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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-17 |
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2019-05-17 |
| Image Number: |
177885 |
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Court. I'm faster than a bullet and have x-ray vision, but I really wish I had subpoena power. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-11 |
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2019-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
177109 |
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Personnel. Portions of my resume have been redacted for national security reasons. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
176706 |
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Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-11 |
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2019-02-11 |
| Image Number: |
176326 |
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We can drill and practice but we'll never be as good at this as the Army of Father Time. It'll keep on marching no matter what happens. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-27 |
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2018-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
174675 |
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Sisyphus at a job interview. I see you're very persistent but not much of a multi-tasker. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-16 |
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2018-08-16 |
| Image Number: |
173632 |
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Circus. High Wire Walker Wanted. People with authority issues need not apply. It's essential to toe the line in this job. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-08 |
| Image Number: |
173624 |
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And the next thing I knew, my smartphone had my power of attorney! (Published originally on February 28, 2013). |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-25 |
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2018-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
169852 |
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Superhero Academy. They named you "Reject Man"? Yeah, I got all the powers rejected by quality control. I wanted the ability to leap over buildings but instead I just jump to conclusions. I have no martial arts skills. I can only kick up a fuss. I don't bend and extend like Plasticman. I just stretch the truth. And I wanted the ability to pass through walls, but as a superhero I'm only able to go through the motions. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
169664 |
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Sometimes economists come to counter-intuitive conclusions. That happened when Professor Ernie did a case study on a small city. They have a thriving top-notch medical center which was adding lots of surgical staff. Firms prepping diamonds for jewelry and movie-editing companies are relocating to the city. And the sawmill was adding a shift. Now hiring. His seemingly illogical conclusion now makes sense. With "cutting jobs" they saw increased levels of employment! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-07 |
| Image Number: |
169660 |
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I was trying to read a pop-up book on my phone and the screen cracked. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
167542 |
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Corporate Boardroom. This catering job will look great on my resume. I'll say I "was called into the board meeting and brought a lot to the table"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-01 |
| Image Number: |
164581 |
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We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-25 |
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2017-09-25 |
| Image Number: |
163543 |
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I know it's just a prototype, Gutenberg, but you need something that will handle more than 140 characters. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-28 |
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2017-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
162564 |
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The woman Frank's dating said he's like a computer. That's nice. Maybe she said that because of his logical mind. Or that he can handle multiple tasks at one time. Or because he can provide lots of information about any topic. No, she said none of those things are true about Frank. She thinks he's like a computer because when she stops paying attention to him, he goes right to sleep. ZZZZ. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-27 |
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2017-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
164578 |
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The woman Frank's dating said he's like a computer. That's nice. Maybe she said that because of his logical mind. Or that he can handle multiple tasks at one time. Or because he can provide lots of information about any topic. No, she said none of those things are true about Frank. She thinks he's like a computer because when she stops paying attention to him, he goes right to sleep. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-29 |
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2017-01-29 |
| Image Number: |
154488 |
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Wonderland. Old King Cole is putting together a new administration. Humpty Dumpty will be Secretary of the Fence. The cow who jumped over the moon will be Secretary of Steak, and the Little Mermaid will be Sturgeon General. Any one of the dwarfs could be Labor Secretary. It's off to work we go .... They're certainly on the short list! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-05 |
| Image Number: |
152017 |
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Whonk's Hunting, Inc. Oog's Gathering, Inc. What would you think of a merger? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-11 |
| Image Number: |
139127 |
| Caption: |
Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-02 |
| Image Number: |
130760 |
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Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-28 |
| Image Number: |
128928 |
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Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world" |
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