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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-17 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-17 Pub. Date: 2019-06-17
Image Number: 178191
Caption: The House is Too Damn Big. From the WSJ: Wealthy retirees are having trouble selling their oversized houses … because younger buyers don't want them. When are today's kids going to grow up and buy my 7,500 square foot fantasy Tuscan villa? For sale. Economic trends are partly to blame. Uh ... Maybe after I pay off my student loans I could afford, like, a bathroom? You'd better pay those off - I own the student loan company! It's a trophy home. I thought you liked getting trophies. This is 20 miles from town and has a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint. A carbon what? Fortunately, there is a solution! I don't own a car. No problem. I'm an Uber driver! Freelance Flats. Gig economy workers only.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-28 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-28 Pub. Date: 2018-05-28
Image Number: 172037
Caption: Security Flaw Found in Americans' Brains. I'm sorry to report that millions of our nation's cognitive systems have been compromised. Dr. Medulla Oblongata. Center for Cerebral Security. Bad actors have slipped mental malware through gaping holes in cortical firewalls. Anti-science billionaires. Conspiracy theorists. Fox News. Foreign intelligence agencies. Deep state! Climate hoax! One mindhacker revealed how the vulnerability was found. We noticed that many Americans will buy anything advertised on late-night infomercials. If you can sell them a tactical flashlight at 3am, you can sell them an entire worldview. Solutions remains elusive. We've been working on a patch ... but most victims have been programmed to reject it. education.exe
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-28 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-28 Pub. Date: 2017-08-28
Image Number: 162274
Caption: Local tv news. It's been innocuous and apolitical … until now. Sinclair is buying up stations and forcing them to run pro-Trump commentary. Bottom Line with Boris. I say the president is right. Get ready for new frontiers in right-wing propaganda. Machine wash. Tumble dry. Don't be a cuck - have your wife do the laundry. Kidz Fun Korner. Help the smiling frog get to the white ethno-state. Frosti Foops. There is no Trump-Russia connection. Take a right to avoid rapists in the barrio. Nooo! They got Siri!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-06 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-06 Pub. Date: 2017-03-06
Image Number: 155574
Caption: Republicans plan to "improve" Obamacare by ending taxes that fund it. I feel better already! Dump! Confused? Here's how tax cuts for the wealthy will keep America healthy. More rich guys can afford cryogenics, so postwar earth will be repopulated with winners. Welcome to 2053! Follow me to the breeding chamber. More people can buy their way into other countries with civilized health care. Ah, the fjords are lovely this time of year. The poor are inspired to be well. When I win the lottery, I won't be taxed as much! Pop! I have the will to live!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-12-12 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-12-12 Pub. Date: 2016-12-12
Image Number: 152284
Caption: A Year to Fear. Sometime in the '90s … Beware of 2016. Hark! I am here to warn you about the future! Oasis. Alt. Weekly. Weezer. Russia is going to manipulate our election, but half the country won't care! Russia? The new president will appoint the CEO of Exxon as Secretary of State! After the Valdez? He will also destroy Social Security and kick million off of health insurance! But I don't have health insurance. Oh, right. So ... who is this president? It is the man who just bought the Miss Universe Pageant. Donald Trump?! Didn't he go bankrupt? Heed my words! Was that for real? I think I've been watching too much X-Files.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-20 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-20 Pub. Date: 2016-06-20
Image Number: 145091
Caption: A Stanford student-athlete convicted of sexual assault blames "binge drinking." Dude, I got so wasted last night, I diddled and dry-humped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster. Happens to me all the time, bro. A judge let him off easy, citing concern for his future. As for less upwardly-mobile rapists ... I see you're a high school dropout who can't catch a football. They say orange is the new black. This guy can get a harsh sentence just for being in the vicinity. Just going to buy some milk Nano-Mart. Confused? Talk to your lawyer about the justice plan that's right for you. Predator Pass. Platinum. Tucker Huntley. I'm pre-approved for three assaults a year!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-30 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-30 Pub. Date: 2016-05-30
Image Number: 144090
Caption: Intelligence Tests of Our Times. Earbud detangling. Crap. Grocery store math games. 89¢ each. Sale! 10 for $10. Cush Tush. Ti-D Bum. Guess I'd better buy ten of these! Easter egg hunting. I've clicked on the giraffe head five times and I still can't find it! Stoopid Safari 2. Menu. Language. Special features. Try highlighting the language menu, pressing right, then hitting enter on the guinea hen. Dishwasher Tetris. Nope ... nope ... nope ... aha!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-21 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-21 Pub. Date: 2015-12-21
Image Number: 136978
Caption: Many people seem to view government as a shopaholic of sorts. Families are cutting back. Why can't the guv'mint? Tax and spend! That's all these bureaucrats want to do! Some of these profligate officials agreed to speak with us anonymously. It started when I got a rust our of buying manhole covers. Now I get my fix ordering bridge repairs. Somebody please stop me! I'm sorry, but sending disability checks to people with horrific diseases and injuries is simply too much fun! It's like buying a new flat-screen tv every day! In. Out. I know I should cut back on trying to keep feces out of hamburger meat, but the truth is, I get off on preventing foodborne illness. Sorry, taxpayers!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-07 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-07 Pub. Date: 2015-12-07
Image Number: 136343
Caption: The Never-Ending Death Spiral. Mass shooting. Gun sales go up. New. Jiffydeath™ assault rifle. Operate from your phone! Better buy ten of these while I still can! Politicians ride wave of gun mania. I will not vote for background checks on Jiffydeaths! More guns leas to more suicides, accidental shootings, heat-of-the-moment killings. I ordered waffle fries, not curly fires! Bam! So we're doing nothing? No laws change.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-29 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-29 Pub. Date: 2015-09-29
Image Number: 133287
Caption: Kneejerkin': Health Care Edition. Welcome back to Knddjerkin', the game where we try to get ordinary Americans to oppose their own beliefs! Did you hear about the hedge fund guy who's buying prescription drugs and raising the prices astronomically? What a scumbag! So healthcare shouldn't be about pleasing investors, right? I ain't no socialist! Price gouging by pharmaceutical companies and hospitals is wrong, isn't it? Yeah. Good thing Obamacare cost control measures slowed price growth in 2014! Repeal Obamacare! How weird is it that Americans spend more per person on health care than any other country, but don't receive the best care? Yes, we're getting ripped off. We need a single-payer system, don't we? No, because guv'mint bad! Three for three!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-29 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-29 Pub. Date: 2015-06-29
Image Number: 129207
Caption: The Right's Rights. Some people are outraged by recent Supreme Court rulings. (Man) + (Woman) only. I've been denied the right to deny the right to marry! League for Liberty to Limit Liberties. Now people are no longer free to be prohibited from buying health insurance! This will only lead to more businesses being forced to bake gay wedding cakes! My life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness depend on denying health insurance claims! The Founding Fathers would be appalled!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-17 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-17 Pub. Date: 2014-11-17
Image Number: 119233
Caption: Life in the Billionaire Bubble. True: A hedge fund CEO is worries about hyper-inflation … based on the cost of luxury items. Check out Aspen and East Hampton real estate prices! And high-end art! Money will soon be worthless! From a billionaire's perspective, life must be confusing. Many Americans feel that they don't have a voice in politics? Buy and ad! It's easier than ever! Coal: The Fuel of Tomorrow. All this talk about low incomes ... Have people not checked their portfolios lately? Dow (up). I don't see why so many people hate flying nowadays. It's never been better. High Rollair.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-13 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-13 Pub. Date: 2014-10-13
Image Number: 117780
Caption: What does the economy hold in store? Let's peer into … America of the Future. In the future, nearly all jobs in the U.S. will be located in just three mega-cities. San Frangeles. Northbeastia. Texmexiplex. In the rest of the country, towns will simply adopt Wal-Mart store numbers as names. Walmart. You from here? No, I live over in 517289. Within the three cities, international elites will buy up all the walkable cores. Lovely day for a stroll! Yes indeedy! Everyone else will be forced into distant exurbs, where they live in shacks made from found objects. City center 150 mi. I make almost enough to pay for gas. School bus.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-08 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-08 Pub. Date: 2014-09-08
Image Number: 116358
Caption: Phone Phunnies. What would make the new iPhone 6 REALLY worth standing in line all night for? Makes the world outside the phone as pretty and well-designed as an Apple product. Before. After. Has "cure Ebola" app. Enables you to email yourself as an attachment to another iPhone. No problem. I'll just send myself over! Talks people who can't afford it into buying an Android. Seriously, you should take the savings and pay down your debt. In fact, maybe we just need an honesty app. I can't solver all your problems. I'm just a phone.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-01 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-01 Pub. Date: 2014-09-01
Image Number: 116051
Caption: Tips and Tricks for New College Students. Edu-Hut for Profit U. Student Loan Money Gladly Accepted! Free 2006 iPod Nano with Enrollment. If you university looks like this, run away immediately. Econ 101 Term Paper Idea: Explain why you adjunct professor makes 1/100 what the football coach does. American Dream Calculator. Take the numbers before the comma in your student load. $47,000. This is the number of years after graduation until you can even think about buying a house. Career Tip: Consider buy a goat instead. Hi, Mom. Yeah, the semester's going great! Artisanal Cheese $28/lb.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-14 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-14 Pub. Date: 2014-04-14
Image Number: 110316
Caption: Tyranny of the Collectivists. They tend to look and speak alike, often projecting their gray conformity onto others. We must destroy collectivism. They crust the individual spirit by innundating us with their groupthink. Alliance Against CO2 Discrimination. How many markets should we include in our TV buy? All of them. Indeed, the collective is bent on nothing but its own expansion. Projected growth. Those new regulations would kill our numbers next quarter. Our lobbyists are on it. Yes, "the collectivists promise heaven, but deliver hell." Koch Industries. Our profits are for the good of mankind.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-27 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-27 Pub. Date: 2012-11-27
Image Number: 90518
Caption: Some Wal-mart workers went on strike on Black Friday, but few Americans seemed to care. Outta my way! Fair pay. Popcorn makers are 30% off! What if shoppers had the same sense of urgency about inequality? You make how little per hour? What can I do to help you right now? And when workers went on strike, customers stayed home? There were zero purchases made today in the nation's Wal-marts! Sale. Quit daydreaming and sweep the floor! We just had 10,000 people through here! Yes, sir. Poof!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 buy 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86649
Caption: Slowpoke. The O'Reilly Method. Bill O'Reilly had this to say about law student Sandra Fluke, who testified before Congress about her friend needing birth control for ovarian cysts. So let me get this straight, Ms. Fluke … You want me to give you my hard earned money so you can have sex. Since O'Reilly is so concerned about paying for birth control, we at Slowpoke helpfully offer a cheaper alternative. For just $9.95, you can own an audio-recording of O'Reilly's sexual advances, as found in the harassment lawsuit filed against him by a female employee.* O'Reilly's Juiciest Phone Sex Bits. As ready by Henry Kissinger. Works faster than a cold shower ... Almost instantly! I Vonce received a message Een a cabana een Bali, and ze little brown voman vas amazed at ze size of my penis. You should buy a vibrator and name eet. I can show you how to use eet. Who needs an aspirin between the knees when you have this? ... Den I vould take ze other hand vith ze falafel thing and I'd put it on your ... AAGH! That does it! I'm never shtupping again! WARNING: Money saved on contraception may be offset by money spent on therapy. * www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/o reilly.
     
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