Eating, drinking, and weekend after-work voting hours. In fact, we'd like to bring back more "early voting" - the way they did it 50 years ago! 1964 elections. Vote here. Colored must pass literacy test.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-03 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-04 Pub. Date: 2014-03-03
Image Number: 108448
Caption: Free to Chew. Some conservatives would allow businesses to refuse services on the grounds of "religious freedom." No shoes. No shirt. No heterosexuality. No service. Funny how the concept of "freedom" applies to business owners but now customers Ö I just want the freedom to get a @#!* sandwich. ... Or birth-control needing employees. It's my sincerely-held belief that my ovulation cycle should be free from my boss's pre-enlightenment worldview. Maybe these laws should be the other way around. Not-Gay Donuts. Closed for violations of human dignity. No respect, no tolerance, no business!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-21 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-22 Pub. Date: 2013-04-21
Image Number: 96247
Caption: A Well-Funded Militia. Another legislative massacre! The Herald-Spitoon. Senate killed gun safety measure. Bill dies despite overwhelming public support. Many irate citizens begin demanding background checks for those trying to purchase a congressman. It's time we stopped elected officials from falling into the wrong hands! The background checks would close the "Fundraising Show" loophole, in which dangerous politicians are openly sold. I'll take an assault senator! Lobbyists vow a nasty fight. Once you start tracking who owns what government stooge, it's a slippery slope to having our government stooges taken away!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-18 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-19 Pub. Date: 2013-02-18
Image Number: 93809
Caption: Postal Service Of The Future. Here comes the mailbot! Finally. Remember when mail came six days a week instead of one? Oh yes, before Congress forced PRIVATIZATION Ö Those were the days! No contracts, not delivery fees, no excess mail charges Ö Close your eyes! Mail service commencing. Mail Master 8000. BOOM! Letter Lobber 9000. Chomp! ... No piles of ads for other mail services ... Compu-Carrier 9500. Pure Postal! Try Mail-Woo! Zip-e Post. Wiz-Delivery Sack-o-Mail.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-24 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-24 Pub. Date: 2010-10-24
Image Number: 89901
Caption: Slowpoke. Real-life Comix (tm) Presents. Snippets of Conversations with Cartoonists at the Festival of Cartoon Art. I donít like IKEA. No place should sell both furniture and meatballs. What you need to do is eat some carrots. It'll close your sphincter* so the alcohol doesn't go straight to your bloodstream. *Probably referring to the Pyloric sphincter. Scorpions make the worst sounds when you catch them in a jar. It's like, tch! Tch! Tch! ... And then I dropped my pants in plain sight of the church windows.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-08-29 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-08-29 Pub. Date: 2010-08-29
Image Number: 89893
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, Islamaphobes! Opposed to the mosque in Lower Manhattan? Here are some more things to worry about! Ground Zero is circled by hundreds of Muslim cab drivers every single day! Taxis of evil! Also in Manhattan: the insidious Dr. Oz, a Muslim who uses our cable networks to preach his message of hate! It time to build a BETTER YOU! Speaking of hallowed ground, there are Muslims buried in Arlington National Cemetery! We gotta DIG "EM OUT! And th' atheists, too! Ahmed Nawaz. Lt. US Navy 1983-2005. And sometimes Muslim food is placed dangerously close to an All-American apple pie! Falafel balls: a.k.a. "Terror Patties." USA.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-04 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-04 Pub. Date: 2010-07-04
Image Number: 90126
Caption: Slowpoke. Good evening. With me tonight is Priscilla Prunehorn, incoming president of the Pan-global Uglification Society. Welcome, Priscilla. Thank you. So what are your plans for P.U.S.? Well, I'm concerned about recent development: stylish brushed-steel appliance are everywhere, Apple keeps designing attractive products, and heavily-pocketed cargo pants are on the wane. How are you fighting back? We've introduced the UGLIFONE, which is shaped like a cheerleading troll. Also, we're using the bad economy to revive a classic aesthetic abomination: the above ground pool. Hideous eyesores indeed! Any closing thoughts? Just remember that ugliness is everywhere, from the most monstrous Winnebago to the discarded head of a Shrek doll lying in the street. That's beautiful. DAMN it!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-03 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-03 Pub. Date: 2010-05-03
Image Number: 90117
Caption: Slowpoke. "Better Stoned Than Boned." January 2011. Today, several states announced to follow California's lead in legalizing marijuana. The reason, according to elected officials, is "so voters donít notice how much things SUCK." Eyeball Witness News. Let's face it. There are still no jobs, the state is broke, and I'm up for re-election. May as well get folks high as a Georgia pine. State Sen. Chester Wadd (R-GA). Augusta Extra-sticky. "In Arizona, politicians are hoping voters will be too baked to care about cuts in public services, such as the shuttering of highway rest stops." It's all good, man. I'll just to in my pants again. CLOSED. NEXT TOILET 420 mi. High Times. That November ... I'm here reporting live from the polls, where exactly ONE person has shown up to vote. Tell us, who will be our next governor? Governor? I thought I was ordering curly fries!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-28 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-28 Pub. Date: 2009-12-28
Image Number: 90480
Caption: Slowpoke. Decade of Doom. Sometime in 1999. Oh yeah, you should totally see "The Blair Witch Project." Oasis. Hark! I am here to warn you about the future! The World Trade Center will soon be destroyed by airplanes. The '00s are coming! Endless war will ensue and the economy will collapse! Circuit City and Linens-N-Things stores will no longer exist! A beauty queen from Alaska will come close to running the world! People will spend their days doing something called Tweeting! The '00s are coming! But we WILL elect a black President ... Who is that guy? Just some whackjob! Oasis.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-21 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-21 Pub. Date: 2009-12-21
Image Number: 90479
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2009. Stuff 'n' Things Etcetera. Out of Business. Build-A-Bard Workshop. This space for lease. Hard to believe it's time to buy a present for auntie Perkins again. This mall has certainly seen better days. It's Disposable! One time-use sinks, sofas and ottomans. Please visit out new location online. Almost like it was hit by a Predator drone or something. I'm starting to think we won't find anything. Banana Dystopia Remodeling until 2018. Well, here's one place that's still open. Bank of All Space and Time. Gift-Wrapped Credit Cards: The gift that keeps on giving ... To us! I hope auntie Perkins likes plastic.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-08-10 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-08-10 Pub. Date: 2009-08-10
Image Number: 90705
Caption: Slowpoke. F.A.Q.'s about "Blue Dog" Democrats. Q: what breed are they? Oh yes oh yes oh yes! Doggie want a biscuit? A: Wiener dogs. Especially prone to humping the legs of health insurance industry lobbyists. Q: How are they "centrists"? A: The left says to pee outside, and the right says to pee inside, so, I'LL PEE CLOSE TO THE DOOR! Q: Where does the name "blue dog" come from? I'm a democrat doing the work of the people! Bonk! Except when I'm not! Bonk! I favor fiscal restraint! Bonk! Bonk! Except under Republican Presidents! A: It comes from the bruises they get from bumping into walls. It is also said that when a child expires due to lack of health insurance, the last thing she sees is a blue dog.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-05-11 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-05-11 Pub. Date: 2009-05-11
Image Number: 91015
Caption: Slowpoke. Meltdown Minit. This is Mr. Perkins with your Meltdown Minit. First some good news: Shares of Nastibank soared today on word that they made a profit last quarter, not counting their losses. A slowdown in the adult entertainment sector has led nipple tassel titan T-Whirl TM. To go bust. Tens if thousands of Hungarian tassel-weavers are out of work. On Tuesday, the closing of falafel chain Pita Potentate TM caused the implosion of chickpea goliath GARBANZOR. TM. This somehow triggered the pancaking of the Thai Bhat. Elsewhere in the world, Azerbaijan officially closed as a country, citing "a market worse than the smell of one thousand goats." The former nation urges the world to post no bills on its vacant facade. This just in: "Meltdown Minit" is bankrupt. Please enjoy the test pattern coming soon!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-02-09 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-02-09 Pub. Date: 2009-02-09
Image Number: 91004
Caption: Slowpoke. First they came for the record stores, and I said nothing, because I could download for free. The Platter Platter. Closed. Coming soon: Drab Drugstore No. 413791. WHEEEE! Click! Click! I'm too sexy for my shirt Ö Then they came for the bookstores and I said nothing, because there's always Amazon. The Tome Room. New & Used Books Since 1956. Out Of Business. Future site of Outback Steakhouse. I can't wait until they perfect file-sharing for books! Then they came for the newspapers, and I said nothing, because I just read the blogs that quoted them. The Daily Schlep. Now Leasing! 2400 sq ft luxury lofts in a historic newspaper building! Hmm ... According to news-hoover.com, the Daily Schlep has stopped publishing! Then they came for everything, and I was too flabbergasted to speak. Main St. Cheeseburger in Paradise. And then they came for me ... Please step into the digitron, sir.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-20 close 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-20 Pub. Date: 2008-10-20
Image Number: 91257
Caption: Slowpoke. Great Moments In Equality. The glass ceiling cracked some more this week as Sarah Palin showed female politicians can be WORLD-CLASS lying scumbags. For so long, the people have asked "Where are the great female liars in politics?" Well, Sarah Palin had proven those sexists wrong! Pamela Tutwillow. Historian of Presidential Prevarication. "This strong, proud, defiant woman is clearly not afraid to stand up and tell the untruth!" I said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere! Our enemies in Iraq planned and carried out and rejoiced in the death of thousands of Americans. Even Bush admitted there was no link between Iraq and 9/11. You go girl! Next week: Will women ever close the shooting spree gap? We'll talk to one young lady who's GUNNING FOR GLORY! Keep the faith, sisters!
     
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