Mike du Jour
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There's a high fly to deep center field … Becker's under it … 409. I swear to god, David - if you drop one more fly ball we're moving back to mother's … And that's why it's called the warning track. He snow-coned it but hung on for the cut.
How do you like your steak, Mike? I prefer my steak on the rare side of medium rare … Sort of "rare medium rare" ... A crusty exterior with a cool to warm red center … and a final internal temperature between 135 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit … that's when you know a steak is ... Slap! Well done. Thanks!
I got my mom one of those page-a-day cat calendars for Christmas. But she already had one. So she took the extra calendar down to the senior center and asked her friends Judy and Blanche if they wanted to buy it. Blanche said "sure" and ripped off the first day. Just then she clutched her chest, fell over and died of a massive heart attack. Your mom must've been devastated. What did she do? She asked Judy if she wanted to buy a used calendar.