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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-19 |
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2020-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
181285 |
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Dear Sadie, You have such an outstanding figure. What do you do to keep in shape? - Hirsch Goldberg. *Actual reader letter. This is a highly personal and offensive question. But, I am flattered by the appreciation for my matronly figure and full bosom. And so I will let America in on the secret to my beauty. BRING OUT THE CONTRAPTION! Introducing the Sadiesizer. Armpit cooling jets. Electronic Do not use underwater. Purell sanitizer coating. Hip sequester. Rear-end coiffer. Belly extender. For sleek intimidation. Bosom fluffer. Military grade. Plus, I eat only fried ice cream and waffles. So I don't just look good, I smell sexy. send Sadie a question at asksadieshow@gmail.com
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-18 |
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2020-01-18 |
| Image Number: |
181291 |
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For years you've been having clandestine arguments with Beetle Bailey, Dagwood, Hagar, Mike Doonesbury?! How'd you find out? How?! You wanted to get caught! I found your exchanges just lying there! Dozens of long-form letters. Heartbreaking exchanges where you argue with them with the very passion I thought belonged only to us! Dear Mike, you're a lousy @#$% dirtbag. I loathe you more than Mort! I needed a connection.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-17 |
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2020-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
181290 |
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For years you've been having clandestine arguments with Beetle Bailey, Dagwood, Hagar, Mike Doonesbury?! How'd you find out? How?! You wanted to get caught! I found your exchanges just lying there! Dozens of long-form letters. Heartbreaking exchanges where you argue with them with the very passion I thought belonged only to us! Dear Mike, you're a lousy @#$% dirtbag. I loathe you more than Mort! I needed a connection.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-16 |
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2020-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
181289 |
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You cheated on me with a dozen other characters! I can't believe you made whoopie with Beetle Bailey! Whoopie? I did nothing of the sort. All we did, if you must know, was have arguments. I needed a little extra tension on the side. That's worse! Arguing is our most intimate act! It was just casual fighting! My heart wasn't in the disagreements!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-15 |
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2020-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
181288 |
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So Sadie was cheating on Mort? With who? Was it McCain? She loved him. Different military guy. Beetle Bailey. The cartoon characters? And Hagar the Horrible. And others! It's disgusting! To say nothing of the major cross-licensing issues. I'll never be able to look at Dagwood the same way again.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-01-14 |
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2020-01-14 |
| Image Number: |
181287 |
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Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Ohmygosh! What? What? Is a Kardashian here? Major scandal. Epic proportions. Infidelity of the highest order. Sadie Cohen has been cheating on Uncle Mort. Can you believe it? Sadie! The very image of perfection revealed as a fraud! She's not the image of perfection. Stick with me. This is for narrative purposes. Oh, fine. No way! But she's so perfect!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-13 |
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2020-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
181286 |
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It's … a … private … matter … zzzzz. The most salacious scandal ever to befall the Rudy Park enterprise. Hint: Taller and filthier than any tiger tale. Stay tuned …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
181134 |
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Thank you for calling airline miles Visa, Mr. Taylor. How can I help you today. I'd like to book ma flight. No problem. I see you've accrued 40,000 points on your Visa - enough to travel anywhere in the U.S. on a Thursday. Thursday? Right. Any Thursday in May. The other days and months are blacked out. Of course, then I have a similar policy. Pardon? Ahem. I will only use my awards card on Thursdays in May. The rest of the days and months are blacked out! You understand you can't win. Somehow I've got to start paying with cash.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-11 |
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2020-01-11 |
| Image Number: |
181140 |
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Day two of my political diet. I haven't watched FOX, or MSNBC. I haven't read the news pages of the paper. Scribble scribble scribble scribble scrib - I also haven't had any sweats, or racing hearts or hives. Write write write write scribble write. So I can probably start watching Hannity again tomorrow! Absolutely not. Doctor's orders!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-01-10 |
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2020-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
181139 |
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Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-09 |
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2020-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
181138 |
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I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-01-08 |
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2020-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
181137 |
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Mr. Park, I'm afraid you've got EPS. I'm not familiar.. Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. What's that? Sean Hannity made an interesting point last night. I'll kill that terrorist!!! Very severe case. Heart pounding, sweating, hives …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-01-07 |
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2020-01-07 |
| Image Number: |
181136 |
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Doc, I've been having these heart palpitations, sweats, hives, and … and what? Being here has me thinking: We really need universal health care. What about the poor? The indigent?! The Republicans are ruining my life! See: Heart racing, sweats, hives … Very interesting. Clinic.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-01-06 |
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2020-01-06 |
| Image Number: |
181135 |
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Heart palpitations. What? I've got sweaty palms, weak knees, aches, dizzy, warm brow … If you're sick keep your distance! Thanks for the sympathy, lovebird. Leper!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-05 |
| Image Number: |
181042 |
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The fad herald cometh. He's so righteous. Hear ye: The following are in: Stories about vampires, televised sports, reality shows based around extremely fertile women. The following are out: Big government, expensive coffee drinks, texting while driving, and one other important thing ... Rudely yelling at people in positions of authority. You lie! In rare instances, the herald includes a highly personal view. You lie! No, you lie! Liar!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-04 |
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2020-01-04 |
| Image Number: |
181041 |
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I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-03 |
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2020-01-03 |
| Image Number: |
181040 |
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Lemme ask you something: Do you care about the quality of information you get? How's you mean? You want professional journalists covering events? If so, you've got to pay them. Bloggers sitting in their jammies at home can't get you the facts from Istanbul. You look extremely bored. You've got a weird hangup with facts.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-02 |
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2020-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
181039 |
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So you've lost your journalism job. Yep and my freelance contracts. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Free distribution of information is driving publishers out of business. I can't compete against thousands of free blogs. Twenty years I spent learning to be a professional journalist and I'm a dinosaur. What'd you say? I was reading Gawker. Shoot me.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
181038 |
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Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-31 |
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2019-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
181037 |
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It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.
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