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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-09-09 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-09-09 Pub. Date: 2019-09-09
Image Number: 179463
Caption: First it was lattes, then it was sushi, now it's yoga pants, destroyers of western civilization! A conservative pundit recently dissed them. These are the leggings of moral relativism and bourgeois materialism. Please shut up. Wag wag. Meanwhile, nary a peep about inflexible rich guys in pleated khakis. Actual economic elite. Ow! Pink shirt signals leisure class. Perhaps he's thinking of the great Lululemon siege of Rome in 410 A.D. We shall lay waste to this city, and upon its ruins build our Neoprene temple! But first, let us strike a tree pose. Or maybe it's just coded sexism. Hmm ... How can I feminize my political enemies to make them look weak and fancy? Aha, I've got it. ?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-05-27 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-05-27 Pub. Date: 2019-05-27
Image Number: 177838
Caption: Facebook refuses to take down a reality-warping video of Nancy Pelosi. What if Facebook had existed throughout history? 1863. Ye Great Book of Face. Slavery is ok with me. Lincoln gives Gettysburg Address. 1966. Facebook. Here in Vietnam, U.S. troops are enjoying many victories with no bloodshed whatsoever. Dan Rather: We are winning the war. 1989. Facebook. Ich liebe den eiserner vorhang. Berlin Wall built higher than ever. Facebook. He's got a great personality ... He's a very smart guy ... He loves his people. President praises murderous North Korean dictator. Oh wai, that one is real!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-11 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-11 Pub. Date: 2018-06-11
Image Number: 172289
Caption: Allies of Evil. You'd think a place known as the Great White North would be safe from attacks by Trump. But no. Justin - so dishonest and weak. Also, gravy on fries: Wrong. His supporters quickly fall into line. I hear they have moose-lems up there! Welcome to the New World Order. Enemies. Pre-Trump ally. Free elections. Human rights. Allies. Pre-Trump adversary. Authoritarian tough guy. Kill reporters and dissidents. So how should Canada mend fences? We have nice girls to visit your room, yes? They just consumed six-pack of Molson. Bladder very full. Maybe you build big hotel in Ottawa someday?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-07-25 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-07-25 Pub. Date: 2016-07-25
Image Number: 146672
Caption: Trumping Our Safety. I alone can keep America safe! So you'll do something about the coming climate catastrophe? More coal! Air pollution that caused 200,000 premature deaths a year? Weaklings. You'll stand up to Putin? My buddy! Keep our food and water safe? Have I mentioned I like tacos? Fix our crumbling infrastructure? I'll build a wall! Address the 38,000 traffic deaths a year? People should drive bigger cars! So what will you keep safe from? Haven't you heard? An undocumented immigrant killed a girl!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-07-04 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-07-04 Pub. Date: 2016-07-04
Image Number: 145690
Caption: This summer, protect yourself from the … Xeno Virus! Transmitted via pests … Bzzz! Make America great again! Bzz! It causes acute xenophobia through brain shrinkage … Build the wall! Advanced case: prognosis poor. And paralysis when faced with refugees. I cannot lift a finger to help you. It breeds in watering holes left to fester ... The Blind Boar. Leave. Making many afraid for their offspring. I hope my son never gets infected! Scientists are hopeful, however. These pests seem to be repelled by large numbers of young people voting!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-13 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-13 Pub. Date: 2016-06-13
Image Number: 144771
Caption: Tonight we'll be discussing the Orlando nightclub shootings with Mr. Perkins of the barbaric values coalition. Punditspew. We must ban all Mooslems from entering the U.S! But … the shooter was born here. We will build a time machine to prevent his parents from coming! Okay, a time machine. Maybe we can prevent the Bush administration, 9/11, the Iraq war, and the rise of ISIS ... and have Al Gore as president. That would have been a disaster! So ... what about banning AR-15s? Never! As the bible says, beat our ploughshares into assault weapons! Then go clubbing!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-01-18 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-01-18 Pub. Date: 2016-01-18
Image Number: 138134
Caption: Behind the Scenes at the Trump Girl Group Tryouts. The Authoritaritots. Build a wall, or kill 'em all! Very good. The Propagandettes. No problem under the sun can't be solved with a gun! Thank you, girls! Li'l Brownshirts. Hey hey, it's not mystery! Blood alone moves the wheels of history. Nice Mussolini quote. USA Freedom Kids. Deal from strength or get crushed every time! Actual lyrics. You're hired!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-02 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-02 Pub. Date: 2015-11-02
Image Number: 134868
Caption: Arizona is the first state to put a 12-month lifetime limit on welfare benefits. On year. That's all you get! Does this mean you'll raise the minimum wage so I can actually afford to live? No. An you promise me I won't be laid off again? No. Will you build more low-income housing so I can pay the rent? No. Will you stop shipping jobs overseas? No. How about a New Deal-style public works program? No. I'm not sure what sort of lesson this is supposed to teach me. Self-reliance! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go beg for campaign donations.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-27 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-27 Pub. Date: 2013-05-27
Image Number: 97522
Caption: HEY AMERICANS! Want to see Europe without all that pesky walking? Then take a trip with Mr. and Mrs. P's PRONE VACATIONS! Recliner-Liner. We'll wheel you past the great sites in out mobile sofas equipped with periscopes so you don’t miss a thing! Foot-operated camera. Snack bucket. The built-in entertainment system lets you watch "Get Shorty" while your tour medieval castles! Ha ha! Themed couches are available in some locations! Scandinavia. Germany. Ireland. Guinness. Coming soon ... Mr. and Mrs. P's PRONE HIMALYAN TREKS! Our sherpas will push you up Everest, K2 and Annapurna while YOU relax! Leave the climbing to us! I love this Seinfeld!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-18 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-18 Pub. Date: 2012-06-18
Image Number: 86662
Caption: This summer, send your child to … CAMP AUSTERITY. Our unique sports equipment builds character and a sense of responsibility. Basketball! THUD! TENNIS! Campers will experience the joys of nature in our stump forest. WAAAAH! It's sure to boost confidence! Don't worry about safety - Camp leaders remain nearby, ready to help. Here's to our successful camp! We rock! Camp Austerity: Where LESS is MORE!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-08-29 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-08-29 Pub. Date: 2010-08-29
Image Number: 89893
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, Islamaphobes! Opposed to the mosque in Lower Manhattan? Here are some more things to worry about! Ground Zero is circled by hundreds of Muslim cab drivers every single day! Taxis of evil! Also in Manhattan: the insidious Dr. Oz, a Muslim who uses our cable networks to preach his message of hate! It time to build a BETTER YOU! Speaking of hallowed ground, there are Muslims buried in Arlington National Cemetery! We gotta DIG "EM OUT! And th' atheists, too! Ahmed Nawaz. Lt. US Navy 1983-2005. And sometimes Muslim food is placed dangerously close to an All-American apple pie! Falafel balls: a.k.a. "Terror Patties." USA.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-21 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-21 Pub. Date: 2009-12-21
Image Number: 90479
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2009. Stuff 'n' Things Etcetera. Out of Business. Build-A-Bard Workshop. This space for lease. Hard to believe it's time to buy a present for auntie Perkins again. This mall has certainly seen better days. It's Disposable! One time-use sinks, sofas and ottomans. Please visit out new location online. Almost like it was hit by a Predator drone or something. I'm starting to think we won't find anything. Banana Dystopia Remodeling until 2018. Well, here's one place that's still open. Bank of All Space and Time. Gift-Wrapped Credit Cards: The gift that keeps on giving ... To us! I hope auntie Perkins likes plastic.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-27 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-27 Pub. Date: 2008-10-27
Image Number: 91258
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of pushing for deregulation and no public safety net, Wall Street is now begging to be rescued. AIG. Bear Stearns. Federal Reserve. Lehman Brothers. Meanwhile, you may not be aware of … LESSER-KNOWN BAILOUTS. A run on ringtones meant cellphone users could only download a-ha's "Take On Me." Luckily, the fed stepped in. DO NOT PANIC! We have released 90,000 tones from the national ringtone reserve, including 50 Cent's "Wanksta" and all singles by the Ting Tings. YAY! Math Crisis: Ms. Hamwelder's 6th-period AP Calculus class had complex derivatives spiral out of control. Department of Education. We'll take over from here. The Friedman Freefall: Million of Milton Friedman Books are rendered utterly worthless by the obvious failure of their philosophy. To save the publishing industry, the government buys the books, uses them to build homes for the foreclosed.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86607
Caption: Slowpoke. Perhaps you've seen this email that's been floating around the internet. To all the kids who survived the 1930s-70s: We slept in cribs covered in lead paint … We rode our bikes without helmets … We rode in cars without seat belts, booster seats, or airbags ... Yet these generations produced some of the greatest risk-takers and inventors ever! If you are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS! Share this with others who grew up before the LAWYERS and GOVERNMENT regulated so much of our lives. YEAH! Kids today are sissies! We at Slowpoke would like to add these examples. As a kid, my grandma worked 23 hour days in the knicker factory and slept in a bed made of dung. I'm sure she would have HATED the way the guv'mint tells us what to do now! I've had four kids thrown from a moving vehicle! I've had five! Damn, you win! If there were no speed limit, I'da had six by now! We only give Timmy lead-painted toys from China. They build character. He just loves to suck on his truck. Wal-Mart.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86613
Caption: Slowpoke. Spreadin' the Manure. True: The White House has instructed the Dept. of Agriculture to work praise of Bush's foreign policy into speeches. Actual talking point. Agriculture is the heart and soul of a nation, and its importance should not be underestimated in the Iraqi's efforts to build a strong, self-sustaining democracy. Here are some other possible segueways ... When addressing sheep farmers: We all know there's nothing tastier than a rack of lamb. ... And speaking of Iraq, the President has a clear strategy for victory! Sheep produces of Okiedokie County. When addressing cattle ranchers: The fat veins in a well-marbled slice of beef remind me of rivers ... like the Euphrates and Tigris in Iraq - where, incidentally, the President has a clear strategy for victory! Caution: Try not to get too carried away. When I think of fruits and vegetables, I think of sprouting freedom in the Middle East ... Of land where spuds have replaced scuds ... Of dangling carrots of democracy ... Of the strong moral fiber of our President, who has a clear strategy for victory! Now, back to avocado prices ... Produce growers of Wahoochie County.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86622
Caption: Slowpoke. THE NEW ENERGY BARS. Hey, consumers! Ever noticed there's an energy bar like this one for almost every demographic? Check out these latest niche-marketed treats! LOONA Urban New Age Goddess Bar. Pro-X3 Amino Booster. Metabolic Symmetry. Gross Tanning. Total Body Bar. THIS IS NOT AN IRONY BAR. Irony Bar. Bolton Bar. Diplomacy Free! Bolton Bar. With rabid badger to enhance surliness, and vitamin B complexes for thick, bushy mustache growth. Sloth Bar. Sloth Bar for those who sit. BOOM BAR. Baby's got BAR! The Boom Bar. With built-in subwoofers, it's the only bar with block-rockin' bass! Power-Hungry Bar. Now with Wing Nuts! The RNC. tm. Power-hungry Bar. If you eat another brand, you're with the terrorists.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2002-01-01 build 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2002-01-01 Pub. Date: 2002-01-01
Image Number: 92651
Caption: Slowpoke. Our government is run by people who hate government. What if other professions operated this oxymoronically? All day long these whining, sniveling weaklings come to me asking for help. People don’t need doctors - they should get well on their own! It's time to end "big medicine!" I hate business, so I'm plunging the company into bankruptcy as quickly as possible. "Starve the beast," as they say. CORPOBIZCO, Inc. We at Cloyota TM build out cars with just one wheel because we feel we shouldn't play too large a role in our customers' mobility. Committing a crime, I see. Lucky for you, I don't believe in law enforcement. In fact, I'm a safe-cracker myself. Carry on!
     
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