When you won the title of "world's greatest grandpa," did it come with a cash prize? A crown? A new car? How about celeb appearance fees? Supermarket grand openings? Ribbon cuttings? Soap opera cameos? Shoe endorsements? Modeling contracts? Rental car up-grades? WHAP! No, but they did give me this cool scepter.
Mike du Jour
When I cane up with the idea to miniaturize the strip, I forgot to tell one important cast member … How important? Pretty important.