Today's alpha-lesson is "Become a Vapor." Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire place. Greet people with you arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide-open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory.
What do you have against Edward Snowden? He's a hero for that thing he did that time. I just feel responsible. You know I work at the TSA, right? Well, months ago my gate may have been left unattended for about 35 minutes, while this girl an … um - while I - was in the broom closet. That's when Snowden walked right through with a big briefcase marked "Top Secret." You're right, I shouldn't blame myself. I didn't say anything.