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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-07 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-07 Pub. Date: 2017-08-07
Image Number: 161458
Caption: Mrs. Merkel Deals With Polluting Diesel Cars in Historic German Manner. Fertig, zielen, feuer!
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-13 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-13 Pub. Date: 2017-04-13
Image Number: 157172
Caption: NATO No Longer Obsolete. Obsolete? This fine vehicle? Who told you that? Some cheap politician? Don's Used Cars. Hey! Your credit stinks? So does mine. Cream puff! Money talks, nobody walks. 1993 NATO. No longer obsolete. Amazing.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-19 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-19 Pub. Date: 2016-11-19
Image Number: 151465
Caption: Mr. Romney Considered for Secretary of State Position. Car wash.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-14 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-14 Pub. Date: 2016-11-14
Image Number: 151219
Caption: Melania Let the Dogs Out (Bannon, Gingrich, Giuliani). Now you all be good dogs and wait until the president needs you. No barking, no chasing cars, no fighting, remember, the country is watching. God, I must just want to bite somebody on the leg. Well, we better keep an eye on Rudy ... Oooh! Oooh! Hydrant! Oooh!
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-25 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-25 Pub. Date: 2016-08-25
Image Number: 147872
Caption: Updating Norman Rockwell. Rockwell's famous 1954 painting of a college student leaving home is here adjusted for the modern American freshman. Well, we might have to make two trips Pringles. Sony 64".
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-18 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-18 Pub. Date: 2016-08-18
Image Number: 147585
Caption: Mr. Giuliani Out in Front of a Car Wash Near You There were no terror attacks until Obama became president There were no terror attacks Off switch.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-08 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-08 Pub. Date: 2016-08-08
Image Number: 147284
Caption: A-Rod Leaves the Yankees. Hey, can a couple of you guys help me get this out to my car? Could I get a little cooperation? A little teamwork? Hmmm? Anybody else? Good-bye party for A-Rod. Please sign if you intend to go.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-04 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-04 Pub. Date: 2016-05-04
Image Number: 142963
Caption: Trump Campaign Still Searching for Running Mate. You'll be the first Hispanic vice-presidential candidate. NY. Needless to say, we're very excited about having you on the ticket! Wow! And so on You can drive one of those big cars. Why doesn't he say yes? Probably a rapist.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-23 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-23 Pub. Date: 2016-02-23
Image Number: 139756
Caption: Word Reaches Your Cartoonist that Mitt Romney May be Thinking About Running. Real Men Use Higgins Ink. Make every penny a prisoner. TRMS. Dog on car! Dog on car! Dog on car! Milk. Eggs. Bread.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-10 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-10 Pub. Date: 2015-11-10
Image Number: 135165
Caption: Bernie Sanders Visits a Waffle House in South Carolina. Waffles, eh? We make syrup for waffles up where I come from in Vermont. The car, quick. Vermont? Where's thet at? Canader? Don't be stupid, bubba, it up north. Like North Carolina? Is that Colonel Sanders, pa? Ah hate North Carolina. No, son, Colonel Sanders is a chicken. USC. Impeach Earl Warren.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-23 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-23 Pub. Date: 2015-09-23
Image Number: 133037
Caption: Frau Merkel Asks. So ... any of you Syrians know how to de-program a Volkswagen? Willkommen.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-07-21 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-07-21 Pub. Date: 2015-07-21
Image Number: 130145
Caption: In New York City, Mayor DiBlasio is Against Horse-Drawn Carriages and Uber Cars. Better worse who can say? But I like workin' my own hours and the air conditioning. Uber.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-30 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-30 Pub. Date: 2015-04-30
Image Number: 126772
Caption: Boehner's House Kills Credit Protection for Armed Service Members. Well, sure, we allow sleazy loan sharks to lie, cheat and steal from you, but we feel that's good training for when you have to deal with an enemy. And by the way, thank you for your service. Boehner Motors. E-Z Credit for Service Members. Low Monthly Payments (Forever). Cream puff.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-19 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-19 Pub. Date: 2015-01-19
Image Number: 122633
Caption: Woof! Woof! ACME Pet Carrier.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-16 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-16 Pub. Date: 2014-12-16
Image Number: 121637
Caption: Bad bankers, pulled over by Elizabeth Warren, try to hide Hillary Clinton under the back seat.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-25 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-25 Pub. Date: 2014-09-25
Image Number: 116953
Caption: Hoping to revive sales with some New York glitz Cadillac moves offices to the City. Execs arrive in one of their classic models from back in the day. New Yorkers are impressed. Mom ... I'm scared. Parking Tick: $175.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-28 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-28 Pub. Date: 2014-07-28
Image Number: 114543
Caption: A Few More Ways Pope Francis Is Proving He Is a Man of the People. He's doing his own laundry. He's helping out in the kitchen with housework He even goes out for pizza in a car of the people but they won't let him do windows. No, no, no
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-16 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-16 Pub. Date: 2014-07-16
Image Number: 114050
Caption: Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl is Given a Desk Job in Texas. Well, Sergeant Bergdahl was here, but he seems to have stepped away Sgt. Bergdahl. Speak Pashto. AR-07117. Re-up new car!
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-09 car 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-09 Pub. Date: 2014-04-09
Image Number: 110007
Caption: G, Toyota and Other Recalling Millions of Cars. Here's an idea why don't you take care of all the recall fixes before we pick up the care? Save time and all All new for you.
     
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