| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-31 |
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2020-03-31 |
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182476 |
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I'm worried about Mortkey. What's up? He's been on a kick reading all these anti-religion books. Mortkey says there's no rational basis for faith and it's made him a little preachy. Oh dear. Why don't you just pray to a scone?! Chocolate chip or raisin?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-31) |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-03-30 |
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2020-03-30 |
| Image Number: |
182443 |
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What're you reading? The God Delusion. HOJ. It's the best-seller by Richard Dawkins, the brilliant Oxford anthropologist. It's a damning tome about the fundamentally destructive influence of society's mindless blind faith in religion. I read Maxim. Only slightly less destructive.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-30) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-29 |
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2020-03-29 |
| Image Number: |
182392 |
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Welcome to Computer Villa. Can I help you? Counseling services. For years, Apple and Google were allies going up against Microsoft. I rooted for them against the evil empire from Redmond. Everything felt right. But then Google and Apple started competing - first in the phone business, then in music and mobile search! Get in the line with the others. Others? I can't take the tension. It's like mommy versus daddy. Children of divorced high-tech partners. Did I cause this? Is it my fault? Why don't they love me?!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-29) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-28 |
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2020-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
182355 |
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Public Service Announcement. Try to get some exercise before subjecting us to your summer swimwear.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-28) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-03-27 |
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2020-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
182354 |
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It's almost summer. You know what that means. Please, no. Too late. I'm begging. I give you … monkey in swimwear. I may not eat for weeks. House of Java .net
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-27) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-03-26 |
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2020-03-26 |
| Image Number: |
182353 |
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Ask Sadie. Go ahead. I think I know the lyric to Louie Louie. Lyric? Right. The song sounds like it includes the word girl. We're looking for lyrics plural! Um, does it include pickle?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-26) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-03-25 |
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2020-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
182352 |
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Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-25) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-03-24 |
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2020-03-24 |
| Image Number: |
182351 |
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Today, our quest continues for someone who can figure out the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie (without looking on the internet). Louie Louie, oh no, I gotta go. I said, Louie Louie, oh-oh -- shove your head in a stove! Ohh, so close! (or was it?!)
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-24) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-03-23 |
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2020-03-23 |
| Image Number: |
182350 |
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Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-23) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-22 |
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2020-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
182228 |
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Dear Rudy Park, my husband Hirsch G. wrote to you in November asking Sadie how she kept her lovely figure. You created a most wonderful cartoon in response to my husband's query. Your cartoon made him very happy and I want to thank you for that. My husband passed away on November 29th very suddenly. He was too young and too vital to die. I just want you to know that every time I look at your cartoon I think how happy it made him. I hope you'll tell Sadie a really great and wonderful guy appreciated her. All the best. Nancy G. (Actual reader letter). Please accept my condolences on your Hirsch's passing. But I do not appreciate being complimented. It gives me hives! What is wrong with you people?!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-22) |
Image #182228 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-21 |
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2020-03-21 |
| Image Number: |
182234 |
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When I get my new iPhone, I will finally be at peace.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-21) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-03-20 |
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2020-03-20 |
| Image Number: |
182233 |
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You're suffering from the current capital scheme in this country. Me? You and other small business people work your tail off. But the hedge fund managers make billions adding nothing to the economy … You're being pillaged and enslaved, like some brilliant liberal thinker stuck in a monkeys body. Huh? Uh-oh. Jig's up, primate.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-20) |
Image #182233 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-19 |
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2020-03-19 |
| Image Number: |
182232 |
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Rudy, tell Armstrong the income gap is a recipe for instability … The system will collapse on itself: Too much income is going for too little productivity. That’s compelling. Take hedge fund managers. They make billions doing nothing while you toil. I don't know ... Tell him he's Luke, not Anakin. I finally understand something!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-19) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-18 |
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2020-03-18 |
| Image Number: |
182231 |
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This income gap's a real problem. Who's been feeding you this stuff? These systematic problems are obvious. Any surfer can see what the feudal lords are doing. Surfer? Did you just say surfer? Do you mean serf? What's going on? Mayday. Go nuclear. Yell Raise the inheritance tax.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-18) |
Image #182231 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-17 |
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2020-03-17 |
| Image Number: |
182230 |
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Armstrong, the income gap between rich and poor is the worst since the Depression. And? It's economically and politically unstable. Something's got to give. Or someone. Pardon? I'd like a raise for the good of the country. No. But nicely played.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-17) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-03-16 |
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2020-03-16 |
| Image Number: |
182229 |
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This income gap between the rich and the poor is out of control. Huh? It's the worst it's been since before the Depression. Where are you getting this? Out front. Oh no. You're being left behind! An I still watch Idol?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-16) |
Image #182229 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-14 |
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2020-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
182145 |
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You don't want to believe in global warming because you don't want to invest any money in solutions. That's pathetic and cheap. But I'm not going to argue with you anymore. What I am going to do is whup your behind like I did when you were knee-high to a flea! Some forces are more powerful than fear of global warming. Time for solar panels. Hurts.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-14) |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-03-13 |
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2020-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
182144 |
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Granny, don't tell me you're buying into all this global warming pseudo-science. Don't you see what the scientists are doing? They're scaring us, and it's obvious why. They're getting back at us for making fun of them in high school. Oh, they'd just love the earth to burn up so they could get even. Somewhere Al Gore weeps.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-13) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-12 |
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2020-03-12 |
| Image Number: |
182143 |
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Gramma, you want me to reduce the café's carbon footprint? Invest in insulation, or solar. But I'm already the most green-friendly person you know. How's that? My life's philosophy is green-centric. $10's, $20's and, especially, crisp green $100's! I feel blue.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-12) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-11 |
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2020-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
182142 |
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As your investors, your aunty and I would like to see some changes around the café. Higher prices? Smaller carbon footprint. We're ruining the environment. Too much CO2. What will we leave our grandchildren? Lots of money? Scorched earth. Are you listening?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-11) |
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