I'm going to find a boyfriend with a ladder. I'm tired of you getting your muddy shoes in my hair.
The sign says "Pet Shop," sir. What did you expect. Pet Shop. Pet Stench. Premium pet products. Pet Stench. Cat Food. City Blend. 100% ground pigeons and rats. Pet Stench. Dog Food. Cat Candy Flavor. 100% litter box. King Pooch Femur Facsimile. Give. Poosh.