So how did your meet-the-parents dinner go? Amazingly well! While our fathers discussed cassette tapes, our mothers trued to figure out how to change the camera film on their cell phones. Which means our parents are neighbors! Neighbors? They live under the exact same rock! I never imagined "common ground" could be so literal!
Noel, I miss you … Sure. I made a cassette tape of music for you! Thanks. … Maybe my great-grandfather will let me go through his barn to find something to play it on. Barry Manilow? … If I'm lucky I'll fall through the rafters …