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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
156593 |
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Is your tap water free? Of course, fine sir. So is everything in it: The pollutants and chemicals … the countless microorganisms that cause allergies and grotesque diseases … all of which cost far more money to treat than the cost of bottled water. (Sigh) Fine. One bottle water, please. That'll be $6.99. I'm not sure what's worse: Countless microorganisms of one big greedy macroorganism. I'm done filling all the bottles from the tap, boss.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-06 |
| Image Number: |
156293 |
| Caption: |
The Invention of Bottled Water … I did it! I put water into a bottle! I'll sell it for 3,000 times as much as tap water! He's mad!! Who'd buy that! Crazy dreamer!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-05 |
| Image Number: |
156292 |
| Caption: |
Americans now officially buy more bottled water than soda. Bottled water costs an average of 3,000 times more than tap water. Someone cue the professor … "This is why our enemies hate us!"
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
49108 |
| Caption: |
I never drank bottled water. You're so cutting edge, Nana. You protected the planet before it was hip. Ha! That's a rewrite of history. She's just too cheap to buy what she can get for free! Thrift � the environment's best friend! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
49107 |
| Caption: |
Mom! Bottled water is a total waste! Tap water's free and doesn't clog up landfills with plastic! It's an outrage. We raised her right! True. She doesn't bottle up her emotions! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
49039 |
| Caption: |
No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-06-29 |
| Image Number: |
49038 |
| Caption: |
Please take this leaflet about the ecological dangers of bottled water. Need help? Sure! Hey! Where are you going? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-06-28 |
| Image Number: |
48983 |
| Caption: |
Bottled water? Don't be such a troll! Tap water is as good, without all the waste. Wow, wise sister! You are so insightful! Allow me to correct my shallow behavior. I'll have a soda. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-04-16 |
| Image Number: |
10237 |
| Caption: |
Over the years we have strongly opposed the introduction of commercial advertising, however we have come to a point where we much financial realities. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-17 |
| Image Number: |
149748 |
| Caption: |
I'd like the all-American cheeseburger value meal, please. Jolly Burger. Sorry, mister, our beef's been recalled. Our fry supplier went out of business, and the cola bottlers are on strike. Would you care for an English kipper and some French bottled water?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
146592 |
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$12 for bottled water?! Haven't you been watching the news? America's aging pipes are leaching chemicals into the water that cause horrific illnesses. The entire city of Flint was poisoned by lead, leading to developmental damage in children and probably causing an outbreak of Legionnaires' disease. All bottled water is tested for lead. But ours is special, it's guaranteed to be 100% free of certain other chemicals too. Our bottled water is also 100% free of adamantium, NTH metal, vibranium, kryptonite and dilithium. No other bottled water on the market makes that claim. Just give me a coffee. Regular or guaranteed aniumanium-free? Very bad man. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-11 |
| Image Number: |
138892 |
| Caption: |
Comedy Writer's List of Topics. What's up with: *Politics *Relationships *Dumb people who buy bottled water (crossed out). *Airline food (crossed out). |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Nick Anderson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-05 |
| Image Number: |
138895 |
| Caption: |
High-ranking Michigan officials discuss their water crisis … We're running low on Perrier … |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jen Sorensen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
138473 |
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In Flint, Michigan poor people drank lead-filled water for a year and a half before anything was done. What if … Flint's water problem happened to rich people. Direct line to gov. Hey, my water's brown and stinky! 24 hours later … Pierre's Alpine Fizzy Water. Compliments of the governor while you wait for repairs! Soon ... The gov. Howdy! Water's all fixed! Good work! here's a campaign contribution. I want you to shrink the size of government. Will do! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-13 |
| Image Number: |
128827 |
| Caption: |
Market. Sale. Bottled Water. Improved! Now 25% Wetter! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-10-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-11-14 |
| Image Number: |
40790 |
| Caption: |
We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president … Snap. I shouldn't have sent girls to do a woman's job! Hey! Is that an insult? Eco. Must I do everything? I have so much to learn about the environment. Take our gatorade, too! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-10-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-11-13 |
| Image Number: |
40789 |
| Caption: |
Our team isn't giving up our bottled water. Yeah. 5 17. Eco club. We need to celebrate our wins! We have an old-fashioned eco-alternative! Try it! I like it! I don't. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-10-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-11-12 |
| Image Number: |
40788 |
| Caption: |
The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-10-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
40792 |
| Caption: |
Eco club. We have to get the football team to stop its wasteful consumption of bottled water. But they're so tough! We have an excellent line of arguments. We better. They have an excellent one, too! Their front line. You wanted to see us? 5 18 7. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-10-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-11-10 |
| Image Number: |
40715 |
| Caption: |
It's time the school teams stopped consuming wasteful bottled water. Great! Who'll take on the football players? They're too big! Ok. Field hockey. They've got sticks. Who will you confront? The debate team! I'll take chess! I've got the A/V club. |
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