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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-16 |
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2019-09-16 |
| Image Number: |
179406 |
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Hello, Mr. Maynard. Mr. Lark. How have you been of late? Fine, not-withstanding our oppressive tax-and-spend government. Your polite but fiery temperament inspires me, Mr. Maynard. And yours Mr. Lark.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-14 |
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2019-09-14 |
| Image Number: |
179316 |
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I had the craziest dream that you were pregnant with 15 kids and I was the father. Surprise. It wasn't a dream. But this is a dream. So technically you dreamed my pregnancy then dreamed it was all a dream. So confused …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-13 |
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2019-09-13 |
| Image Number: |
179315 |
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Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-12 |
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2019-09-12 |
| Image Number: |
179314 |
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We need to do an intervention for Rudy. Oh dear. Is he using drugs? Is it coca leaves? Or snuff? Morphine? I knew a guy who did sodium rhodanate in the '30s. Terrible! It's apps. Rudy's addicted to virtual iPhone apps! I am so behind and will never catch up.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-11 |
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2019-09-11 |
| Image Number: |
179313 |
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I'm not giving you a raise to support your iPhone app habit. Hold that thought. Playing a new game where I move the phone around to carve the perfect dessert. It's called App Pie. You're humiliating all of us - by which I mean the whole planet. High pie score!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-10 |
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2019-09-10 |
| Image Number: |
179312 |
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I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're … Splash! Aaaargh! App that makes the sound of alligators eating villagers. Kinda cool.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-09 |
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2019-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
179311 |
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One hundred and seventeen. Lemme guess. That's the number of women who have rejected you today because you're a tech geek. You wish. It's the number of apps I've downloaded onto my iPhone! This took a bad turn. Worked out better than I'd hoped.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-08 |
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2019-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
179310 |
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Prepare for the fad herald. If only he'd be my Facebook friend. Today, a special announcement. Special announcement? Hubbub hubbub hubbub. I speak to you today of Twitter. We have an unusual split decision with regard to a strange concept with a captivating name. Hear ye: The brand name Twitter is: In. But actually using the service is: Out. You may commence with not bothering to tweet or learn anything more about it. So declared. Free @last.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-07 |
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2019-09-07 |
| Image Number: |
179231 |
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Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-06 |
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2019-09-06 |
| Image Number: |
179230 |
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If we don't like the same movies, maybe we don't belong together. Reasonable people can disagree. I disagree. See what I mean? No. I disagree. Your movie choices make you unreasonable and worthless. I disagree. Stop it. You're so wrong! So you concede.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-05 |
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2019-09-05 |
| Image Number: |
179229 |
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With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper. My client merely wishes to withhold nookie. Objection!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-04 |
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2019-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
179228 |
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Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-03 |
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2019-09-03 |
| Image Number: |
179227 |
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A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-09-02 |
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2019-09-02 |
| Image Number: |
179226 |
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A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-01 |
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2019-09-01 |
| Image Number: |
179225 |
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Hear the stunning reviews for Boneyard Death Killers. It's one of the greatest movies in a generation. That's according to movieblogreview.com. What's that place? Boneyard chills, thrills and packs an emotional wallop says flickreviewblogspot. It's Friday the 13th meets Caddyshack meets Streetcar Named Desire, according to joereviewsmovies.com. Awesome dlite gr8 dialog 2 says movietwittergal. I loved this film! Reports I-get-free-stuff-from-studios-reviewer.com.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-31 |
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2019-08-31 |
| Image Number: |
179123 |
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Rudy, let's work together. Forget it. I'm a citizen journalist -- A lone wolf. I'll give you $15 per blog post plus bonuses based on how much traffic your stories attract. Nope. I'll let you cover Apple and you can get a discount iPod when you review the new product. Welcome to the big leagues. Welcome to the big leagues.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-30 |
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2019-08-30 |
| Image Number: |
179122 |
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Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need … What are the words I'm looking for … House of Java.net Cybercafe. Less competition and profitable business model. I'm bored. Say something filthy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-29 |
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2019-08-29 |
| Image Number: |
179121 |
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Very interesting development. What's that? Rudy's become a citizen journalist and upset the traditional media, as embodied by our own Mary Popmedia. Name-calling has ensued. This just in: Traditional media stinks! Extra: Citizen journalists stink worse!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-28 |
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2019-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
179120 |
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Professional journalists aren't the only ones qualified to cover stories. I understand about ethics and protecting sources and checking facts. Why are you using quotation marks? Press. I know how to get accurate quotes. Do you know about libel?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-27 |
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2019-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
179119 |
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You citizen journalists are destroying professional media. What makes you the authority? I've been at it for years. I understand the subtle distinctions reporting requires. Press. Such as? Do you know the difference between a regular flu and a potential pandemic that will kill all mankind? Um ... There is not difference! I can learn this stuff.
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