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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-01-07 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-01-07 Pub. Date: 2019-01-07
Image Number: 175802
Caption: Unlikable. That lady Democratic politician obviously has likability issues. People want someone they can have a beer with, then talk sports with over adjacent urinals. Someone with a little chest hair, and a love of venison jerky. Someone with a deep, booming voice - like a cable news pundit! So, you're saying people who aren't like you are unlikable. You know, I think you have some likability issues.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-18 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-19 Pub. Date: 2013-02-18
Image Number: 93809
Caption: Postal Service Of The Future. Here comes the mailbot! Finally. Remember when mail came six days a week instead of one? Oh yes, before Congress forced PRIVATIZATION … Those were the days! No contracts, not delivery fees, no excess mail charges … Close your eyes! Mail service commencing. Mail Master 8000. BOOM! Letter Lobber 9000. Chomp! ... No piles of ads for other mail services ... Compu-Carrier 9500. Pure Postal! Try Mail-Woo! Zip-e Post. Wiz-Delivery Sack-o-Mail.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-16 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-16 Pub. Date: 2011-11-16
Image Number: 89019
Caption: Slowpoke … And the U.N. has estimated that the planet's 7 billionth person will be born right about … now! Population boom! Wait - this just in! The 7 billionth person-to-be has just issued a statement! NNN. Nattering Noggins News. Speaking from an undisclosed gestation location, she says: "Even a pre-conscious proto-human such as myself knows your world is seriously fubared." Breaking: Angry baby. "I'm not even born yet, and I already have 300 industrial chemicals in my bloodstream, you piggish dolts." "There still probably won't be any jobs two decades from now." Furious fetus! "And if I do land some soul-sucking crap work, all the wealth I create will go to some selfish dipstick making 200 times more than me." "Honestly, why bother? Count me out! Or in, as the case may be. Signed, Baby 7B. Fumin' pre-human. In other news, presidential candidate Herman Cain has suggested that the wealthiest 1% be referred to as "your overlords."
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-31 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-31 Pub. Date: 2011-10-31
Image Number: 89607
Caption: Slowpoke. True: Police departments are starting to buy small aerial drones for surveillance. Could aerial cops be far behind? Drop the beer now! Wh-what the hells is that? Soon, businesses jump on the bandwagon … Did you notice that Fluff-eaze fabric softener is on a 2-for-1 special? Yes, I did. Buff. Meaty Man ... And a right-to-bear-drones movement starts up ... The Founding Fathers believed in my freedom to own a predator drone equipped with hellfire missiles! Boosh! Woo-hoo! But the sudden preponderance of predators frightens some children ... Boom! Boom! It's okay, Tommy. They only kill kids in Pakistan and Afghanistan ... Usually.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-11 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-11 Pub. Date: 2011-06-11
Image Number: 89277
Caption: Slowpoke. The GOP refuses to compromise on the debt ceiling. Give me tax breaks on private jets or give me death! What other threats might be next? Health care for poor children axed until passage of a plastic surgery tax credit. Koff! I must keep my face wrinkle-free, dahling, or America will lose jobs! No more money for air traffic control until billionaire playboys can write off their joyrides into space. Wheee! Ka-boom! Look at all the chaos the democrats have caused! Funding for the coroner's office stops until the local country club can employ slave labor. I hope this standoff ends soon! I have to pay for a caddy and there are corpses all over the course!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-25 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-25 Pub. Date: 2010-07-25
Image Number: 90129
Caption: Slowpoke. WWIII: In It For The Money! With passage of another stimulus bill politically out of the question, Obama settles on an economic fix more palatable to Americans. World War II got us out of the Great Depression. Therefore, tonight I am declaring war on every other nation. The entire country mobilizes for battle. We can do it! Last week I was eating lint in my trailer home. Now I'm making overtime! American forces deploy everywhere. MON DIEU! Nothing personal! I just want a Playstation. And boom times return ... Until we lose. *Sigh* I remember when I had one of these. I wish we just could've passed more stimulus instead ... Shut up and make the phones. iPhone. A Division of Cheng Industries.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-15 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-15 Pub. Date: 2009-06-15
Image Number: 90698
Caption: Slowpoke. Ranger Drooly here! Now that loaded, concealed weapons will be allowed in national parks, you'll need to prepare for vacation … And battle! Check out the latest gear for … The Commando Camper. The Bradley Fighting Tent. Doosh! Surrounded by rifle-wielding yahoos strung out on crystal meth? care them off easily with this lightweight assault dome. Sleeps four. Killer Weenies. From the makers of Napalm s'mores, these hot dogs squirt flesh-dissolving acid! Is that a bear or a fellow camper? Better safe than sorry! Zing! Warning: Do not eat killer weenie. Exploding Decoy Children. 1. An animatronic decoy child filled with TNT is the last thing the bad guys will ever expect! 2. BOOM! Available in 12 ethnicities! Get in the spirit with Death Metal Campfire Songs. Bodies are bursting apart volcanic eruption of guts exploding cadavers bring forth a bloodbath to torment all life.* *Actual lyrics by Cannibal Corpse. "Because it's not a family vacation - it's war."
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-05-25 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-05-25 Pub. Date: 2009-05-25
Image Number: 91017
Caption: Slowpoke. Killer Stocks. Some investment firms still refuse to divest from Petrochina. Whose parent company funds genocide in Sudan. Indeed, some market absolutists are livid. Who knows what JIHAD they'll embark on next? Talking about Darfur? Nope! Actual comment by an opponent of divestment campaigns. How can we help these people see the connection between MONEY and MURDER? Vanguard. Total holdings: 2. By replacing the zeros on their account statements with decapitated heads of Darfuris? Or maybe they would only come to their senses if they discovered they were investing in THEIR OWN destruction. Oblivion Hills Gated Community. Militiacorp. Rrrrr ... Well, well! This Militiacorp stock I bought has performed very nicely! BOOM! What was that?
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 92336
Caption: Slowpoke. The future's so bright I gotta wear shades. In the '50s, people imagined that technology would lead to a three-hour workday. Thanks to the new, super-powerful mainframes, there's more time for calypso music and highballs. The butbot. Instead, it has brought us the round-the-clock workday! Yet while productivity has soared ... ... And the balloon man tasered the evil princess ... Text text text! Where the hell is that data on the Fothergill account? Wages have been stagnant. I need that report asap! Bling! That's funny. I'm making the same amount I did when I had a life. Salt 'n' Noodles. Workers of America, if new technology means doing more for less, then it's time to embrace old technology! Blow up that Blackberry! Boom! Smash that cellphone! Crunch! Roll out that Commodore 64! "Or better yet ... An abacus!" Thompson, your a week behind on those numbers. What in God's name are you doing?! Counting beads, sir. Hey, you get what you pay for!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86619
Caption: Slowpoke. Since we seem to be living in a new dark age, perhaps it’s time for … A Marketing Plan for the Enlightenment. There'd be the reason blimp … Reason Fever - Catch it! Celebrity endorsements … I'm Drooly Julie. Whenever I'm deciding how to pursue some buff young stud, I use LOGIC! tm. Product placement in movies ... Darling, when I saw your Wikipedia entry on the Horsehead nebula, I knew I had to have you. Fast food tie-ins ... Hey kids! Try McSnottle's new Bill Nye the science Guy Happy Meal featuring the Big Bang Burger. BOOM! BOOM Science is fun! BOOM! ... And Nascar sponsorship! The Enlightening Rod. Ben Franklin. "Those who can make you believe the absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86622
Caption: Slowpoke. THE NEW ENERGY BARS. Hey, consumers! Ever noticed there's an energy bar like this one for almost every demographic? Check out these latest niche-marketed treats! LOONA Urban New Age Goddess Bar. Pro-X3 Amino Booster. Metabolic Symmetry. Gross Tanning. Total Body Bar. THIS IS NOT AN IRONY BAR. Irony Bar. Bolton Bar. Diplomacy Free! Bolton Bar. With rabid badger to enhance surliness, and vitamin B complexes for thick, bushy mustache growth. Sloth Bar. Sloth Bar for those who sit. BOOM BAR. Baby's got BAR! The Boom Bar. With built-in subwoofers, it's the only bar with block-rockin' bass! Power-Hungry Bar. Now with Wing Nuts! The RNC. tm. Power-hungry Bar. If you eat another brand, you're with the terrorists.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 boom 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92660
Caption: Slowpoke. Foxnews.com commentator Steven Milloy knows the REAL motivation behind global warming disaster flick "The Day After Tomorrow." The movie's unmistakable purpose is to scare us into submitting to the Greens' AGENDA: Domination of society through control of energy resources!* *Actual quote. Yes, it's true! All the world's climatologists, birdwatchers, and recyclers secretly belong to the Khmer Vert - A bloodthirsty cabal driven by a ruthless lust for power! TIME TO KILL! University of Oregon Environmental Science Dept. 500 LB. flax seed bomb. RFV (Recumbent Fighting Vehicle.) Organic Pear Launcher. FOOM! Their shady leader, know only as "The Supreme Conifer," would issue harsh decrees to the populace. With your tracking collars, we will know whether you go to tonight's John Denver Tribute Concert! You MUST attend ... Or DIE! If they aren't stopped, the Khmer Vert will go on to invade Holland in order to seize its windmills. BOOM! No blood for wind. We wouldn't want THAT to happen, would we?
     
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