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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-28 business tax 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-28 Pub. Date: 2018-01-28
Image Number: 167088
Caption: Hi, I just got a notice that I owe $30k t the city in past freelance taxes. That's right. Because you didn't file as a business between 2007 and 2013. I wasn't a business. I was a reporter for a newspaper. They paid you with a 1099 instead of W-2. That makes you a business. They paid me with a 1099 so they could get away with not giving me benefits, and so they wouldn't have to give me paid time off! That doesn't mean I was running a business! Yes it does. I see you earned less than $100k per year. You wouldn't owe us anything if you filed for an exemption during the years you owed those taxes. You never told me this tax even existed! I'm not gonna pay you $30,000 for a tax I didn't owe just because you never told me I didn't owe it! You're right, sir. If you include the penalties, you're actually gonna pay us $38,000. You're going to make me become a Republican! You know that, right?! There's no special exemption for Republicans.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-23 business tax 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-23 Pub. Date: 2017-04-23
Image Number: 156529
Caption: Hello, you've reached Sisyphus Mortgage. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? I just got an ad saying you specialize in loans for self-employed people. I'm self-employed. I've taken all the tax deductions the law allows, so my income appears to be much smaller than it actually is. Is there any type of loan I'd qualify for? Of course. If you've got 24 months of bank statements that show you can easily afford the monthly payments, you may qualify for a "bank statement loan." I could get you bank statements. Great! ... Oh, one more thing, we also need to see receipts proving that your expenses match your bank accounts. You do? ... O ... K ... I'll see if I can dig those up. Great! ... Oh, one more thing, we'll also need to see your business license. Ryan, how many "one more things" are there? Before I can answer that, I just need one more thing ...
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-09 business tax 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-09 Pub. Date: 2016-10-09
Image Number: 148825
Caption: Hello, you've reached Candorville county. This is Ryan 2.0. How may I hinder you? My son was mistakenly enrolled in Medicaid. I need him off that. Please listen carefully as our options may have changed. To discuss Medicaid eligibility, say "two." To report fraud, say "three." To report child or elder abuse, say "four." Two. To obtain a business license, say "five." "Two." To dispute a county tax lien or inquire about your property tax bill, say "six." "Two." To make a child support payment, say "seven." To send an inmate a care package, say "eight." "Two." I said TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! Just put an actual person on the phone! That option is invalid. To purchase coroner gift shop merchandise, say "nine."
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-09 business tax 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-09 Pub. Date: 2011-10-09
Image Number: 66121
Caption: Dr. Noodle. I earn as much as my brother, and he just bought a house. So I tried to buy one too only to find out I can't, because I'm self-employed. And lenders now won't give a mortgage because all my legitimate business deductions make it look like my income is a lot smaller than it really is. So I have two choices. Give up my business and get a full-time job, or stop taking deductions and owe the IRS $20 grand. Hmmm ... I see. Or I can get a cosigner. Well, it appears our time is up. It's only been two minutes. Speaking of which, how's your credit score?
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-04-28 business tax 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 2008-04-28
Image Number: 23189
Caption: Hello, you've reached 911. Yeh, listen, some dude be chokin' me. Please call back during business hours, Wednesdays through Thursdays. Hull-hullo? This recording has been sponsored by Roscoe's Rib Shack! @#$% tax cuts. Life threatening emergencies sure can make you hungry! Thank goodness for Roscoe's Rib Shack!
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-28 business tax 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-29 Pub. Date: 2005-12-28
Image Number: 12603
Caption: Dawg, it's tough being' a small-business man, L. I got overhead, inventory to manage, and then there's the tax implications: Do I file as a sole proprietor or should I incorporate? Clyde, you sell fake botox outta your trench coat in that alley over that way. Buttox(TM) ain't sellin' like it used to neither, Dawg.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-10 business tax 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-10 Pub. Date: 2005-09-10
Image Number: 11559
Caption: Susan, last night I dreamt I was living in a world where everyone was held accountable for his actions. Politicians who betrayed the American people were punished. The media was punished for focusing on meaningless stuff instead of important stories…
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-05-02 business tax 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-04 Pub. Date: 2005-05-02
Image Number: 10356
Caption: Inflation's everywhere, Susan. It's screwing up my business. My overhead costs are goin' through the roof. What's a small-business owner s'posed ta do?…..
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-04-21 business tax 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-04-21 Pub. Date: 2005-04-21
Image Number: 10254
Caption: Republican Monty Nixton emerges from a coma after 36 years to find his party in complete control of government. Conservative values must have won!….
     
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