Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Look! Up in the sky! Is it absurd? Is it inane? No! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're being very musical! What's up! Some friends who are acompliced munitions have asked me to join their quintech! A quintet! What instruments are in it? A fluke, a piccalilly, a clarinut, a hobo and I play the buffoon! Something you've always done masterfully, M-man.