Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special show for you today!!! Yea!! Whooohoo!! Woof woof! Woof woof! Over the years, we have had thousands of people on the show in order to shame, ridicule and exploit their misery for ratings … We've also used the most defenseless among us - children. Proving there's no depth to which we won't sink ... I've become richer than Croesus hosting what is essentially human dog fighting in front of a live studio audience of foaming-at-the-mouth rabble. But all that ends today!!! Starting now we will try to bridge divides, heal the broken, reunite families and loved ones, and endeavor to give children the parents they deserve. Aayeeah!!! What? What? What? I dreamed Maury Povich had a soul ... You are hallucinating.
Mike du Jour
But I don’t want it. Sure you do! No I don’t. Why not? I'm 45 years old!! No you're not! Yes I am!! Don’t you like chicken fingers? Why's Guy Fieri so mad? -Another waitress is trying to make him order off the children's menu ... Diners Drive-ins Dives.