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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-09 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-09 Pub. Date: 2017-07-09
Image Number: 159502
Caption: It's hard to debunk the whole "fake news" thing when so-called "journalists" keep lying, or keep not correcting their "mistakes" take Joy-Ann Reid, for instance. Who she? She has a show on MSNBC. The other week, after that former Bernie-supporter shot at those congressmen ... somebody tweeted "too soon to mention Bernie owes his entire political career to the NRA? Particularly his support of assault rifles his R opponent decried?" "Journalist" Joy-Ann Reid retweeted that, adding "I hope we have the maturity as a country to confront facts like this at the same time we're thinking of victims and keeping level heads." But it wasn't a fact. Sanders opposed assault rifles. The NRA backed him in that one race to punish the Republican who'd just changed his position on assault rifles. A Vermont gun store owner said at the time, "At least [Bernie's] consistent" with his opposition to semi-automatic rifles. A simple Google search would've told her that, apparently Joy-Ann Reid doesn't even Joy-Ann read. This whole thing was so you could say that joke, wasn't it.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-05 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-05 Pub. Date: 2016-11-05
Image Number: 150476
Caption: 1982. What are you gonna be in 2012? I've narrowed it down to two options. If we don't blow ourselves up, I'll be a cyborg captain of a starship, hunting for black holes I can use to travel back in time and capture dinosaurs. If we DO blow ourselves up, I'll wear leather pants and roam the radioactive wasteland fighting mutants in order to bring a bucket of water and a little bit of peace to grateful orphans. It's good you have something to fall back on. Momma said that's important.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-22 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-22 Pub. Date: 2016-02-22
Image Number: 139560
Caption: Nobody understands why I hang out with you, Clyde. You're a thug, I'm not. You have no career, I do. You donít care about the world, I report on it for a living. That's what they think, anyway, because they're not capable of looking past your loser image and seeing the real you. That's a compliment. If you have to say "that's a compliment," it ain't no compliment. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-03).
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-12 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-12 Pub. Date: 2015-10-12
Image Number: 133792
Caption: My son needs speech therapy, but I don't have the money. Insurance will cover it, but only once he turns three. Should I wait till he's three Ö or should I have him lie about his age and risk teaching him it's ok to deceive: which'll possibly lead to a career in politics? Why e'rebody treat "risk" like it a four-letter word? Man up. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-19 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-19 Pub. Date: 2014-09-19
Image Number: 116482
Caption: What ever happened to Cuba Gooding Jr? What do you mean, Susan? His career's just over. It's like he went into the witness protection program or something. What are you talking about? He's been in about three movies a year for at least a decade. Nothing I've seen. If a tree falls in Hollywood but Susan Garcia doesn't hear it, it still makes a sound.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-10 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-10 Pub. Date: 2014-08-10
Image Number: 114243
Caption: Sometimes it seems like everything is something vs. something else. What do you mean? There's the obvious: Russia vs. Ukraine, Israel vs. Palestine, Syria vs. Syria, Cartels vs. Latin America, cops vs. citizens Ö Right vs. left, religion vs. science, rich vs. poor, employers' rights vs. employees' rights, mankind vs. nature ... Um ... Batman vs. Superman ... Sometimes it's best to end your point while it still seems profound. Robin Thicke's career vs. Miley Cyrus ... Oh, never mind. What's I tell you?
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-12 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-12 Pub. Date: 2014-02-12
Image Number: 107415
Caption: PLEASE DON'T RUN FOR CONGRESS, CLYDE! PLEASE! THINGS ARE BAD ENOUGH! 'Swrong witchoo? You an AMERICAN, son. America is exceptional. We dream BIG here. Maybe in Canada people kick they heels up an' say things is "bad enough," but I say Americans don't give up that easy. That's gonna be my stump speech. Excuse me, ma'am, which way is Canada?
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-03 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-03 Pub. Date: 2014-02-03
Image Number: 106772
Caption: Nobody understands why I hang out with you, Clyde. You're a thug, I'm not. You have no career, I do. You donít care about the world, I report on it for a living. That's what they think, anyway, because they're not capable of looking past your loser image and seeing the real you. That's a compliment. If you have to say "that's a compliment," it ain't no compliment.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-11 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-11 Pub. Date: 2014-01-11
Image Number: 105924
Caption: I'm behind schedule on the life plan I wrote when I was six, Lemont. I was supposed to make partner by last Tuesday. Oh. Well, Susan, plans have to be flexible. Real life isn't something you can script. I know that. Don't you think I know that? Sorry. I scheduled two whole years of flexibility into twenties.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-17 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-17 Pub. Date: 2013-12-17
Image Number: 105211
Caption: I been thinkin' 'bout Mandela, dawg. He lived to be 95 years old. He became president. Then he fixed a whole country. Ö An' that was after he was incarcerated for 27 years. That mean Mandela didnít really get his career on till he was 72 years old. That mean I got 40 or so years before I hafta do nothin'. Don't sell yourself short, Clyde. You're doing nothin' now. Thug 4 Life.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-30 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-30 Pub. Date: 2013-10-30
Image Number: 103219
Caption: Well, you're not getting any younger, Lemont. You have to start thinking about Ö y'know Ö What? About whether I'll always look as sexy in my Captain Kirk convention costume? No. About your retirement. What retirement? I'll be going to those conventions forever. I've already reserved a Star Trek 2 Genesis coffin, so I can be wheeled into the show in perpetuity. Dios mio. (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-20 and 2013-03-13).
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-21 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-21 Pub. Date: 2013-10-21
Image Number: 102926
Caption: My son needs speech therapy, but I donít have the money. Insurance will cover it, but only once he turns three. Should I wait till he's three Ö Ö Or should I have him lie about his age and risk teaching him itís ok to deceive; which'll possibly lead to a career in politics? This end up. Why e'erebody treat "risk" like it a four-letter word? Man up. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-11 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-11 Pub. Date: 2013-10-11
Image Number: 102500
Caption: Republicans in the House seem to think if they donít like somethin', they donít have to pay the bills. Thug 4 Life. It's just like when my man Wesley Snipes refused to pay his taxes. I think Wesley Snipes should be Speaker of the House. Thank God For Culture Clash. I don't wanna see John Boehner be Blade, though, so I'ma have to deliberate on this some more. I feel dumber for having heard all that.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-25 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-25 Pub. Date: 2013-07-25
Image Number: 99562
Caption: Well, we'd better get going. You can say that again. You were supposed to have said, "Well, we'd better get going" again. That's how the banter is supposed to go. Predictable banter is the glue that binds society. You'd never last ten minutes in an office environment, Tyrone. I thought offending each other was the glue that binds us.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-11 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-11 Pub. Date: 2013-06-11
Image Number: 97910
Caption: I know what you're thinking, Lemont. Zzz Ö You write a wildly popular blog. You get to work from home, and as a single dad, that's important. On the other hand Ö The paper wants you back, to report on that overblown government-spying-on-journalists'-email-gate. And they're offering you a lot of money. Click. Huh? Whozit? Why are you here? That's classified. Anyway, I just don't want to see you sacrifice this special time with your boy. Especially since your own dad abandoned you.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-10 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-10 Pub. Date: 2013-06-10
Image Number: 97909
Caption: You haven't responded to our last offer, Brown. We want you back. This spying-on-reporters'-emails story is heating up, and we want our top man on the case. The Candorville Chronicle. What's it going to take to seal the deal, Brown? $900k? Day care for your son? A house on the moon? A guarantee you'll still be in business in a year. Your demands are outrageous.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-13 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-13 Pub. Date: 2013-03-13
Image Number: 94590
Caption: Well, you're not getting any younger, Lemont. You have to start thinking about Ö y'know Ö What? About whether I'll always look as sexy in my Captain Kirk convention costume? No. About your retirement. What retirement? I'll be going to those conventions forever. I've already reserved a Star Trek 2 Genesis coffin, so I can be wheeled into the show in perpetuity. Dios mio. (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-20).
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-21 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-21 Pub. Date: 2012-10-21
Image Number: 88499
Caption: When I grow up, I wanna be a time traveler who goes back through time to tell me if time traveling pays well.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-07 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-07 Pub. Date: 2012-06-07
Image Number: 81660
Caption: We've had 26 straight months of private sector job growth. Certain industries are booming. Jobville Employment Agency. Do you have experience serving comfort food to weeping patrons? No. How about repossessing cars? No. How 'bout repossessing pacemakers? Not a good sign.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-11 career 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-11 Pub. Date: 2012-02-11
Image Number: 76092
Caption: I've made a decision, Susan. I'm going to keep writing. So what it the paper fired me? Thousands of my readers still visit my blog. If only there were some way to monetize that sort of thing. Charge them. Have you heard of the internet?
     
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