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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-19 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-19 Pub. Date: 2019-07-19
Image Number: 178563
Caption: Why you always thinkin' 'bout people goin' to Mars and whatnot, bruh? We should fix our own problems down here 'fore we go up there. Gah! I hate when people say that! Don't you know that mankind colonizing other planets might be the single most unifying thing we could ever do?! And the tech we create to keep us alive out there could clean up the earth! And ... You're just pushing my buttons on purpose! Has some time to kill while Youtube was loading.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-25 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-25 Pub. Date: 2019-05-25
Image Number: 177721
Caption: Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking You get what you pay for. Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in word or in deed?
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-08 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-08 Pub. Date: 2019-02-08
Image Number: 176174
Caption: boss, I'm more than just a cashier and a mopper-upper guy. What? If only you'll give me more of a decision-making rule, you'll find that I've got a lot of good ideas. Such as? I, uh … didn't really expect you to ask me right now. I sense a cash register that needs mopping.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-11 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-11 Pub. Date: 2018-10-11
Image Number: 174390
Caption: Hello, Tara: I just want to say … I love my son more than life itself. My love will always be with him, no matter what happens. I've lived a long life. Seen many things. Gone many places. I have to regrets. By the way, I'm having a major medical procedure done tomorrow. But if my son doesn't call me before then, no big deal. I just don't want HIM to have regrets. (Hopefully I don't accidentally send this text to him, totally by mistake.) (Sigh) Better call Momma. People have been known to die from tooth-cleaning. Just saying.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-26 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-26 Pub. Date: 2016-03-26
Image Number: 140813
Caption: Taxville Tax Preparation. Can I claim my husband as a dependent since he never picks up after himself?
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-03 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-03 Pub. Date: 2015-11-03
Image Number: 134722
Caption: Hello, Tara: I just want to say … I love my son more than life itself. My love will always be with him, no matter what happens. I've lived a long life. Seen many things. Gone many places. I have no regrets. By the way, I'm having a major medical procedure done tomorrow. But if my son doesn't call me before then, no big deal. I just don't want HIM to have regrets. (Hopefully I don't accidentally send this text to him, totally by mistake.) (Sigh) Better call momma. People have been known to die from tooth-cleanings. Just saying.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-09 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-09 Pub. Date: 2012-03-09
Image Number: 39256
Caption: Penicillium, do you believe in Lemont? I don't. Shhh! Don’t say that, mucor! We'll hear you! Come on, Pen, if Lemont were real, then why does he let bad things happen to us? Because HE wants us to have free will. Yeah? What about the Old Testament, where it says Lemont once sprayed the world with a great fungicide, killing almost everyone? The good book says that was eons ago in 2007, when Lemont was angry and vengeful. Now Lemont loves us. (Originally published in 2009).
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-07 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-07 Pub. Date: 2012-03-07
Image Number: 39254
Caption: Four forward, drifting to the right a little. Thirty seconds. Contact light. Ok, engine stop. We copy you down, spore. Mushroom, uh … tranquility base here. The spore has landed. Ok, it's time to clean the shower. That's one small step for fungus, one giant leap for fungus. (Originally published in 2009).
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-06 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-06 Pub. Date: 2012-03-06
Image Number: 39253
Caption: What do you mean you can't clean your shower? There's mold in there. I'm a Trekkie. I have to obey the prime directive. I don't get … huh? I can't interfere with primitive cultures. Get it? CULTURE? Nerd. (Originally published in 2009).
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-15 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-15 Pub. Date: 2012-01-15
Image Number: 74809
Caption: When I was a kid, astronomers doubted whether there were planets anywhere other than our own solar system. Now we've found hundreds, and evidence is mounting that there may be two billion earth-like planets in our galaxy alone. We just found one that's only 600 light-years away. Life is tenacious. It pops up everywhere. Even on my shower curtain. Odds are, these 2 billion earths have life on them, and this one that's 600 light-years away ... We have the knowledge right now to create a generational ship that could get people there in less than 1,000 years, if we wanted to. It used to be insane to believe there's alien life out there ... no it's insane not to believe it. I call dibs on their natural resources. You should call dibs on cleaning your shower curtain.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-02 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-02 Pub. Date: 2008-09-02
Image Number: 26379
Caption: When's the last time you saw a dentist? Last month. Why? No reason. Wait…are you saying my breath stinks? 'Course not. Your breath smells fine. As smooth as a baby's bottom. That phrase doesn't apply to smells. Well it should.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-06 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-06 Pub. Date: 2007-10-06
Image Number: 18783
Caption: At least say "Hi." If I'd known you were coming, I'd have tidied up a bit.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-13 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-02-14 Pub. Date: 2007-02-13
Image Number: 16107
Caption: What're you doing, Lemont? Cleaning out my desk. Papers sverywhere are cutting costs, firing reporters and cartoonists, outsourcing the news. Lemont Brown won't take it lying down, Frank! If Lemont's going down, Lemont's taking his stapler with 'im! Got a problem with that, Frank? Huh, Frank? Yeah. That's my desk. Don't get technical at a time like this, Frank.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-25 cleaning 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-25 Pub. Date: 2005-09-25
Image Number: 11750
Caption: You wanted to see me, Mr. Fitzhugh? Garcia, your idea for the boundy paper towel ad campaign just isn't working for me. You have a man cleaning with it, and that's just not realistic. I say we go in a different direction. You mean you want me to use a woman instead. Sure, let's do what every other agency does, and show a comforting image of a woman who gets all tingly drying dishes. I'm saying she gets really excited, if you know what I mean. Maybe we can even show this woman submerged under water, happily drying a dish with boundy paper towels, not even noticing that she's suffocating to death -- because she's just so excited to be drying a @*$% dish! Great! have it on my desk by Wednesday.
     
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