Mom, Dad - I have something to tell you … I … I'm "funny." What do you mean? He means he's a cartoon character, Frank. SINCE WHEN? For as long as I can remember. Why can't you just be SERIOUS, like a NORMAL person?! LOTS of famous people have been funny: Charlie Brown, Sunffy Smith, Ziggy. SNUFFY SMITH & ZIGGY ARE NOT FUNNY! Well, he's got me there. Don't worry, he'll come around. Your father never HAS had much of a sense of humor.
Bizarro's Sunday Punnies #17. Lacrosse Dresser. Oo d'yer think kilt 'im? C.S.I. Scotland. Did you remember the tiger blood? Hello-o! Winning! Need water … (cough). Tuna Halfmen.