So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm … Have you considered track?
I always wanted a better body. That only gets you so far. Well, I finally got a bigger chest! What? Really? Don't worry…It's on my daughter! I got longer legs that way!
Nothing will happen while everyone's at Teddy's soccer tournament. I'm sleeping over just in case. Good night! Rumble rumble. Kaboom! What happened?! Don't tell mom! I got a chest! Your mom will never notice.