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Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-23 |
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2019-08-23 |
| Image Number: |
179005 |
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Drug Test Week. Mike, you're pregnant? Of course not. I got a clean sample from a friend. What're you going to do? What else can I do? After me? Really??? Yep. Baby Names.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-24 |
| Image Number: |
176198 |
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What're you doing? Working on my novel. But I'm stuck … Dante trained dragons. He was said to be the greatest dragon trainer in the land. Wham! He was a professional. But one day a terrible illness befell Dante. His doctors were confounded because he got no better or worse. He simply lingered. And lingered. Days turned into weeks, weeks into months, months into years. Dante lingered so long his doctors died. Even his dragon died. Still Dante lingered. It's hard to know when to kill your pro-dragonist ...
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
175387 |
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A vegan cookbook??? Thanks pigeons!!! Vegan cooking. I can't wait to use it … A vegan cookbook??? Thanks Keykat!!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-09 |
| Image Number: |
171970 |
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What-a-ya-call-it … If Moby-Dick swallowed the Jonas Brothers? Jonas in the Whale!! Shoot me now …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-02 |
| Image Number: |
165338 |
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Kids Books. Look - a display promoting a new children's book by Katie Couric - Bz-z-z-zz-zzz-z-z-zzzz. Sorry. I'm a real children's book writer. There's not a court in America that'll convict you.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-01 |
| Image Number: |
165337 |
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Have you got any children's books written by celebrities? No, but we have celebrity biographies written by adults who write like children … You answer vaporized her. Three more and - Hello Bahamas! Zot!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-30 |
| Image Number: |
165336 |
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Children's books by celebrity authors? Really? If Keith Richards can write a children's book, so can I! Ok. But, you're going to need a bottle of fermented apple juice and a carton of candy cigarettes.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-29 |
| Image Number: |
165335 |
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"If you've ever hopped on pop … you just might be a pop hopper." Another celebrity kids' book author? Jeff Foxworthy is plagiarizing Dr. Seuss.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-28 |
| Image Number: |
165334 |
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Who told this celebrity she could write kids' books? She should stick to making movies … This book's so bad, my eyeballs are going to fall out of my head. Seen her movies?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-27 |
| Image Number: |
165333 |
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What do Madonna, Kelly Clarkson and Sting have in common? They're all attention-starved fame junkies? No. They've all written children's book … So I was right.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-21 |
| Image Number: |
163842 |
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Keykat lady wants me to wear this leash. Wear a leash? Wear a leash where? Every where? In a chair? On your bare derriere? Do you dare? It's not fair! Not a Seuss fan, I see …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-30 |
| Image Number: |
160072 |
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I've figured out the secret to getting published. What is it? I'm going to write a "Diary of" book. Like "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"? Yeah - or "Diary of a Mad Housewife" or "Diary of a Mad Black Woman." What's your diary about? A hot dog. 50 200 100. A hot dog??? Yeah. It's a coming of age story about a young girl hot dog during World War Two ... Please don't say - "Diary of a Frank named Anne." That is so not kosher.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-22 |
| Image Number: |
156833 |
| Caption: |
Hey Minnie, want some help on your comic book? "Idiot Man"? Sure … What if "Idiot Man" has some cool super power like - Flying? Laser vision? Slam! Invisibility? - Or night vision.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-20 |
| Image Number: |
156831 |
| Caption: |
Hey Minnie, want some help on your comic book? "Idiot Man"? Sure … What if "Idiot Man" has some cool super power like - Flying? Laser vision? Slam! Invisibility? - Or night vision.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-19 |
| Image Number: |
156830 |
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"Idiot Man"??? Your comic book super hero is named "idiot man"?? Glug! Glug! Glug! Spew! Where'd you come up with that? I write what I knew … Milk.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-18 |
| Image Number: |
156829 |
| Caption: |
Minnie, what's the name of your comic book super hero? "Idiot Man". That's a weird title. What's his super power? Sluuurp!! His super-human obliviousness … Why don't more people suck soup through a straw?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
156828 |
| Caption: |
What're you doing, Minnie? I'm writing a comic book. Ding! Oh yeah? What's it called? Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! "The Adventures of Idiot Man". Hot Pockets should come with a warning.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-05 |
| Image Number: |
154336 |
| Caption: |
New novel? Yeah … but it needs a title. All the men in town loved Wanda. They loved Wanda so much, a dance was made in her honor. It was called "The Wanda" and all the men danced it through the countryside … But some of the men became disoriented, dizzy and confused, and many of them never returned. But to everyone's relief, a lucky few finally found their way back to town. How about this title - "Somebody stop me from writing this drivel." Not bad, but I prefer - "Not all those who Wanda are lost."
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-17 |
| Image Number: |
151998 |
| Caption: |
"Things successful people do before bed - number six … they always get enough - sleep." Brrring!!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-16 |
| Image Number: |
151997 |
| Caption: |
"Things successful people do before bed - They make to-do lists. 1. Start composting. 2. Wear socks. 3. Learn Mandarin. That's not a "to-do" list, it's a "ta-dah!!" list … and you hate bluegrass music.
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