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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-19 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-19 Pub. Date: 2016-09-19
Image Number: 148950
Caption: Planned Parenthood. Mandatory Birthing Center. T. A Trump Administration Project. At least we don't have a president who used a personal email account while Secretary of State! Or who caught pneumonia!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-20 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-20 Pub. Date: 2016-06-20
Image Number: 145091
Caption: A Stanford student-athlete convicted of sexual assault blames "binge drinking." Dude, I got so wasted last night, I diddled and dry-humped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster. Happens to me all the time, bro. A judge let him off easy, citing concern for his future. As for less upwardly-mobile rapists ... I see you're a high school dropout who can't catch a football. They say orange is the new black. This guy can get a harsh sentence just for being in the vicinity. Just going to buy some milk Nano-Mart. Confused? Talk to your lawyer about the justice plan that's right for you. Predator Pass. Platinum. Tucker Huntley. I'm pre-approved for three assaults a year!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-03 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-03 Pub. Date: 2015-08-03
Image Number: 130769
Caption: Tissue-Gate. A radical organization has been caught doing ethically questionable things on video. YouTube. Many Americans are outraged that a group would resort to such tactics to further its extremist agenda. This is an affront to basic human decency! The political fallout could be huge. These people are dangerous and have no respect for life. Yes, anti-abortion groups have outdone themselves. These extremists are misrepresenting Planned Parenthood's legal delivery of tissue for life-saving stem cell research! Well, I'm pro-science, and I vote!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-21 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-22 Pub. Date: 2013-10-21
Image Number: 103131
Caption: Health Care-Mudgeons. Obamacare hasnít fully started yet, but it seems lots of people have reached a verdict. The Privileged Pre-Judger. It's already a failure! Has always gotten health insurance through his job. The Catch-22 Complainer. It's too complicated! Opposed the simpler public option; ignores complexity of current system. The Libertarian Logician. It's an economic disaster! Just supported the shutdown, and actual economic disaster. The Lazy Lapdog. A train wreck! Conservative pundit who can't be bothered to think of a better metaphor. Of course, not everyone is negative ... Um, I can put up with a few computer glitches if it means I don't die! Person with pre-existing condition.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-03-11 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-03-12 Pub. Date: 2013-03-11
Image Number: 94619
Caption: Real-Lie comix presents Scenes From SXSW Interactive. What's happening at one of the nation's biggest tech conferences? There are herds of spider goats out there. Al Gore spawns new meme, coming soon to an internet near you. Competing for the most eye-catching ride is fierce. Game of Thrones pedicab. An App-Mobile. Journalists lured into sales pitch areas with free food and wine. Our app will. And it connects to Facebook. Sharable. When is that damned meatball tray coming around again? Interacting at interactive.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-02 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-02 Pub. Date: 2012-01-02
Image Number: 89011
Caption: Slowpoke. 2012: A Mad Lib Odyssey. (Presidential candidate) will commit a gaffe during a campaign stop at a deep-fried (dessert) eatery in (rust belt state). Someone who refuses whipped cream on fried fudge is clearly out of touch with the people! (Rabidly anti-gay political figure) will be caught in a (luxury automobile) with a male escort named (beloved tv action hero). I don't know how I wound up in that car, but I do know marriage equals one man and one woman! You will intimately get to know the life story of an Olympic athlete who was run over by a (large farm equipment) at age three, and overcame a harrowing addiction to (animal tranquilizer) to become a champion at (sport you haven't thought about since the last Olympics). Wheaties. Hammer throw champ. After a brutal election cycle dominated by wildly inaccurate attack ads from (shadowy superpac), (conventional wisdom spewer) will declare "the system worked." No problems here!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-09-26 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-09-26 Pub. Date: 2011-09-26
Image Number: 89294
Caption: Slowpoke. Some members of the working class just can't bring themselves to sympathize with Wisconsin's public employees. Why should you get to negotiate with your boss? I donít get to bargain with mine! Welcome to the real world! Save Workers' Rights. It seems they want everyone's job to suck as much as theirs. If my boss catches me taking a bathroom break without clocking out, he dunks my head in the toilet and gives me a swirly. That's just how life is, whiny union babies! Those spoiled union brats, always pushing for things like safety standards! If I had any arms left, I'd punch 'em in the nose! Mightyfast Meatpacking. Meanwhile ... Ah, they've turned against each other now. Excellent. Time to launch the "Unions Hate You" ad campaign. Koch Industries.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-09 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-09 Pub. Date: 2011-07-09
Image Number: 89286
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie in "Hard Science". In lab 102B at NASA's Goddard Institute Ö Drooly Julie, you've been brought in because climate change is being ignored while all people talk about is a politician's crotch! Can you help us?!? Hmm Ö Well, all this extreme weather gives me an idea ... Tap-tap-tap. TWEET! Breaking News: Florida caught tweeting lewd satellite images of itself to the Panama Canal. yfrog. StateOfFlorida@PanamaCanal. Baby, I want to put my Keys in your locks! NASA. Soon: A media frenzy! What is NASA's response to this? Clearly the Florida penisula-er, peninsula is seeking the safe harbor of an interior passage as we enter hurricane season. It's a pointed alarm about global warming. NASA. But Cable News has its own interpretation. This just in" Could Trinidad and Tobago be Florida's love children? ARGH! We've FAILED! Okay, I've got a better publicity stunt: CLIMATOLOGIST ORGIES on melting ice caps!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-24 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-24 Pub. Date: 2010-10-24
Image Number: 89901
Caption: Slowpoke. Real-life Comix (tm) Presents. Snippets of Conversations with Cartoonists at the Festival of Cartoon Art. I donít like IKEA. No place should sell both furniture and meatballs. What you need to do is eat some carrots. It'll close your sphincter* so the alcohol doesn't go straight to your bloodstream. *Probably referring to the Pyloric sphincter. Scorpions make the worst sounds when you catch them in a jar. It's like, tch! Tch! Tch! ... And then I dropped my pants in plain sight of the church windows.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-10-19 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-10-19 Pub. Date: 2009-10-19
Image Number: 90711
Caption: Slowpoke. Slowpoke Euro-Notes. You may encounter the exotic Ö "Bidets" are a French invention for catching travelers' laundry drippings. Non-QWERTY keyboards in Moroccan-run internet cafes will BLOW YOUR MIND. All I want is the letter "P"! FOOM! Frugal Korner. In Paris, make you own cafe: Le Petit Budget. You. Fabulous view of people spending more than you. 3 Euro bottle of wine. This is the new international symbol for "food that is affordable for Americans." Kebab. ... And the pathetic: Psychologists still cannot explain the impulse that causes some tourists to buy jester hats. I (heart) London. Fun Fact: Michelangelo's "David" is really a giant naked man! Hubba hubba!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-23 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-23 Pub. Date: 2009-03-23
Image Number: 91008
Caption: Slowpoke. Deep in an alternate universe is a society in which life is lived solely through electronic gadgets. Do you Stink? The iStink will tell you! Text 4375982 to vote for Jones. Keep our bots tax free. One day, a company unveiled a groundbreaking invention. We've developed a portable wireless reading device that operates without power! Zamanoz.com. Digital clappers. Clap Clap! Clap. Clap. Clap! We think customers will appreciate the simple elegance of the ZAMANOZ BINDLE. TM. The Bindle quickly catches on. I can drop it an it won't break! WHAM! There's no downloading! No one wants to steal it! It's the greatest technology ever! It's success leads to another new product. By simply moving this pigmented stick against a thin sheet of material, one can compose text with a keyboard! Hello, world! OOH! AHH! Clap. Clap!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-16 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-16 Pub. Date: 2009-03-16
Image Number: 91007
Caption: Slowpoke. Madoff and Stanford must have been HIGH to ever get caught by those government goons! But they'll never catch me, the greatest swindler of all! MWA HA HA! BZZT! The SEC investigator is here! Send him in! Perkins Capital Partners. Sorry to disturb you, sir! Just need to check your books, you know. But of course! Let me tell you about our biggest fund - "Perkins' Own" New Zeniths Investments! Cool name! You'll see it has an innovative cash flow structure. Oh, yes indeed. Very symmetrical! You might also be interested in another fund of ours, the NIGERIAN PRINCESS INHERITANCE INDEX ... No need! I trust you! Good day! MWA HA HA! What was that? Oh, nothing.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-02 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-02 Pub. Date: 2009-03-02
Image Number: 91006
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. Perkins vs. The Recession. Dear Diary, As you know, I was laid off from the comic strip last week. The hunt for a new job is not going well. First I tried trolling for prawns on a fishing vessel. Pay was on a per-prawn basis. All I caught was a soggy old soft-cushioned toilet seat. But it didn't matter. In the afternoon, the prawn market crashed and I was laid off. Next I took a position assisting with pug insemination. But the stud services company had invested with Bernie Madoff. I was laid off. In an act of desperation, I tried out for a bit part in Beetle Bailey. Miss Buxley! I've got a package for the General! But the whole strip got outsourced to a sixteen year-old in Korea. The next day ... Slowpoke wants to hire me back at half my former pay and publish my diaries. Huzzah!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-07-21 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-07-21 Pub. Date: 2008-07-21
Image Number: 91245
Caption: Slowpoke. Google, Google Everywhere! Google's "Street View" lets you see actual pictures of a given address Ö Which is kind of cool, but also a little creepy. Google Maps. GASP! They caught my Prius in front of all eight of my lovers' homes! Coming soon: GOOGLE NOSTRIL VIEW. Mr. Perkins. Type in name. Zoom. Zoom more. Mars Lander View. Google. Google. Holy Hale-Bop! Look at this photo the Phoenix just sent back! What the ... Google street view user view. Google. Meta. Charles Alvarez. To be followed by "Person Reading Cartoon About Google Street View Users" view ... Ha ha!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-07-14 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-07-14 Pub. Date: 2008-07-14
Image Number: 91244
Caption: The Obama camp ponders potential running mates. We need to reach out to Hillary's supporters. Yes, we need a woman One with a strong personality. Well, there is one outspoken female who would represent big change. Say no more, I'm sold! A press conference is called. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the next Vice President of the United States ... Drooly Julie! HOT DIGGITY DAWG! I'm gonna get it on in th' White House! I mean, it would be an honor to serve the people. Drooly hits the campaign trail. My fellow Americans, as your Vice President, I will fight for hare laborers, raise many a flag, engage in hands-on diplomacy, and coax forth great GUSHERS of hope! HURRAH! Let Drool Rule. Clap! Clap! But the oppo research quickly kicks in. Senator Obama, were you aware that your running mate was once caught in a flagrante delicto with five airline pilots on a baggage carousel? Or that she directed a film called "The Bulges of Madison County"? Not again! To be continued? ...
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92339
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie's Culture Corner. Welcome to "The Lust Lab," the pave to find those with the grind on their mind! Today's topic is REPUBLICAN SEX SCANDALS! First caller, you're on the air. ON AIR. Hi, Drooly! So what's up with all these closeted Republicans who oppose gay marriage? They're trying to protect hot, closeted boffing, of course! The Democrats would usher in an age of boring, married, Norman Rockwell boinking! Next caller! Love the show, Drooly! How about that Bernie Kerik? You mean Rudy Giuliani's Chief of Police and business partner who used an apartment donated for ground zero rescue workers as his own personal nookie nest? the crucial question is: Did Kerik give his mistress mustache rides? Rudy could lose the female vote if he didn't! Bernie's Love Lair! Also, don't forget Bob Allen of Florida who offered a cop a BJ, or Senator David Vitter, who had a thing for whores! So ... Is there anything they Haven't done? I don't think they've been caught at a Trekkie convention in a Klingon circle jerk ... But I'm sure they'll have that covered by next week!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92341
Caption: Slowpoke. HEY, CLOSETED GAY REPUBLICANS! Here's an idea: instead of taking your pent-up shame out on others, take it out on yourselves at Ö Gay Republican Guilt Camp. Extra. Anti-Gay Senator caught seeking sex in men's room. At Gay Republican Guilt Camp, you'll be greeted by Tucker Carlson slamming your head against a bathroom stall! Take that, homo! WHAM! OOF! More, please! Welcome Campers! Yes, he bragged about doing this in his youth! "Round-the-clock confession booths will help you get a load off your chest!" Father, I received oral favors behind a tie rack at JC Penney. ... And I boffed a guy while on ecstasy in the parking lot of a Denver IHOP. ... And I fondled my page repeatedly at the Alberto Gonzales hearings. And ... Okay, got it. You're forgiven. Don't miss the grand finale: putting on a cabaret show with your fellow campers! Though many men we've boned, this week we have atoned! No more need to show we're straight by passing backward laws that hate!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 catch 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86619
Caption: Slowpoke. Since we seem to be living in a new dark age, perhaps itís time for Ö A Marketing Plan for the Enlightenment. There'd be the reason blimp Ö Reason Fever - Catch it! Celebrity endorsements Ö I'm Drooly Julie. Whenever I'm deciding how to pursue some buff young stud, I use LOGIC! tm. Product placement in movies ... Darling, when I saw your Wikipedia entry on the Horsehead nebula, I knew I had to have you. Fast food tie-ins ... Hey kids! Try McSnottle's new Bill Nye the science Guy Happy Meal featuring the Big Bang Burger. BOOM! BOOM Science is fun! BOOM! ... And Nascar sponsorship! The Enlightening Rod. Ben Franklin. "Those who can make you believe the absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire.
     
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