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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-25 |
Image Number: |
168894 |
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Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-12 |
Image Number: |
168881 |
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I can't figure out how to work this new "fire" think, but it's second nature to kids who grow up with it. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-01-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-22 |
Image Number: |
167830 |
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Yes, wisdom does come with age, but it's not because we've had time to Google everything. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-23 |
Image Number: |
166808 |
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Sorry, I know its not mint-in-box. I hit a lot of turbulence over the Rockies. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2017-12-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-17 |
Image Number: |
166768 |
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On Santa's website, did you read the "terms of agreeement" or just click right through it? Home address, e-mail address, gift preferences .. How do we know Santa isn' selling all of our personal information? Is it necessary to buy a membership in some sort of Santa Club to ensure delivery by December 25th? Do I need to use a promo code to make sure I get all the presents I asked for? I preferred the old days when kids only worried about whether they were on the naughty list or the nice list. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-19 |
Image Number: |
163899 |
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They're back. We've gone from being empty nesters to being empty bank accounters! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-06-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-23 |
Image Number: |
159466 |
Caption: |
"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-05-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-29 |
Image Number: |
159434 |
Caption: |
Your son smashed me with this tricycle? You mean, my cub runneth over? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-29 |
Image Number: |
156115 |
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The first negotiation. Well, okay, then how about letting me have a dog? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2017-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-01 |
Image Number: |
155337 |
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F&E Children's Books. In this story, a big-eared elephant can't fly after eating a huge meal. "Jumbo gumbo grounds Dumbo"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-12-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-11 |
Image Number: |
151992 |
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I'm losing sleep! The naughty-nice standard is so vague and confusing! Maybe "good" is not an objective fact. In "Hamlet" Shakespeare said "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." Does Santa take into consideration other things might be as important as simply being good? You know, Oscar Wilde said "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." Kids today worry too much and over analyze everything. As long as they keep their rooms tidy and eat their vegetables, they won't be getting coal in their stockings. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-07-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-14 |
Image Number: |
146039 |
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I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-06-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-01 |
Image Number: |
144175 |
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This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-05-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-27 |
Image Number: |
144171 |
Caption: |
Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-03-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-02 |
Image Number: |
140053 |
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School. Career Day. When you grow up, what do you want to be if the job still exists? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-18 |
Image Number: |
139267 |
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Sisyphus as a child. What's the point of making my bed when I just have to do it all over again the next day? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-02-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-01 |
Image Number: |
138762 |
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Sunday School. I was surprised Moses got the commandments on a tablet. I didn't know they had wireless technology back then. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-04 |
Image Number: |
137494 |
Caption: |
Be careful not to beach yourself. Remember, you only go aground once. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2015-12-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-12-20 |
Image Number: |
136952 |
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I heard a rumor that he's going to deliver presents using drones this year! I hope not! Drone technology is far less reliable than Rudolph and the other reindeer! And besides, Christmas eve won't be the same if the sound of sleigh bells is replaced by the buzzing of a drone! My big brother said if I don't make his bed for him every day, he'll hack into Santa's database and put me on the "naughty" list. I've never trusted his computer system. And e-mail. I ask for presents with a hard-copy letter, and I'm getting his phone number so I can follow-up with a text. I'm just here to find out if gift requests are negotiable. If so, I'll have my rep give his rep a call. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2015-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-12-05 |
Image Number: |
135881 |
Caption: |
The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard! |
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