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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-23 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-23 Pub. Date: 2017-09-23
Image Number: 162865
Caption: I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-07 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-07 Pub. Date: 2017-07-07
Image Number: 159995
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Show. We're back with a caller whose house burned down while he was being diagnosed with gout. There is a silver lining: At least you're not a muscle-bound oaf or his puny celebrity-obsessed sidekick. Both Randy Taylor and Rudy Park are world-class disappointments, so they shall remain nameless so as to spare their poor mothers the humiliation. Not cool, Sadie. Not cool. We're famous!
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-28 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-28 Pub. Date: 2017-05-28
Image Number: 157937
Caption: Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout. They're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions, those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't so bad. Just tell them you were being sarcastic. Ok. Oh no! Now they're saying I'm being defensive and must have something to hide! Say the media took you out of context. Ok. Oh no!
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-27 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-27 Pub. Date: 2016-12-27
Image Number: 152643
Caption: Rudy, I've noticed your upsells have fallen drastically over the last 16 years. More and more, you just give customers what they ask for instead of pushing them to buy a larger cup, an extra cookie, or a 3-minute bathroom pass. That is unacceptable. So I've signed you up for my mandatory "How to Upsell" course and ordered you the reading material. Tuition fees will be deducted from your check. As your first lesson, I've upgraded you from the 2-week course to the 15-day one for just $50 extra. Very bad man.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-24 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-24 Pub. Date: 2016-06-24
Image Number: 144913
Caption: Today's alpha-lesson is "Become a Vapor." Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire place. Greet people with you arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide-open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-02 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-02 Pub. Date: 2016-06-02
Image Number: 143939
Caption: Come in, minion. Did you read that Lemont Brown article from Candorville.com? The one about Delores Park in San Francisco? Apparently you can now reserve a patch of grass for seven hours if you go to the city's website and pay up to $250. If anyone trespasses on your grass, security guards will roust them. This is the biggest breakthrough in the separation of the classes in ages. I'm going to make all our booths and toilets paid-reservation-only. Very bad man.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-06 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-06 Pub. Date: 2015-12-06
Image Number: 135394
Caption: I don't know what to order. So many choices. It can be a little intimidating. What's the difference between the pumpkin-ginseng latte and the ginseng-pumpkin latte? Oh, well we prepare the pumpkin-ginseng in a way that maximizes its efficacy. A way that what's its what? We try to credibly reconceptualize its scalable organic sources. What's more, we rapidiously iterate equity-invested supply chains and seamlessly cloudify real-time infusement techniques honed from years of adaptive cultivation. But the best part is, it has this kick that we fungibly exploit, resource-leveling mindshare hormones to achieve a completely thirst-quenching network of world-class taste architectures. You know, it's ok to admit there's no difference. The ginseng-pumpkin, on the other hand, proactively optimizes synergistic reintermediate maintanable electrolytes.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-18 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-18 Pub. Date: 2015-11-18
Image Number: 135390
Caption: I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press. Whatever, geek-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. You're now the world's foremost authority on turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays. No one'll believe that. Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan. There is no "Crushistan." I've written a Wikipedia entry for Crushistan. You should teach a class on wasting time. Ring ring ring ring.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-14 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-14 Pub. Date: 2015-10-14
Image Number: 133872
Caption: Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-23 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-23 Pub. Date: 2015-06-23
Image Number: 128753
Caption: I wish we had a caste system. It would be nice to know exactly what I'm supposed to do in life. My gut is telling me I'd be part of the celebrity caste. The U.S. ranks below Slovenia and Chile on social mobility. We basically DO have a caste system. Nonsense. We obviously don't, since I'm not on tv.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-17 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-17 Pub. Date: 2015-06-17
Image Number: 128446
Caption: Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Many of you took the time to send her heartfelt advice, which Sadie publicly mocked, belittled and summarily rejected, while calling into question the IQ and, in one case, the parentage, of her listeners. Since then, Mrs. Cohen has completed her mandatory anger management course. She humbly requests that you all try anew to send her advice about how to deal with her midlife crisis. She promises not to make any of you cry. I'd be happy to listen to your delirious drivel - I mean, to your delightful advice. Advise Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-03 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-03 Pub. Date: 2015-06-03
Image Number: 127846
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Show. We're back with a caller whose house burned down while he was being diagnosed with gout. There is a silver lining: at least you're not a muscle-bound oaf or his puny celebrity-obsessed sidekick. Both Randy Taylor and Rudy Park are world-class disappointments, so they shall remain nameless so as to spare their poor mothers the humiliation. Not cool, Sadie. Not cool. We're famous!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-31 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-31 Pub. Date: 2014-12-31
Image Number: 120914
Caption: Many of you were confused about the "Randy's How to be an Alpha" lesson from yesterday: "Live like you've got nothing to lose." You know what? I don't care. If you don't get it, that's on you. If you want to hang out with the big dog, either keep up or get left behind. I hope that demonstration clears up the confusion. If not, I couldn't care less.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-07 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-07 Pub. Date: 2014-09-07
Image Number: 115314
Caption: Today's MAN LESSON is "The Art of Promising." I'm ready. Part one: Never promise anything. Wait what do you mean? Pretend you're the lady. Ask me to promise you something. Ok (ahem) Promise me you won't ever even LOOK at another woman? A man would have to be CRAZY to look at another woman when he COULD be looking at the most beautiful woman in the world. And I'm not crazy. Notice, if you will, not only is there a complete absence of a promise ... ... there are also at least four iron-clad loopholes built in. Can you identify them? This is worse than math to me.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-09 class 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-09 Pub. Date: 2013-12-09
Image Number: 106909
Caption: You're late, Rudy. That's setting a bad example for the other employees. What other employees? Don't change the subject. You need to be a better role model. To that end, I've enrolled you in the best manager-training course in the nation. It'll only cost you $40 an hour. The teacher wouldn't happen to be you, would it? Don't change the subject.
     
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