We're saving the planet by not standing on it. Reducing our footprint. I told them they were crazy - - But then they said the earth would die and the floors would turn into lava … Curse you, lava!
Mike du Jour
To save the earth from your weight, you both climbed up on the men's room stall??? How does that make any sense? Well, when the earth dies, we'll be safe when the floors run with hot lava. I hate lava.