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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-10-16 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-10-16 Pub. Date: 2017-10-16
Image Number: 164066
Caption: Ladies! Choose Your Own Sexual Harassment Adventure. A rich and powerful man with control over your career solicits your booty. Hey baby, I've got some bonus features to show you! Do you … Give in for fear of losing your livelihood? Uuugh … Spend the rest of your life on the therapist's couch! Try blowing the whistle? You'll never work in this town again! Liar! Bitch! Start your career over! Wait for him to be exposed? Why didn't you speak out sooner? I'm not meeting women along anymore! Too risky! You still get blamed! Next chapter: The Perv Stages His "Comeback".
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-30 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-30 Pub. Date: 2017-06-30
Image Number: 160142
Caption: Cults of America. This week: The Market Liberation Army. The M.L.A. is led by the charismatic Charles Mansion, who claims to channel the late economist Milton Friedman. Free your trade and your soul will follow! Members live in a compound called Dow-Jonestown, where they are indoctrined with market fundamentalism. How do we know what to do, O chosen one? Talk to the hand ... the invisible hand! Let it lift your spirit and guide you in the ways of the holy profits. They develop paranoia about those on the outside. The evil minions of the anti-hand are everywhere. We must fight their public schools and post offices! These raiments made from Wall Street Journal editorial pages will protect us from their Socialism rays! Tyranny of the Poor. Reagan lives. Any skepticism is quickly quashed. I've been thinking bad thoughts, o chose one ... like maybe we should do something about global warm - Hush! The market works in mysterious ways. But it will always love you.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-22 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-22 Pub. Date: 2016-02-22
Image Number: 139747
Caption: How not to be a sexist jerk this election season. Respect people who say they want to live to see a female president. C'mon, what's the hurry? ERA now. Do not insult the intelligence of women who choose to support the non-woman. Doing this for the bro-booty? Actually, I prefer a candidate who didn't vote for the Iraq war. Bernie. Avoid statements like this when the score is 44-0. No one has ever heard me say, "Hey guys, let's stand together, vote for a man." Defeat this guy. Look at Carly Fiorina's face. Would anybody vote for that?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-13 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-13 Pub. Date: 2012-11-13
Image Number: 89943
Caption: Post-Election Chitchat. This isn't a traditional America anymore. Used to be, the president was elected by a diverse coalition of white men. Fine men of various complexions, depending on the latitude at which they golfed. Now the president is chosen by racists - People who vote solely on the basis of skin color. And you people ... You want things. What I want is for you to keep saying stuff like that during the next election.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-09-17 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-09-18 Pub. Date: 2012-09-17
Image Number: 87671
Caption: So much of presidential races are about the personalities of the individual candidates. I don't vote for a party - I vote for the best man! But what we're really electing is a social network. Linked in. Willard Mitt Romney. Boston, MA area. Mitt has 53,271 connections. Batty casino magnate. Bush-era neocons. Wingnut thing tanks. Of course, speaking in these terms just isn't sexy. Campaign 2012. And now for the latest in the race between two extensive webs of people and institutions from which regulators, ambassadors and supreme court justices will be chosen. Many people will just never get it. I'm voting for whoever has the most beautiful children! I'm voting for whichever candidate likes pudding pops!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-28 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-28 Pub. Date: 2011-05-28
Image Number: 89278
Caption: Slowpoke. The latest debt ceiling demands. Demand #41: Republican members of congress shall be constantly supplied with M&Ms. Obama must personally pick out all the green ones. Sigh. Demand #126: Everything must be named after Reagan. So, where are you from? Regan City, Reagan. Me too! Did you got to Reagan High? Yep! Go Gippers! Reagan Blvd. Demand #383c: The White House must admit to a fake scandal of our choosing. Yes, I maintained a harem of pygmy goats in the Lincoln bedroom. I'm very sorry. August 2. Okay, we've supplied the M&Ms, named everything Reagan, and I've confessed to bestiality. Very good. Here's our new list of demands ...
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86637
Caption: Slowpoke. Choose your own HEALTH INSURANCE ADVENTURE! Unemployed. Self-Employed. Crap Job, No Benefits. @#*!. Traditional Salaried Job. Amalgamated Consolidated Systems. Injured by runaway forklift, unable to work. Job outsourced to Mumbai. Time to buy your own! Welcome to Life Is Us, Inc. Apply Now! And let our family take care of yours. You have a plantar wart. Over 40? A Normal Person? You're young and Godlike in your physical perfection. Keep Job. Makin' Mad Benjamins! Insane Monthly Premium. Denied. Uh-oh! Pre-existing condition! State "High Risk" pool ridiculously expensive. Uninsured. You lose, sucka! ... But Broke. Attempt to treat yourself. D.I.Y. MD. The End. Congratulations! You have health insurance, just like the politicians, lobbyists, and executives opposed to a national health plan. But wait! You develop gangrene; plan finds a loophole, denies coverage. The system works great!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-15 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-15 Pub. Date: 2008-12-15
Image Number: 91000
Caption: Slowpoke. New Public Works Projects. Obama has promised to stimulate the economy with new jobs. We will rebuild our nation's infrastructure and work toward energy independence. Here are some lower-priority programs he may also want to consider. Laugh track services. A team accompanies you on social outings to laugh at your jokes. So I said, "Give me the cheese and pull your pants up!" HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! LTS. LTS. LTS. putting up billboards to educate the woefully ignorant. Did you know? There are 3 branches of government. Huh! Expanding the sound effects stockpile for drive-time radio DJ's. BOI-OI-YOING! A truly advanced nation has a vast array of boings to choose from! Development of automatic flush toilets that actually work. WHOOSH! AUUGH! Back to the drawing board.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-14 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-14 Pub. Date: 2008-04-14
Image Number: 91233
Caption: Slowpoke. Confused about the electoral process? Try Professor P's Civics Reader. CAUCUSES: Members of a party form herds in an elementary school cafeteria. After completing three rebuses, a chili cookoff, and reading Clan of the Cave Bear, winners are chosen. Meanwhile, the Democratic candidates' campaigns are busy nursing giant colonies of SUPERDELEGETES - mysterious beings said to acquire special powers from a radioactive donkey bite. Sleep well my pretties. At the appointed hour, the super delegates rise and do battle against each other miles above the Earth. Eat my hope bolts! Obamalon. O. I'll CHANGE you ... into Molten flesh! Hillaron. H. Armed with bows and arrows, greased pigs and kryptonite grenades, the delegates and superdelagates meet up. Only one candidate leaves alive. And the glory of Democracy lives on!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 92351
Caption: Slowpoke. Season of Unreason. As usual, the Presidential primaries have devolved into a grossly simplistic personality contest. Obama's smile is playing well in Kalamazoo! Yes, bit Hillary's eyebrows have mesmerized Ypsilanti! Nattering Noggins Nightly. How could we make the race even more trivial and idiotic? Monosyllabic debates. The Dems. Remember - Only ONE! Hope! Change! Fight! The Repubs. Bomb! Fear! Grunt! Aura divination. With us tonight is Contessa Montebaldi, who will probe the candidates' energy fields. Right now I'm seeing a murky haze around Mitt Romney. For John McCain ... I see flan. An enormous flan. Rorschach voting machines. Please choose the blob you would most like to have a beer with.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 choose 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92345
Caption: Slowpoke. Three of the Republican Presidential candidates don’t believe in evolution. Most G.O.P. Congress members don’t believe humans are contributing to climate change. Science contains the word "sin," you know. Coincidence? I think not. Since you can't choose the science you like and don't like, we at Slowpoke propose denying the BENEFITS of science to these politicians, starting with health care! Each one will be assigned a MEDIEVAL PHYSICIAN! I did not descend from an ape! Come with me, sir. While politicians who accept empiricism will get modern-day drugs ... These antibiotics will clear that infection right up! .... Those who don't will receive spins in a giant centrifuge designed to balance one's humors. WAAAAAAAAAA! Wait! You haven't drunk your treacle yet! After a while, even the staunchest deniers of scientific consensus will come around! Okay, okay! Darwin was right! Now can I PLEASE have my Viagra back?
     
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