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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-05 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-05 Pub. Date: 2017-07-05
Image Number: 159981
Caption: Lemont interviews California Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon (D). You single-handedly blocked SB-562, the popular single-payer bill that had already passed the state Senate. That's right. It lacked specifics. I refused to allow the assembly to consider it because it was woefully incomplete. Well ... why didn't you just complete it? Isn't completing it something the assembly can do, Mr. Assembly Speaker? Bsssht ... Bsssht... You're breaking up ...
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-24 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-24 Pub. Date: 2016-09-24
Image Number: 148766
Caption: Hello, creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Paying 30% interest on the bus ticket you helped me buy 20 years ago is more important to me than survival. So I can't come to the phone right now, because I'm busy bundling all my cash to send to you instead of using it to feed my child, pay my rent and keep my lights on. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done making money appear out of thin air. Beep.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-08 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-08 Pub. Date: 2016-05-08
Image Number: 142479
Caption: I read that dumb article you wrote, where you said we should have magical fairies deliver caramel-covered mountains of cash in sacks made of rainbows to every man, woman and child. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Don't do it … Don't do it … That's not all that I wrote. I wrote that we should give our war veterans better access to health care, education, and job training. If you have to explain what you wrote, then what you wrote wasn't very clear. Gah!!!
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-07 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-07 Pub. Date: 2016-02-07
Image Number: 138359
Caption: People who complain about voter ID laws are such liars when they say dirt-poor people can't afford to get ID. How do they get to be drunk all the time? How can they possibly buy their booze if they don't have ID? They hand their money to someone else who does have ID, and say, "Can you buy me a beer?" It happens all the time. And how can they ever cash a check?! They endorse it to someone else, or they go to a check-cashing store. How do they fly on airplanes?! "Dirt-poor people" don't usually buy plane tickets. Well they don't seem to have any trouble showing photo ID to get welfare! A lot of places don't require photo ID to get welfare. You're really not supposed to answer rhetorical questions. Do you know very many "dirt-poor people"?
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-16 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-16 Pub. Date: 2014-08-16
Image Number: 114930
Caption: Hello, creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Paying 30% interest on the bus ticket you helped me buy 20 years ago is more important to me than survival. So I can't come to the phone right now, because I'm busy bundling all my cash to send to you instead of using it to feed my child, pay my rent and keep my lights on. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done making money appear out of thin air. BEEP.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-16 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-16 Pub. Date: 2013-06-16
Image Number: 97644
Caption: I spent all night Googling a car. It had to seat seven, so it could carry my kids and my in-laws. Dr. Noodle. The wife and I don’t have any kids yet, but we have one on the way … … As soon as we get married, that is. I haven't met her yet, but date-a-chick.com is a great place to meet ladies. ... And I'll sign up for that site as soon as I'm approved for a credit card. Did I mention you'll have to pay me cash upfront? I can do that, as soon as I get a job.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-09 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-09 Pub. Date: 2013-06-09
Image Number: 97405
Caption: Rev, you know how you announced that we need $100k for renovations? Why do you ask, Marlin? Well … A congregant named Steven Warren put a $100,000 check in the donation plate. I don’t know if we should cash it: it seems like it must be a mistake. For one thing, the largest donation we ever made before was $50. "Looketh not a gift horse in the mouth." Not an official verse, but it should've been. Also, he mistakenly signed it "Mick E. Mouse. "Letteth not an unconventional nickname stop you from cashing a check." Not an official verse ...
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-16 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-16 Pub. Date: 2013-01-16
Image Number: 92331
Caption: Mr. Fitzhugh, I'm not happy about the change you made to my Slim-Swift ad. It's deceptive. Nonsense. Yayle. CEO of the Year 2002. Slim-Swift has not been proven to cause any weight loss at all. And? You wrote "Lose Ten Pounds In Five Seconds." Cash is surprisingly heavy, Garcia. Yayle. CEO of the Year 2002.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-10 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-10 Pub. Date: 2012-08-10
Image Number: 85363
Caption: … So can I store the cache at your place till the heat dies down? Pardon me. I couldn’t help but overhear. Actually, "cache" does not end with an accent syllable. It's pronounced "cash," not "cash-ay." Minding your own business isn't your forte. "For-tay" is more of a gray area.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-29 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-29 Pub. Date: 2012-04-29
Image Number: 79399
Caption: I've been a nonconformist all my life, Theodore. Dr. Noodle. When my mother told me to walk on the sidewalk, I walked in the middle of the street instead. When my boss told me to charge customers, I gave them all the cash from the register. When the tester at the DMV told me to "Get on that on-ramp," I backed onto the off-ramp instead. The other day, it finally dawned on me: My mom's not taking my calls, I'm unemployed, and I can't rent a car because I have no license. First of all, my name's Sigmund. Whatever, Albert.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-11 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-11 Pub. Date: 2012-03-11
Image Number: 76814
Caption: I notice you ain't bought my new cd yet. I thought you was supposed to be my friend, Big L. Dang. You know what, Clyde? You're absolutely right. I mean, that'd be just as bad as if, hypothetically speaking, I had written five books over the last few years ... including a new on called "Run! Vampires, Werewolves, the One That Got Away; and Other Demons ... " And you didn't buy any of them. Hypothetically speaking. Glad you agree. I accept cash, cash or cash. Thug 4 life. Dawn. By Butler.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-13 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-13 Pub. Date: 2012-01-13
Image Number: 75072
Caption: I've scheduled a hearing with unemployment, and I'm looking for a job. But in the meantime, I have mouths to feed. I gave you $5 a week for 26 years. That comes to $6,760. The donation plate is not a savings account. I can accept cash, checks or Paypal.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-15 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-15 Pub. Date: 2011-11-15
Image Number: 72983
Caption: BTW, where are you, Sasha? Tap tap tap tap tap t- In bed, typing on my iPhone. Webster's snoring. Your husband? But … … the last time we chatted, you said you were about to leave him. Tap tap tap t- I had second thoughts. Maybe it's not so bad. You said you'd packed a dufflebag with your green card, license, $3k in cash and the address of a safe house ... ... after her told you to stop talking to your friends and threatened to fire any of his male employees who so much as smiled at you. Maybe it was just his way of saying "I love you." It was his way of saying "I OWN YOU!" Tap tap t- tap ta- t-
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-09 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-09 Pub. Date: 2011-09-09
Image Number: 65249
Caption: Lemont, I was never going to tell you about this, but … I'm leaving Webster. What? Tap tap t - Facebook messages. From Sasha Mitchell. I have a duffle bag hidden in the closet. It has my license, my green card, the address of a safe house and $3,000 in cash that I've been saving for over a year. So it's not a mutual breakup, is what you're saying. Tap tap t -
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-05 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-05 Pub. Date: 2011-04-05
Image Number: 59397
Caption: What is happiness? A fun job that pays you cash under the table. Charlie Brown would've said "a warm puppy." Charlie Brown never had to pay taxes.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-04 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-04 Pub. Date: 2011-04-04
Image Number: 59396
Caption: Garcia, do you think it was professional of you to grab our eighth biggest client by the scruff of his neck and throw him down the mail chute? Is this a trick question, sir? No it's not a trick question. Abercrombie & Fitch wanted us to devise an ad campaign for their push-up bikini top for seven-year-olds. Good point. Seven-year-olds don't have a lot of cash, anyway. Exac ... no, that's not ... Dios mio.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-04 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-04 Pub. Date: 2010-02-04
Image Number: 43631
Caption: Yeh, Big L. My plan was to pawn your couch an' stuff to raise quick cash for my new business … … then use the profits to buy your stuff back while you was still gone. If you hadn't come back early, the plan was to never let you find out about any of it.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-10 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-10 Pub. Date: 2010-01-10
Image Number: 42642
Caption: Know how Ms. Washington always said I'd never amount to nuthin'? Ms. Wash -- from first grade? … An' how when I sent Russell Simmons my first rap on the eight track, he shattered it with a baseball bat, lit it on fire and mailed it back to me C.O.D.? (Sigh) Just no call, doing that to a two-year-old. Well the C-Dog has finally arrived, fools. Look at this. A fan from Maine sent it. Is this a bear? Yeh, it -- what? No, fool, it's somebody SUV! An' the plates say "CDOGFAN"! MS. WASHINGTON, YOU AN' RUSSELL SIMMONS CAN KISS MY B ... Looks like a bear to me.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-04 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-04 Pub. Date: 2010-01-04
Image Number: 42636
Caption: Fear Inc. We were a little worried, what with the way it started. But 2009 turned out to be a good year. Fear, Inc. Great, in fact. Yeah, "Obama's a secret Muslim" went nowhere … But "Obama wants to kill Grandma" performed well in the third quarter. Turned things around for us. First quarter wasn't all bad, sir. "Quick, give the banks all our cash or Western civilization will crumble tomorrow" flew off the shelves. True.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-28 cash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-28 Pub. Date: 2009-04-28
Image Number: 31997
Caption: I'm here to testify in Congress's comic strip industry bailout hearing. I shall be showered with cash. Don't bother. I tried months ago. We got nothing. The industry's doing worse than ever. You just have to know how to work the sympathy angle. SNAP! The barrel's a little much. He's right. Take it off, kid. Now I'm cold.
     
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