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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-22 |
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2019-11-22 |
| Image Number: |
180495 |
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Randy, the Christmas ghosts have me thinking. I feel conflicted. My stinginess has long-term implications for our economic stability. If we create huge income disparity, then we might someday face a revolution that will undo us all. On the other hand, I should be able to afford weapons to decimate the poor, unwashed rebels. Oh, conflict. Gotta get better ghosts.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-21 |
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2019-11-21 |
| Image Number: |
180494 |
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Gotta talk. You look shaken. I was visited by Christmas ghosts who warned me about the dangers of my frugal ways. I've got to change. I've got to figure out a way to hide my behavior from ghosts. I'll give you a nickel to fashion me a costume. Armstrong 1, Ghosts 0.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-20 |
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2019-11-20 |
| Image Number: |
180493 |
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I'm the ghost of Christmas future. Can you predict stock market fluctuations? I can show you what happens when the rich get richer. Indeed, you will amass a great fortune, but … look … Kill the rich guy! Revolution! And that, children, is the story of income gap instability. Snooze.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-19 |
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2019-11-19 |
| Image Number: |
180492 |
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Armstrong, you have been a terrible Scrooge and it has hurt many lives. Look: May I have my first cost of living wage increase in a decade? Next decade. Despair. I can't afford to upgrade my iPhone. Mistake. Who cued up the tale of Tiny Rudy?! Show me more despair.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-18 |
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2019-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
180437 |
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Last week, stingy café owner Armstrong Maynard was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past. (We know it's early, but the ghost was booked). Our story continues … Lemme guess, Ghost of Christmas Present? Yep. Cough cough. You're a smoker? What, I don't get enough grief from Ghost of Christmas Future? Cigarettes kills you. Wise up. Cut it out! I'm haunting you!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-11-17 |
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2019-11-17 |
| Image Number: |
180337 |
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Do you feel tired at night or groggy when you wake up in the morning? Do you feel full after meals? Does persistent loud noise give you headaches?! You might well be suffering PNS. Perfectly normal syndrome is nothing to take lightly. But there is a cure. Call now and receive two bottles of placebo pills for the low, low price of $19.99. Don't delay. Failure to act could leave you groggy, feeling full, frightened after horror films. Side effects of placebo include blindness and diarrhea.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-16 |
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2019-11-16 |
| Image Number: |
180343 |
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Ghost of Christmas Past, are you saying my frugality over the years has actually hurt the cause of unfettered capitalism? Yep. Every time you cheated someone, you prompted that person to favor regulation. Scrooge, your cheapskate tactics have backfired! Is this the kind of screwup that can lead to a book contract? Oh, stop it. To be continued ...
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-15 |
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2019-11-15 |
| Image Number: |
180342 |
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Ghost of Christmas Past, I'm proud of my frugality. So get lost. One more thing to show you. You remember when you were a boy and lent lunch money to a classmate at 25 percent interest? This is what happened to that classmate. It's just a picture of Dennis Kucinich. I created a Socialist? There's more. Cue up the photo of AOC,
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-14 |
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2019-11-14 |
| Image Number: |
180341 |
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Travel back with me to see the damage your extreme frugality was wrought. I'll loan you lunch money at 15 percent. What's percent? Oh dear. There's still time to change. You're right. That desperate kid would've paid at least 20 percent.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-13 |
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2019-11-13 |
| Image Number: |
180340 |
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You're really the Ghost of Christmas Past? In the flesh, so to speak. Bit early this year. Thrilling! Pardon? Since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of being considered frugal enough to get a visit from you. Will you tour me through my cheapest moments?! Tough case, this one.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-12 |
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2019-11-12 |
| Image Number: |
180339 |
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Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-11 |
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2019-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
180338 |
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Armstrong Maynard, waaaake uuuuup!!! Waaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuppp!!! Give me a break. Heavy sleepers are absolutely the worst part of the haunting business. Bang on a pot!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-10 |
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2019-11-10 |
| Image Number: |
180290 |
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Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death! The news channels love the first storm of the year. I want to caution viewers not to panic.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-11-09 |
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2019-11-09 |
| Image Number: |
180291 |
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Being a federal regulator stinks. I'm supposed to police false advertising claims and keep consumers safe. But I have no resources and I'm decried as a bumbling, interfering government bureaucrat. Try our new anti-aging tea. It includes nutrients taken from the local soil proven to reduce stress, cure all disease and heal broken hearts. I'll take two, and the list of side effects in the fine print. Doesn't work. Can cause death.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-11-07 |
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2019-11-07 |
| Image Number: |
180268 |
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Your negative calorie vitamin water does not cause weight loss. That's false advertising. So you say: House of Java.net Cybercafe. Here's what I say I'm a small American businessman trying to make a living amid brutal economic times only to be rousted from my home by strong-armed federal regulators who hate liberty. Oh stop it. You look like Stalin. Call CNN.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-11-06 |
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2019-11-06 |
| Image Number: |
180255 |
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Sir, do you claim your new vitamin water has negative calories? Weight loss guaranteed. Want some? Just an explanation of how it works. You drink it, you lose weight. Simple. Also, you have to drink it while jogging or exercising vigorously for at least 30 minutes. Does it work for regulators from the Federal Trade Commission? Run away.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-05 |
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2019-11-05 |
| Image Number: |
180235 |
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I present my greatest invention: Vitamin water that actually has negative calories! What's the catch? None. All you have to do to lose weight is drink my negative calorie vitamin water while jogging on the treadmill. Any other inane questions? Does it have vitamins in it? Isn't water a vitamin?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-04 |
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2019-11-04 |
| Image Number: |
180232 |
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Negative calories! What? I present my latest and greatest innovation - Negative calorie vitamin water. This café will break new ground with bottle vitamin water that actually causes people to lose weight while drinking! What's the catch? Catch? This question shocks and hurts me! What's the catch?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-03 |
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2019-11-03 |
| Image Number: |
180124 |
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Essential conundrum: Until I've had morning coffee, I lack the strength to order or even open my mouth. Get me the intravenous kit.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-02 |
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2019-11-02 |
| Image Number: |
180130 |
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Is the key to life great self-awareness or pursuit of external truth? You're probably right. Self-awareness in pursuit of external truth.
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