Looking for a career? How about being a postman? Lug the mail over hill and dale? Return to sender! The business world? Corporate raid and tax evade? Write it off! You're headed for unemployment! What a way to make my mark! Take that to the bank!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Megacorp Inc. Ironic, isn't it, sir? --- Using a legal pad to plan this sort of thing!