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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-18 |
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2019-07-18 |
| Image Number: |
178590 |
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Can I join Tightwads United? If you can pass the test. In a dumpster behind a restaurant, you find a quarter tuna sandwich soiled with coffee grinds and stuck with tape. Gross. Am I in? Denied.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-17 |
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2019-07-17 |
| Image Number: |
178589 |
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Rudy I'd like you to meet Tom, a member of Tightwads United. Wow. Sir. I dug this up at a ceremony. Awesome! Behold, the deceased's dentures.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-16 |
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2019-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
178588 |
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You belong to a tightwad club? Our time has come. For years we met in private, shunned by society. Thanks to the economy, we're hip. We can celebrate our frugality in front of the whole world! Bad time to ask for a raise. I am chinchy, hear me roar!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-15 |
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2019-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
178587 |
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You look terrible. Thank you. Tonight I'm hosting my hobbyist club. Tightwads United. Do I smell rancid fish? I made appetizers.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-14 |
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2019-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
178557 |
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… and that's how I learned that the name of the killer is … enjoy Coca Cola … Nnnoooooooo. Is it intelligent life? Just the opposite. NASA. Another digital televisions recorder stopped recording right before the end of a show. It's how the world will end.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-13 |
| Image Number: |
178477 |
| Caption: |
Looking 4 work. Looking for CEO golden parachute.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-12 |
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2019-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
178476 |
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Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-11 |
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2019-07-11 |
| Image Number: |
178475 |
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I just looked at our books. We could go into the red this month. The red. Calm down. I haven't been unprofitable since I was seven. Even my business loaning lunch money to poor 4th graders was profitable. I charged 12 percent, plus an origination fee. There's not time to reminisce about the glory days! Very bad man.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-10 |
| Image Number: |
178474 |
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Rudy, get in my office. I have to talk to you. You're firing me? No. This is serious. Firing me is not serious? I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was unprofitable. I was branded! Being branded is scary. Hug me. Much scarier.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-09 |
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2019-07-09 |
| Image Number: |
178473 |
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Help me! I am unprofitable? This is why you are condemned to wear the red letter U. It can't be. I've raised prices, cut labor costs, I … wait … Isn't the letter supposed to be scarlet? You're in the red. Failed Capitalist.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-08 |
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2019-07-08 |
| Image Number: |
178472 |
| Caption: |
U. Failure, scum. You wear the red letter! Red letter? U? I don't understand. Unprofitable. I'm branded! Noooooooo!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-07 |
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2019-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
178471 |
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The Fad Herald cometh! He is the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye, today, today, a matter of great importance. I've considered one of the most difficult fad decisions, and I am not prepared to rule. I will answer the age-old question: Hawaiian patterned shirts -- are they in or out? Murmur murmur. At long last. Speak! Quiet, please! Hawaiian shirts -- which have been stubbornly worn by men in all circumstances, often in defiance of their wives, defended and ridiculed through great debate -- are ... in. Wear them in peace! He was recently married. Free at last, God almighty, free at last.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-06 |
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2019-07-06 |
| Image Number: |
178362 |
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I'll have a scone, and some answers. Pardon? My husband's infatuated with Biden. He reads all the political blogs and polls, and can't stop talking about the race. How come he no longer looks at me the way he looks at Biden?! Man crush.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-05 |
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2019-07-05 |
| Image Number: |
178361 |
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Congratulations, Jeremiah. You've passed your medical tests. Wonderful. Just one more thing. I need to know how you'll react under extreme stress. Pardon? Clean up my kitchen you toothless old boob! Where's the sponge, dear? I am flush. I'll pick you up at 8.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-04 |
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2019-07-04 |
| Image Number: |
178360 |
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If you want to go on a date, I'll need some basic information. Cholesterol level, history of family heart disease, cancer and diabetes … I will not be in a position of falling for you only to find out you're a lemon! Now give us a look at your gums. I'd rather not.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-03 |
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2019-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
178359 |
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I haven't gone on a date in ages, but you intrigue me, Jeremiah Johnson. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Before this goes further, I must know the answer to a critical questions about your … um … physical condition. Ma'am? Cholesterol level? Let's hear it. Pardon? C'mon, this is octogenarian dating etiquette 101! I'm on it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
178358 |
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Sadie Cohen? Who's askin'? Jeremiah Johnson, gentleman caller. Your radio show inspires me. Go on. You have a siren's voice, and a mermaid's face. Would you join me on a date? Go wash my car! Yes, ma'am. Pick me up at 8.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
178357 |
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I seek Sadie Cohen. The old bat? The darling lass of the Ask Sadie Radio Hour. Is she here? Depends on your intentions. Are you planning to insult, ridicule or mock her? Of course not. Haven't seen her around.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
178283 |
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Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-29 |
| Image Number: |
178266 |
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I think it's over with me and Laurel. What happened? She told me she needs some time to think about things. It was terrible. We both were crying. Love is so painful. Meantime, in another relationship, affection is taking a different turn. We use the term affection loosely. You're not totally objectionable. You flatter.
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