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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-12-12 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-12-12 Pub. Date: 2019-12-12
Image Number: 180768
Caption: 1982. What do you want to be when you grow up, Lemont? I want to be a factory worker. Then I could wear overalls and join a union and live in a big house in a small town and win the heart of a pretty girl. Papa says I'm a pretty girl. Yeah, but your dad's not rich and snobby and he'd probably approve of me. Life doesn't have to be like the movies. I just think it'd be cool to be the boy from the wrong side of the tracks to someone.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-21 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-21 Pub. Date: 2019-09-21
Image Number: 179503
Caption: You don't need a woman, Big L. You smart. You work hard. You honest. You a good man. You can raise your son on your own. That's not why I'm desperately looking for a woman! Maybe not honest.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-20 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-20 Pub. Date: 2019-09-20
Image Number: 179502
Caption: She blew it, Clyde. Who blew what? What are you talking about, Big L? The whole reason I thought about dating Susan was because I thought maybe she and I would be compatible … so I tested her. I asked her out in Klingon, and she didn't have any idea what I said. I blew it. Your standards is too high ... or low ... or something.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-19 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-19 Pub. Date: 2018-01-19
Image Number: 167359
Caption: Oh, you got a big date tonight? Glad you came in. I could do somethin' for you. I could tell you ain't no haircut in the world gonna make a woman like you. If she like you, she like you. In fact, only thing a woman like more than a man who's all put together is a man she can put together. I don't think we like the same type of woman. Women like a scar, too. I could give you one. That'd be extra. (Originally published on 2016-01-01).
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-15 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-15 Pub. Date: 2017-11-15
Image Number: 164872
Caption: So … Lemont … where's that "Vancouver"? For a "girlfriend," she sure isn't around much. She's on a big book tour. Her book's been translated into 23 languages, so her tour's taking her everywhere. You don't seem to like her much. That's you imagination. She's lovely. Oh. Well, anyway, that's why I don't see her much. Right now she's in Djibouti to start the Africa leg of her tour. (Sigh) That old excuse.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-27 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-27 Pub. Date: 2017-05-27
Image Number: 158345
Caption: I knew it was only a matter of time till you called me, babe. I called you by accident. Call it fate … call it kismet … call it lokomaika'i … Is that Hawaiian for "accident"? It was only a matter of time till you realized that those other women were really no big deal after all. Phil Anders. Listen to me. I. Called. You. By. Accident. I butt-dialed you. Give us a kiss.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-24 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-24 Pub. Date: 2017-01-24
Image Number: 153702
Caption: 1982. What do you want to be when you grow up, Lemont? I want to be a factory worker. Then I could wear overalls and join a union and live in a big house in a small town and win the heart of a pretty girl. Papa says I'm a pretty girl. Yeah, but your dad's not rich and snobby and he'd probably approve of me. Life doesn't have to be like the movies. I just think it'd be cool to be the "boy from the wrong side of the tracks" to someone.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-17 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-17 Pub. Date: 2016-07-17
Image Number: 145280
Caption: Have you ever fallen madly in love with someone, Clyde? No such thing as that, bruh. What do you mean? Ain't no "falling." Love is a choice. You control it, Big L, the way you control a pit bull, or the IRS … or the weather. What you phone say the weather be right now, Big L? 106 degrees. The weather be what you want it to be, bruh. What kinda punk-!@$* let a phone tell him how to dress? Good talk, Clyde.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-17 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-17 Pub. Date: 2016-04-17
Image Number: 141571
Caption: I'm so happy, doc. I think I'm falling madly in love with an Israeli women I met in Turkey. Dr. Noodle. That's interesting. Just last month, you were still in love with Kelly. And the month before that, you were in love with Marie. And two months before that, it was Sharquisha. You're constantly falling in and out of love. Out? Who said anything about "out"? I still love every woman I've ever loved. With all my heart and soul. With the intensity of the big bang itself. You don't like seeing things end, do you? I've Facebook friended everyone I've ever met.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-10 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-10 Pub. Date: 2016-02-10
Image Number: 138873
Caption: Y'know what the thing be about Youtube, Big L? If you upload secret video you took of the worst double date in history, you can get 7 million views in just a few hours. But if you drop a music video you been workin' on for weeks, you get just a fraction of that. You recorded me on my date?! You uploaded it to Youtube?! We talkin' about my music video now. You've ruined my life, Clyde. Erethang ain't always about you, bruh.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-09 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-09 Pub. Date: 2016-02-09
Image Number: 138872
Caption: You ain't thanked me for watchin' your baby boy while you was on your date, Big L. Oh, I didn't? Maybe that's because I came home, he asked how my "booty call" went. Where would he learn such a phrase, Clyde? He's two! Most fellas woulda just turned on Sesame Street. I gave the boy vocabulary lessons. Not thanking you.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-24 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-24 Pub. Date: 2016-01-24
Image Number: 137727
Caption: I told my wife all about us, Jenny, and she left me. That means we can finally be together, like we wanted. All the things we dreamed about over Facebook can finally come true. We can finally take that long walk along the beach … make love under the night sky on a bed of roses ... dress like big teddy bears and mud-wrestle ... All the beautiful things that we alone dared to dream are finally about to happen, Jenny. No ... this isn't Robert ... No ... this isn't Sam ... Jenny, are you joking with m -- No, this isn't Randy ...
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-01 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-01 Pub. Date: 2016-01-01
Image Number: 137117
Caption: Oh, you got a big date tonight? Glad you came in. I could do somethin' for you. I could tell you ain't no haircut in the world gonna make a woman like you. If she like you, she like you. In fact, only thing a woman like more than a man who's all put together is a man she can put together. I don't think we like the same type of woman. Women like a scar, too. I could give you one. That'd be extra.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-10 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-10 Pub. Date: 2015-12-10
Image Number: 136222
Caption: I took your advice. I'm going on a double date next week. Susan and her allegedly perfect man vs. me and my lady friend from Vancouver. Yeh this gon' turn out real well. Did you just hear what you said, Big L? That guy can't be perfect. Vancouver is perfect. There can be only one perfect. I'ma sell tickets to this.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-02 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-02 Pub. Date: 2014-09-02
Image Number: 115918
Caption: How's my WHAT? Your girlfriend. You know, the one you treat like she doesn’t exist except when you want her to. Sometimes I have no idea what you talkin' about. Imani. Your woman's name is Imani. Sound like a made-up name, Big L.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-19 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-19 Pub. Date: 2013-01-19
Image Number: 92334
Caption: You don’t need a woman, Big L. You smart. You work hard. You honest. You a good man. You can raise your son on your own. That's not why I'm desperately looking for a woman! Maybe not "honest."
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-18 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-18 Pub. Date: 2013-01-18
Image Number: 92333
Caption: She blew it, Clyde. Who blew what? What are you talking about, Big L? Thug 4 Life. The whole reason I thought about dating Susan was because I thought maybe she and I would be compatible. … So I tested her. I asked her out in Klingon, and she didn’t have any idea what I said. Thug 4 Life. I blew it. Your standards is too high. ... Or low. ... Or something. Thug 4 Life.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-19 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-19 Pub. Date: 2012-06-19
Image Number: 82201
Caption: How's my WHAT? Your girlfriend. You know, the one who you treat like she doesn’t exist except when you want her to. Sometimes I have no idea what you talkin' about. Thug 4 Life. Imani. Your woman's name is Imani. Sound like a made-up name, Big L.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-20 big date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-20 Pub. Date: 2012-04-20
Image Number: 79551
Caption: I don’t know why, but most of the guys who write to me on date-a-dude.com turn out to be really big. Tell them your name's "Jenny Craig" and they'll leave you alone. Fat jokes are mean, Lemont. It's only mean to joke about people who're different. Everyone's fat now, so it's ok.
     
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