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| Rudy Park |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-12-27 |
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2018-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
175594 |
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You'll note that we phrase your celebrity endorsements very carefully, and you should not deviate from script. Like when you advertise for Milt Johnson & Sons, your favorite name in outer space real estate. Be careful to say it's the only name you'd consider when acquiring property rights on a distant or as-of-yet undiscovered plant but didn't mention that such rights may not exist. It insults a listener's intelligence. I want a house on Pandora. @#$%
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-10-10 |
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2018-10-10 |
| Image Number: |
174417 |
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Kindly readers, scientific literature has long established that women who spend a lot of time together synchronize their hormonal cycles. I believe I have discovered an analogous phenomenon in men. They too synchronize their cycles. What cycles? Their upgrade cycles! Look carefully, if you will, at the way men who like or work in close quarters seem to develop similar cycles for upgrading phones, televisions and other gadgets. I got a new phone! I got a new butter churn! He's right! Aaaahhh!!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-04-12 |
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2018-04-12 |
| Image Number: |
170359 |
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Rudy, I suppose you're wondering why I've requested a saliva sample. I am, boss. Employers can't be too careful these days, Rudy. How do I know you're not on smack? How do I knew you're even you? You could be an Isis-trained imposter who's done away with the real Rudy. I'm not Isis. If you have nothing to hide, you wont mind spitting into my beaker.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-07-09 |
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2017-07-09 |
| Image Number: |
159560 |
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Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Hello handsome Sadie, It's Timona here greeting you from Kiev, Ukraine. Yeah we are in great political turmoil right now, but I will let you in on a secret since we are old friends. Now is the best time for to invest in the Ukraine real estate. In 2005, for inspect, a 71 sq. meter abode sold for $7,500 US Dollars. Today it sell for at only $1,100 US Dollars. Lovely school for to nearby, as well as charming Mall within walking distance with has all the conveniences. Keep this amazing opportunity quiet. I only tell YOU because of that time we made that amazing connection. You friend, Timona. Click here for to house buy. Excellent questions. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer's true IP address, name, birthdate, physical address, and bank account number ... and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. It cost me a vinyl record, a Mountain Dew and a crate of Cheetos, but it was worth it. Ask Sadie a question (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-03-10 |
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2016-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
140200 |
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Rudy, I suppose you're wondering why I've requested a saliva sample. I am, boss. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. Employers can't be too careful these days, Rudy. How do I know you're not on smack? How do I know you're even you? You could be an ISIS-trained impostor who's done away with the real Rudy. I'm not ISIS. If you have nothing to hide, you won't mind spitting into my beaker. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-10-20 |
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2015-10-20 |
| Image Number: |
134161 |
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Two years ago, during an special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis, Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Windbag, Have you thought about getting a four-legged friend? They can be very comforting in your lonely, declining years. - Antoine in Columbus. Excellent idea!!! I'd love to spend the last two decades of my life picking up poop. Especially since I have your return address. Advise Sadie (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2015-07-05 |
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2015-07-05 |
| Image Number: |
128450 |
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Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-06-07 |
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2015-06-07 |
| Image Number: |
127265 |
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Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Hello handsome SADIE, it's Timona here greeting you from Kiev, Ukraine. Yeah we are in great political turmoil right now, but I will let you in on a secret since we are old friends. Now is the best time for to invest in the Ukraine real estate. In 2005, for inspect, a 71 sq. meter abode sold for $7,500 US Dollars. Today it sell for at only $1,100 US Dollars. Lovely school for to nearby, as well as charming Mall within walking distance with has all the conveniences. Keep this amazing opportunity quiet. I only tell YOU because of that time we made that amazing connection. Your friend, Timona. Click here for to house buy. Excellent question. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer's true IP address, name, birthdate, physical address, and bank account number ... and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. It cost me a vinyl record, a Mountain Dew and a crate of Cheetos, but it was worth it. Ask Sadie a question (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-12-05 |
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2014-12-05 |
| Image Number: |
119727 |
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Hypochondriac's rule #6: Take care with utensils. Meaning don’t share forks with sick people? Aim them carefully. The moment you see someone coughing, start throwing spoons, forks, ladles, salad tongs, nutcrackers. Aim to maim so they can't get within breathing distance. Ladles? |
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